The Mana Source of Mox Emerald is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by MrEmerald with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 35.582 billion Mox Emeraldians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EmeraldCity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mox Emeraldian economy, worth a remarkable 5,553 trillion manas a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,078 manas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 779,228 per year while the poor average 17,600, a ratio of 44.3 to 1.

The military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, the military has quashed a recent coup attempt, landfills fill the land, and small children pause apologies for their misdeeds to ask what fiscal insolvency actually is. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mox Emerald's national animal is the manabird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Mox Emerald is ranked 142,781^st in the world and 126^th in Nederland for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 100.39 on the Clooney Contribution Index.