The Principality of Kireij is a huge, safe nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 763 million Kireijians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inuko. The average income tax rate is 26.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kireijian economy, worth 62.1 trillion majiroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 81,350 majiroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons, and the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kireij's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kireij is ranked 77,778^th in the world and 4,123^rd in Lazarus for Most Patriotic, with 18.09 flags saluted per person per day.