The Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of JACJ is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Jamill Akil Cureton Jr with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.573 billion Jacjians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacifism City. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jacjian economy, worth 365 trillion Jagians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,091 Jagians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and all you have to do is pray to get into JACJ. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JACJ's national animal is the Cheetah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Darwinism.

JACJ is ranked 3,498^th in the world and 3^rd in Community for Safest, scoring 136.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.