The Duchy of Isle of Westland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Richard Bryant 12th Duke of Westland with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.692 billion Westlanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lanmouth. The average income tax rate is 33.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Isle of Westlandian economy, worth 426 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,864 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, the dartboard at the Isle of Westlandian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Richard Bryant 12th Duke of Westland's face, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Isle of Westland's national animal is the Red Grouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isle of Westland is ranked 141,287^th in the world and 61^st in England for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.