The Free Land of Isla Pluma is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by am i like supposed to put something here with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.32 billion Isla Plumen are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A-twos-ment Park. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The powerhouse Isla Pluman economy, worth 106 trillion win tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 81,009 win tokens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 257,154 per year while the poor average 19,446, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, lending money has become a major liability, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The A-twos-ment Park Times is sold out, and the tawdry celebrity gossip section has moved to the front page of most newspapers. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isla Pluma's national animal is the viewer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Noobnoun vs Pronoun vs Hackernoun vs GOD.

Isla Pluma is ranked 260,492^nd in the world and 146^th in Community for Safest, scoring 12.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.