The Democratic Republic of Isla Pilipinas is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 2.145 billion Pilipinasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Pilipinas Kabisera. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Pilipinasian economy, worth 242 trillion Philippine Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,019 Philippine Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, and an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isla Pilipinas's national animal is the Tamaraw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Isla Pilipinas is ranked 22,675^th in the world and 22^nd in Philosophers for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 261.08 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.