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Largest Mining Sector: 410thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 642ndLargest Black Market: 880th
The Magical Gathering of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
The Gathering of Elves Casts its Deep Shadow of Magic
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Elves of Deep Shadow

Population35.806 billion

CapitalElvesCity
LeaderMrShadow
FaithAtheism

Currencymana
Animalmana bird

The Magical Gathering of Elves of Deep Shadow is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by MrShadow with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 35.806 billion Elves of Deep Shadowians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ElvesCity. The average income tax rate is 57.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Elves of Deep Shadowian economy, worth a remarkable 5,956 trillion manas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 166,348 manas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, widespread voter apathy has been credited to allegations that all candidates are puppets of MrShadow, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake, and selfie stick use is a required Scout badge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elves of Deep Shadow's national animal is the mana bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

Elves of Deep Shadow is ranked 218,426th in the world and 144th in Nederland for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 27.27 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 410thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 642ndLargest Black Market: 880thMost Stationary: 917thLargest Populations: 2,437thHighest Economic Output: 2,461stTop
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Most Avoided: 3,922ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,726thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,999thMost Armed: 6,413thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,649thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,723rdMost Influential: 6,959thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,961stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,580thNudest: 9,216thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,007thMost Devout: 10,139thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,245thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 16,111thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,987thHighest Average Incomes: 17,169thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,533rdHighest Poor Incomes: 25,067thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,777th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elves of Deep Shadow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Economic Output, and Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Avoided.
  • : Elves of Deep Shadow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Elves of Deep Shadow, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Elves of Deep Shadow, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.
  • : Following new legislation in Elves of Deep Shadow, widespread voter apathy has been credited to allegations that all candidates are puppets of MrShadow.
  • : Following new legislation in Elves of Deep Shadow, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
  • : Elves of Deep Shadow was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Elves of Deep Shadow, government forces are said to be deterred by signs reading "No Spam, Cold Callers or Central Government - Thank You".
  • : Elves of Deep Shadow was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Elves of Deep Shadow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.

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