The Royal Confederacy of Eluvatar is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Presiding Steward Beregond ArFinn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 37.353 billion Eluvatarans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Romenna. The average income tax rate is 10.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eluvataran economy, worth a remarkable 5,661 trillion Romennan Dukats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,571 Romennan Dukats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eluvatar's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Church of Eru.

Eluvatar is ranked 264,281^st in the world and 21^st in Taijitu for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 40.94 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.