The Free Providemist Republic of Djisland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Keegan Noonkester with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 4.688 billion Djisis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalminster. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Djisi economy, worth 492 trillion kroens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,971 kroens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Djisland's national animal is the Djesi liger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Djesi Church of Jesus Christ.

Djisland is ranked 42,324^th in the world and 3^rd in Pacific Western Alliance for Safest, scoring 104.95 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.