The Nation of Capos is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Karl Capo with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, vat-grown people, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 4.186 billion Caposians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caproxia. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caposian economy, worth 533 trillion caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,360 caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Caposian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capos's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Capos is ranked 9,073^rd in the world and 556^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 122.45 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.