The Community of Ardchoilleans is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 36.519 billion Ardchoilleansians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Ardchoilleansian economy, worth 701 trillion razoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 19,211 razoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is avowedly atheist, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax razoos each year. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardchoilleans's national animal is the larger cat.

Ardchoilleans is ranked 51,797^th in the world and 2,482^nd in Osiris for Safest, scoring 102.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.