The Dictatorship of Aallinia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Overlord with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.994 billion Aallinians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Owlor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aallinian economy, worth 542 trillion guildings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 272,079 guildings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,483,785 per year while the poor average 3,286, a ratio of 755 to 1.

Businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, and murder comes with a cash prize if the victim was previously incarcerated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aallinia's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aallinia is ranked 280,769^th in the world and 151^st in Community for Safest, scoring 5.24 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.