The Confederation of Unloseable is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Denalot B Cooper with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-working, democratic population of 922 million Unloseableans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciosel. The average income tax rate is 33.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Unloseablean economy, worth 101 trillion loses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 110,099 loses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

It can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste, and electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unloseable's national animal is the loser, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Unloseable is ranked 19,453^rd in the world and 1,089^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 93 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.