The Principality of Kireij is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 656 million Kireijians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inuko. The average income tax rate is 22.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kireijian economy, worth 54.8 trillion majiroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 83,521 majiroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kireij's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kireij is ranked 33,862^nd in the world and 1,922^nd in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 78 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.