Population | 8.684 billion |
Capital | Darqas |
Faith | Islam |
Currency | Dinar |
Animal | camel |
The Caliphate of Darqas is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.684 billion Darqasis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darqas. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Darqasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,942 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 338,822 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, billions of Dinars are spent to take high-quality photos of the Camel Nebula, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darqas's national animal is the camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.
Darqas is ranked 2,751st in the world and 110th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 227 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Darqas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Darqas, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
- : Following new legislation in Darqas, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in Darqas, billions of Dinars are spent to take high-quality photos of the Camel Nebula.
- : Following new legislation in Darqas, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
- : Following new legislation in Darqas, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
- : Following new legislation in Darqas, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts.
- : Following new legislation in Darqas, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Darqas remains pure.
- : Following new legislation in Darqas, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Darqas, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 40 » Treadwellia, The Sigometh Dynasty, New Rogernomics, Custadia, Leonism, Highchii, Debussy, Axixic, The Gelseen Hegemony, Marcellinople, Fluffiness, 1482, Auralon, The Islands of Colwell, Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri, Xalivstonia, Nippon Shotou Teikoku, Port Flynt, New Transeurasia, Meat Sandwich, Pepe Pip, Malororia, Calption, Aigania, Aaecilia, Devinsburg, Darkium, The Emerald Union, Business States of America, Steel Vagabonds, Oppalli, Imperial Saber, Silver Minner, Yurp, Wang Yao, Juba, General Mike, Salvanium, MilkyWay, and Caellip Major.