The Pharaoh Cursed State of Agaqiniala is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 582 million Agaqini have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Averbird. The average income tax rate is 35.3%.

The Agaqini economy, worth 27.1 trillion Solarmambis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,614 Solarmambis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Every workday begins with group therapy, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Leader For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Leader's supporters, and Leader's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agaqiniala's national animal is the Sand Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Agaqiniala is ranked 253,092^nd in the world and 9,449^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.