by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Zombie Research Institute

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Zombie Research Institute is ranked 23,287th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dᴀяк sʜᴀᴅow ԍᴜv'мıɴт of Animal FarmericaCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“Interfering in the World since 1917”
2.The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Napalm in the MorningBenevolent Dictatorship Temporary Conservative State of Emergency“NationStates and friendship”
3.The Flying Visit of Squadron Commander Lord FlashheartCivil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies“Women love him, Men want to be him.”
4.The Lєԍᴀʟ Assocıᴀтєs of Hassel Lynch and ButcherLeft-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites“LVCRE SERMAT.”
5.The Unfinished Mission of Zombie LeninDemocratic Socialists Hell“Must Crush Capitalism!”
6.The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Nothing Suspicious AtollAuthoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State“NationStates and friendship”
7.The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Iberian DominionCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“NationStates and friendship”
8.The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of Phat TurkeyNew York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy“NationStates and friendship”
9.The Holy Lucky Yellow Gold Find of CanardaScandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State“NationStates and friendship”
10.The PʀopҺɛтs of The Twelve TribesMoralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People“Why ALWAYS us?!”
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