The Safest in Thneedville
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Thneedville is ranked 21,233rd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Anime mapgamer | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Not a spy UwU | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of I will raid Thneedville | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Hummanity is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 4. |  The Lunar Queendom of Such A Beautiful Moon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Serenity.” | |
| 5. |  The Isle of Leng | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “די רייזינג זון” | |
| 6. |  The Nya-tionalist Nya-thUwUmbria of Nationalist Northumbria | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “ ” |
