The Nicest Citizens in The United Imperial Armed Forces
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Commonwealth of Logain Mac Tir | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Cheinaldureatopianit | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of European Union Remembers | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “From Many, One” |
