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Unojo wrote:Thank who?

Thank god.

Wait.. Oh sh-

Uvalor wrote:Thank god.

Wait.. Oh sh-

You should mean Difemanim, spiritual head of Unojo's Conjointist Church of AntiMono Worship, Wokeness, and Revenge Fill Latter Day Saints.

Unojo wrote:You should mean Difemanim, spiritual head of Unojo's Conjointist Church of AntiMono Worship, Wokeness, and Revenge Fill Latter Day Saints.

N O . Jesus and God.

Not everyone worships Difemanim. Only you and some others.

Uvalor wrote:N O . Jesus and God.

Not everyone worships Difemanim. Only you and some others.

I should probably make a list of offenders of our religon.

Unojo wrote:I should probably make a list of offenders of our religon.

YOUR offenders.

Revirana

What in the name of Nari is going on-

Also did I forget to mention that my current leader is technically a dictator?

Yeah, according to one of its definitions, a dictator is one who takes power by force. This is exactly what Alexander Blaire (me leader) is.

Alexander Blaire Mackenzie III is a 36 year old Rijk from Raivery, a small town north of Taurus. He took power in 2006 during a coup and has served ever since.

HOWEVER, he is actually a good guy, he is the one that established all these great relationships. As well as modernised and built up the whole country.

EDIT: This means me and Unojo do in fact have something in common.

Uvalor wrote:Also did I forget to mention that my current leader is technically a dictator?

Yeah, according to one of its definitions, a dictator is one who takes power by force. This is exactly what Alexander Blaire (me leader) is.

Alexander Blaire Mackenzie III is a 36 year old Rijk from Raivery, a small town north of Taurus. He took power in 2006 during a coup and has served ever since.

HOWEVER, he is actually a good guy, he is the one that established all these great relationships. As well as modernised and built up the whole country.

EDIT: This means me and Unojo do in fact have something in common.

Malnja legal became a successor to DFN because she was Sanpai (leader of the church) AND Finance of DFN (who just happened to die).

The Saney
The Saney is the almighty leader of the Unojoish people and 2nd the most powerful conjointist in the CCE (Church of the Conjoint Eye), only 2nd place to to Difemanim himself. Even though there is the Parlagresso exist (A Congress of rich people whose job is to approve the Saney and to call Unojo a democracy), If they go against the Saney, they will be killed on spot. Point being, El Saney is very powerful and when they die, that makes a problem. In case of assassination or other deaths of El Saney, We over at the Unojoish Nationalist Protectors (UNP) have came up with a line of succession for the Saney. (For future references, this document has been approved by Defi Namor and might be changed by a different Saney.)

Line of Succession: #1, The Bloodline.
The first person to be in line for the Crown is El Herdeiro. El Herdeiro is the person that the deceased Saney chooses. This can be ANYONE but if they die early, the Saney doesn't get to choose a spare for if both the Saney and Herdeiro die. Most of the time, the Herdeiro is a relative of the Saney (Mostly the *Eldest Child but can be anyone [as long as they are Unojoish {unless spouse} and are Conjointist]). Let's say that our Herdeiro has died before they could be put into action and we still don't have a Saney. We move to relatives.

The first born (If Not Herdeiro [from now on, If Not Herdeiro will be simplified to INH]) will be next in line to the Crown. If they are twins, some questions must be asked. Are they legitimate, if not, they cannot be Saney, The one with most Crimes Under their belt is excluded. Are they not conjointist, excluded! Are they disabled in anyway (by birth or accident), Excluded. And last (for now), have they been disowned by the Saney (Repudiada). If so, had they been added to the line by the Saney from Repudiada (Proevo). If so, forget Repudiada. All these rules apply to all children of the Saney as well. If First born isn't right for the throwe or dead, then the second born, third born, etc. If, somehow, All The Children Died, or just are unfit for the throwe, we have the spouse. Keep in mind, if anything is tied up, ladies go first!

The Spouse is the only Non-Unojoish person who can be put as Saney (Also Saney means holy king but the name doesn't change for female rulers). If they are same gendered, from an nation we are currently at war with, Anti-Unojoish, or Not Conjointist, they will not get the Crown. Other Relatives can take the Crown if they lived with the Saney, are Conjointist, and not Repudiada. If None of Them apply, we move to the special 2.
Line of Succession:#2 The Special 2
The Special 2 are the only 2 who have barely any buts about claiming the throne. Only if the Saney makes them Repudiada or they die, These two are the Saney (but not both). The first out of the 2 that get put in the line is the Sanpai (Holy Father who is the most powerful person in the CCE other than The Saney and Difemanim. [not "senpai" Sanpai is holy father {get your mind out of the gutter}]). The Sanpai is the head of the CCE and is thus is the perfect person for the Crown. If they are Repudiada or DEAD, then we move on to the Defiguerra (Head of all Military sections). Defiguerra is the most patriotic role and thus is fit for the Crown. If everyone we stated is unavailable, then we move on to the Parlagresso.
Line of Succession:#3 Parlagresso
If all of this fails, we have the Parlagresso. Starting with the eldest member, then the member that has been on the Parlagresso the longest, then the second eldest, second longest member of Parlagresso, etc. Again, Repudiada applies as well as opinion on Unojo pride, being anti-Saney, Not being Conjointist, not being native Unojoish or born Unojoish. All this applied as well as some other rules, we should be able to find one out of the 25 people to support this.
Line of Succession:#4 DFN's update
On request of Defi F Namor, we will add one more thing. After the Parlagresso, Any other military leader is available for Saney with regular rules applied. In this order, Army leader, Space Force leader, Navy leder, Air Force leader, and last being Marine leader, cause the leader hates the marines.
Line of Succession:#5 Others
If all those people don't apply, we will have the upper class vote for 2 upper class, conjointist, patriotic, person are elected. This shouldn't have to happen, but we shall never let the lower class, foreigners (A foreigner is someone who hasn't be born on Unojoish territory and has less than 60 percent english or iberian or Hispanic. If you have any of these apply to you, you are a foreigner), slaves, prisoners, betrayers, other religious groups, and others you might address. If you have any questions, ask the UNP (Not the Saney).
Signed by Cartone Tsul and Defi Namor.

Read factbook


Although, Unojo was built from a revolt against the brits.

Unojo wrote:Malnja legal became a successor to DFN because she was Sanpai (leader of the church) AND Finance of DFN (who just happened to die).
The Saney
The Saney is the almighty leader of the Unojoish people and 2nd the most powerful conjointist in the CCE (Church of the Conjoint Eye), only 2nd place to to Difemanim himself. Even though there is the Parlagresso exist (A Congress of rich people whose job is to approve the Saney and to call Unojo a democracy), If they go against the Saney, they will be killed on spot. Point being, El Saney is very powerful and when they die, that makes a problem. In case of assassination or other deaths of El Saney, We over at the Unojoish Nationalist Protectors (UNP) have came up with a line of succession for the Saney. (For future references, this document has been approved by Defi Namor and might be changed by a different Saney.)

Line of Succession: #1, The Bloodline.
The first person to be in line for the Crown is El Herdeiro. El Herdeiro is the person that the deceased Saney chooses. This can be ANYONE but if they die early, the Saney doesn't get to choose a spare for if both the Saney and Herdeiro die. Most of the time, the Herdeiro is a relative of the Saney (Mostly the *Eldest Child but can be anyone [as long as they are Unojoish {unless spouse} and are Conjointist]). Let's say that our Herdeiro has died before they could be put into action and we still don't have a Saney. We move to relatives.

The first born (If Not Herdeiro [from now on, If Not Herdeiro will be simplified to INH]) will be next in line to the Crown. If they are twins, some questions must be asked. Are they legitimate, if not, they cannot be Saney, The one with most Crimes Under their belt is excluded. Are they not conjointist, excluded! Are they disabled in anyway (by birth or accident), Excluded. And last (for now), have they been disowned by the Saney (Repudiada). If so, had they been added to the line by the Saney from Repudiada (Proevo). If so, forget Repudiada. All these rules apply to all children of the Saney as well. If First born isn't right for the throwe or dead, then the second born, third born, etc. If, somehow, All The Children Died, or just are unfit for the throwe, we have the spouse. Keep in mind, if anything is tied up, ladies go first!

The Spouse is the only Non-Unojoish person who can be put as Saney (Also Saney means holy king but the name doesn't change for female rulers). If they are same gendered, from an nation we are currently at war with, Anti-Unojoish, or Not Conjointist, they will not get the Crown. Other Relatives can take the Crown if they lived with the Saney, are Conjointist, and not Repudiada. If None of Them apply, we move to the special 2.
Line of Succession:#2 The Special 2
The Special 2 are the only 2 who have barely any buts about claiming the throne. Only if the Saney makes them Repudiada or they die, These two are the Saney (but not both). The first out of the 2 that get put in the line is the Sanpai (Holy Father who is the most powerful person in the CCE other than The Saney and Difemanim. [not "senpai" Sanpai is holy father {get your mind out of the gutter}]). The Sanpai is the head of the CCE and is thus is the perfect person for the Crown. If they are Repudiada or DEAD, then we move on to the Defiguerra (Head of all Military sections). Defiguerra is the most patriotic role and thus is fit for the Crown. If everyone we stated is unavailable, then we move on to the Parlagresso.
Line of Succession:#3 Parlagresso
If all of this fails, we have the Parlagresso. Starting with the eldest member, then the member that has been on the Parlagresso the longest, then the second eldest, second longest member of Parlagresso, etc. Again, Repudiada applies as well as opinion on Unojo pride, being anti-Saney, Not being Conjointist, not being native Unojoish or born Unojoish. All this applied as well as some other rules, we should be able to find one out of the 25 people to support this.
Line of Succession:#4 DFN's update
On request of Defi F Namor, we will add one more thing. After the Parlagresso, Any other military leader is available for Saney with regular rules applied. In this order, Army leader, Space Force leader, Navy leder, Air Force leader, and last being Marine leader, cause the leader hates the marines.
Line of Succession:#5 Others
If all those people don't apply, we will have the upper class vote for 2 upper class, conjointist, patriotic, person are elected. This shouldn't have to happen, but we shall never let the lower class, foreigners (A foreigner is someone who hasn't be born on Unojoish territory and has less than 60 percent english or iberian or Hispanic. If you have any of these apply to you, you are a foreigner), slaves, prisoners, betrayers, other religious groups, and others you might address. If you have any questions, ask the UNP (Not the Saney).
Signed by Cartone Tsul and Defi Namor.

Read factbook


Although, Unojo was built from a revolt against the brits.

We we’re also revolts.

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Just wanted to double down on thanking everyone for the endorsements. I'm officially a 1%er.

Jammlandia wrote:That or some “magic” rock
Fair point, but people beating each other with mint leaves in an attempt to cure diabetes is generally bad for public image.

You have a very strange nation. Even if people do decide to eat magic crystals to cure their hallucinations, you don't even have a judiciary to point out that's called doing meth. In addition, you can't even kill them to harvest the meth for... "police inspection".

Post self-deleted by Ipugao.

Good morning, TSP!

I couldn't sleep after about 4AM this morning, so I got up and finished watching a film about the fall of Insomnia. Ironic.

Erinor wrote:Good morning, TSP!

I couldn't sleep after about 4AM this morning, so I got up and finished watching a film about the fall of Insomnia. Ironic.

I cant sleep at all. Ive already taken some melatonin but that isnt helping

As someone who knows a thing or two about brains, I urge you both to see a medical professional who can diagnose and treat you. One day without sleep can eff up your immune system worse than eating a month of american hamburgles. (yes really) You'll need your immune system with this plauge going around.

Bear Connors Paradiso wrote:As someone who knows a thing or two about brains, I urge you both to see a medical professional who can diagnose and treat you. One day without sleep can eff up your immune system worse than eating a month of american hamburgles. (yes really) You'll need your immune system with this plauge going around.

It's okay, I had about 5 hours of sleep actually. I just woke way earlier than I expected and that was it.

Hello, how is everyone?

Bear Connors Paradiso wrote:As someone who knows a thing or two about brains, I urge you both to see a medical professional who can diagnose and treat you. One day without sleep can eff up your immune system worse than eating a month of american hamburgles. (yes really) You'll need your immune system with this plauge going around.

I do understand your concerns. However with the virus and everything...

I live on an island with a low amount of cases. We’re pretty chill here.

Erinor wrote:It's okay, I had about 5 hours of sleep actually. I just woke way earlier than I expected and that was it.

Don't trust those billionaires that says they only sleep 2 hour days.

Uvalor wrote:I do understand your concerns. However with the virus and everything...

I live on an island with a low amount of cases. We’re pretty chill here.

Some of them islands have a disturbingly high HIV rate..........

Si-topia wrote:Thank you sweetheart!
*smooches between your ears*
^-^

*purrs happily and blushes*
You're too kind~

Auphelia wrote:Ah, so for approximately 2.18 seconds. Lovely! We will have plenty of fun.

Oh dear, oh dear! Imagine the scandal if someone were to see you in such a compromising position with a man! No, no, this will not do at all. A proper lady does not bestow her favours upon just any man who comes across her path.

I'm not any man!

The Stickmin Empire wrote:GrandI easily wonIt is and I won, nuf said

I announce there is still no winner but the war is finsihed

Hello. Im not a new player, i just joined to remember the times in the pacifics.

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