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Nordic-British Union wrote:But, how will I bribe The Northern Light to win the card lottery?

But I also need that money to bribe TNL...

They are very expensive to bribe

Xagill, Nordic-British Union, and United engiresco

United engiresco

Nordic-British Union wrote:But, how will I bribe The Northern Light to win the card lottery?

Take my bitcoin.

*Hands 2 bitcoin*

United engiresco wrote:I only accept walking away from conversation if you are an introvert like myself

Oh wait virtually everybody on NS is introverted otherwise why would we all be here

Huh.. I guess I am an abnormality then..

United engiresco

United engiresco wrote:*Loads thermonuclear hydrogen Tsar Bomba*

Back off.

*Death Star ejects a huge spent Kyber shell, thereby dooming Mars to a eternal challenge of space pollution
you may fire, when ready.

United engiresco

Aerilia wrote:But I also need that money to bribe TNL...

They are very expensive to bribe

Here take some my bribe money since I can't bribe anymore

Xagill wrote:Here take some my bribe money since I can't bribe anymore

Dubious snek money, possibly forged by nerds?
I’ll take your entire stock

United engiresco

M90 Close Assault Weapon System wrote:*Death Star ejects a huge spent Kyber shell, thereby dooming Mars to a eternal challenge of space pollution
you may fire, when ready.

Wait stop!

*Injects memory wiping serum*

United engiresco wrote:Wait stop!

*Injects memory wiping serum*

You fool! You absolute nerd! You can’t wipe the memory of a machination of war! Your time has come!
*Shotgun misfires and explodes
Respawning in 30 seconds...

United engiresco

United engiresco

M90 Close Assault Weapon System wrote:You fool! You absolute nerd! You can’t wipe the memory of a machination of war! Your time has come!
*Shotgun misfires and explodes
Respawning in 30 seconds...

That serum was for me!

Take this!
*Empties clips on the m90*
You are defenseless!

Xagill wrote:Here take some my bribe money since I can't bribe anymore

:O

Oh wow, thank you!

I shall make sure this bribe money will be used wisely...

- the RMB door opens -

I’m back! How are y’all doin’?

United engiresco

Part 2
Welcome back into the dive into the horrors and sad fate of a town in the kingdom of east ireland. Warning this tale is graphic, makes you feel sad and is not for kids or those who are feeling down. You have been warned. i repeat you have been warned.

The drive to Kerry was long one, the armed police had to be flown in they had been tipped off about the rebel activity in the area the force was suppose to be 10 in number but 2 had come down ill 2 days before and where still to weak to join in at first the considered delaying the mission but if word got out that the rebels had a new stronghold that they could even kill a old man without the police doing anything? that was not worth thinking about the murder was a week ago and already slowly the rumors' began spreading that had to stomp out before the communist regained their loss hope.
The ambush was a good one, Stetson and Jeremy in the lead car had the main armored van behind them where the rest of armed response where, Jeremy as the driver made a fatal error when he spotted the tree that had fallen into the road he though correctly informed everyone on the radio and slowed down, his mistake was stopping and getting out of the car with Stetson to try and move it. The gun fire quickly turned Jeremy into little more but are armored torso missing limbs in a puddle of flesh, blood and shattered bones. Stetson was more lucky he was able to make it into cover behind the car yet with both his legs not working on account for holes that had been put in him meant he could not reach the armored Van.
The remaining 6 police officers tried to get out and return fired yet the rebels in their prepared positions with lots of cover and hidden behind the hedges caused them to not only have targets but in an attempt to get of the kill zone on foot 4 officers would be injured and the 5th sergeant Conor would be killed, this broke their morale and instead of fighting their way out or even saving Stetson they just ran.
With Van out of sight the rebels collected their new prisoner Stetson and slowly more and more rebels began to come out of hiding all across east Ireland.

The people of Kerry fell into despair the rebels began to exact more wealth from the people allowing them to increase their influence across the land, if something was done soon then this would be the nexus of a new rebellion. The rebel main base was the in the town hall, it was made up of one large room with 2 side rooms to their left and right connected to said main hall by a hall way. The lights would fail for a moment which was not unusually after all the diesel generator was never reliable.
The figure moved in the darkness as the rain beat down and lighting strike in the distance the 14 rebels where spread out in the town hall, 2 guarding Stetson in the east wing with 6 sleeping in the west and 6 including the leader in the main hall playing cards and enjoying their stolen wealth. None where paying attention to the figure outside in the road who had just slipped into the sewers after hacking into the internal camera system he began to plant charges. At 04:23 local time the figure slipped out of the sewer and checked his weapon. At 04:24 the wall of the east wing into the empty room was blasted inwards both rebels who where guarding the prisoner in the other room turned towards the hole raised their rifles and then went blind as the flash bang went off. What happened next was a blur to Stetson the stress of the ambush, the bad treatment he had received in rebels hand and the disorienting effect of the flash bang effected his sensors. All he knew for sure was was the distinctive sound of 30 Cal machine gun and a large armored hand, the size of his head grabbed him and dragged him out of the hole. Both rebels guarding died all most instantly one had his head removed by gun fire while the other was split in too, as 4 rebels rushed forward from the main hall quickly found themselves been gun down by the same gun. The red handed rushed for the main door trying to escape as the leader lay behind the large over haul table, as the leader looked to the red handed as he reached the door he let out a scream as the red handed left leg, and right side of both upper and lower torso where blasted out from him resulting in him becoming mostly a red baste on the double white oak doors. The leader shaking ready his revolver and look over the table to see nothing, no commandos, no red hunter or even a member of the green tide, he heard junior voice say "look at you shaking like the fool you are." as the leader turned his eyes would meet the the lowered gun of the British solider. And with one last press of trigger the British forces wiped out all 14 rebels present. The main stream press would claim this action was done by the commandos while a free lance journalist would hunt down the morgue where these bodies where stored and would comment on how all 14 where missing their heads leading to the theory that red hunters had been deployed as their skull taking was well known.
The truth was a older British unit had been deployed the ones behind the power armour used by the red hunters these forces numbered no greater then a 50 and where made up of commando veterans who showed an real skill for shock and awe. deployed to infiltrate a targets location they then would spring a trap made up of quick and rapid assaults', either capturing the target in the case of officer Stetson or exterminate the target as seen by the leader of the rebels. Their armour allows for improved speed, increase combat effectiveness as it would allow for the soldiers to simple absorb a greater deal of punishment and keep fighting and finally the terror factor of a 6 foot tall armoured figure stepping out of the shadows to gun you down with a 30 calibre machine gun or slitting yourself with a bayonet. However their few in number highly specific role makes them hard to deploy in most situations.

Moisus and Eastern aestorusia

Lemsrow wrote:- the RMB door opens -

I’m back! How are y’all doin’?

Terrible,I have to go to IWK court in order to repeal a random banjection

United engiresco and The greater 4th german reich

United engiresco

I'm done for today here.

*Slams RMB door shut*

United engiresco wrote:That serum was for me!

Take this!
*Empties clips on the m90*
You are defenseless!

*Respawns with a full clip
Mwahaha! You forgot to remove extra clips in editor mode! Now you shall pay the price of your lack of vision!
Oh, he left.
Well, I guess that means, I win!
*chokes

Pooor wrote:Terrible,I have to go to IWK court in order to repeal a random banjection

Ouch.

The Jerichowan Country wrote:30 °C ? in germany it's just 9 °C here ,but 30 °C is crazy. how is it already so hot in singapore, when summer hasn't even started?

Hi! Sorry for my late reply! It is ALWAYS very hot and humid here in Singapore! :D

Ethnon, The Jerichowan Country, and United engiresco

United engiresco

*guns the RMB door down*

Hello, where is the bar?

United engiresco

Ryationnis island wrote:*Sips coffee*

*Whacks the coffee away*

I said,

Where. Is. The. Bar?!

*Fires gun at the ceiling*

Ryationnis island

United engiresco

Ryationnis island wrote:Idk...

*Tosses you to ground, obviously drunk*

Gaaah! Where's the bar?! I need my tea!

Ryationnis island

United engiresco wrote:*Tosses you to ground, obviously drunk*

Gaaah! Where's the bar?! I need my tea!

Sir, please calm down.

Use your inside voice.

United engiresco and Ryationnis island

United engiresco

Vyata Temor wrote:Sir, please calm down.

Use your inside voice.

*Punches Vyata*

GET MY TEA!

United engiresco wrote:*Punches Vyata*

GET MY TEA!

Inside voice or I'll have to call TNP Authorities.

United engiresco

United engiresco

Vyata Temor wrote:Inside voice or I'll have to call TNP Authorities.

*Pterodactyl screeching*
You can't stop me!
*More pterodactyl screeching*

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