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Wellandy wrote:If none of them disappeared, your population would have been 80% bigger.

And more unstable. Besides better gone than red.

I forgot to mention tourist also go missing.

We say disappeared but in reality we know they ended up in slavery or euthanized.

Pinguioris

Pinguioris wrote:Old Age 82%
Lost in the Wilderness 16.7%
Suicide While in Police Custody .8%
Acts of God .5%

If you don't die in your sleep, you'll almost certainly walk off a cliff.

I am more concerned about the 0.5% chance.

Wellandy wrote:I am more concerned about the 0.5% chance.

Just the odd cult you know.

Wellandy wrote:I am more concerned about the 0.5% chance.

You know someone’s screwed when god specifically picks them.

Kyruev

Pandoska wrote:You know someone’s screwed when god specifically picks them.

He just lightning bolts you when he has a bad day.

Pinguioris wrote:Just the odd cult you know.

Do they stab someone and say that god forced them to do it?

Pinguioris

Wellandy wrote:He just lightning bolts you when he has a bad day.
Do they stab someone and say that god forced them to do it?

Yeah, and then they commit suicide in police custody...

The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg wrote:Question of the day:
Since everyone’s talking about flags...
Which nation in NS has the best flag?

Aerilia.

Pinguioris wrote:Yeah, and then they commit suicide in police custody...

8:00: Buy a knife.
8:10: Be forced by god to stab someone, because the god had a bad day.
9:00: Be in police custody.
12:00: Go to god and tell him that he sucks due to him forcing you to stab someone.

Pinguioris

I feel bad for the 0.1% who die in pandoskan police custody. Our men and women in blue are renowned for brutality during and after arrest.

hoopla

United engiresco

Pandoska wrote:Those who disappear are mainly the obese, law breakers, heathens, and anyone else against the policies of my nation. Oh and communist.

I'm getting some heavy Augusto Pinochet vibes from the last part...

Pandoska wrote:I feel bad for the 0.1% who die in pandoskan police custody. Our men and women in blue are renowned for brutality during and after arrest.

I just have an unusually large police force, so even though the numbers are low, I still have 0.8%

-slovania

United engiresco wrote:I'm getting some heavy Augusto Pinochet vibes from the last part...

well we can say he's not Chile
*slaps knee*
also, what happened to the flag?

United engiresco

Pandoska wrote:I feel bad for the 0.1% who die in pandoskan police custody. Our men and women in blue are renowned for brutality during and after arrest.

My police officers are friendly and receive above-average pay, so they don't do that. The chance of being killed in custody is low, but never 0, though.

Pinguioris wrote:I just have an unusually large police force, so even though the numbers are low, I still have 0.8%

My force is large for the purpose of deterring crime. It works but when a crime is reported the response is similar to a pack of hungry wolves to an injured deer.

United engiresco wrote:I'm getting some heavy Augusto Pinochet vibes from the last part...

Pinochet’s policies heavily influenced this nation.

Pinguioris and United engiresco

Pinguioris wrote:I'm no fool, Aerilia.

O.o

How did you know it was me?

Pinguioris

United engiresco

-slovania wrote:well we can say he's not Chile
*slaps knee*
also, what happened to the flag?

Updated the stripes

The new mexican confederation and -slovania

Aerilia wrote:O.o

How did you know it was me?

How did we not know it was you?

Aerilia and Pinguioris

Question of the day 2:
Have you ever gotten a dissapointing present from someone?
What was it?

Republica Guilleana wrote:Question of the day 2:
Have you ever gotten a dissapointing present from someone?
What was it?

s o c k s

Pinguioris and Republica Guilleana

Wellandy wrote:My police officers are friendly and receive above-average pay, so they don't do that. The chance of being killed in custody is low, but never 0, though.

Meanwhile pandoskan cops are heavily indoctrinated former soldiers or indoctrinated graduates of the Internal Security University. Pay is very similar to that of soldiers which is high. Tho not aggressive to law abiding pandoskans anyone who breaks the social norms are considered enemies of the state no matter what.

bEAn oops... caps lock was on!

Abrahmi wrote:bEAn oops... caps lock was on!

Can we pay 9.99 to get the correct capital letter placement then?

Abrahmi

Wellandy wrote:Can we pay 9.99 to get the correct capital letter placement then?

Why not?

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