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Post by New upper scotland suppressed by Territorio di Nessuno.

New upper scotland

Wardency wrote:Cool

note: i've only made this cuz i was bored, this is an text adventure type dispatch based on an bug that happened a few days ago and i decided it would be interesting if i would turn this into an actual story

also if you chose an option there is no way back jk
for some reason this dispatch might glitch a little bit and some might not be clear for some reason but i'm pretty sure that wouldn't be the case
Anyway though lets begin:

You live in a small city in mississippi
Its a nice day of saturday you decide to open up your computer and log in your NS
You are a new region in Gobglab (not a real region) with 80 million citizens named:
chose your name(note this doesn't affects the following course of the story) :


But your name is not jerry or it is?...idk what your real name is tbh :/


ok lets continue then


ah so you are a fellow weeb aren't you


sounds like some german star trek thing...XD


*Alexa play soviet anthem*


understandable have a nice day


no u[/align]



You enter in and first you check:
chose an option:
[align=center]
you click on your issues and you see you got only two, one named
"lights out" and the other is named "file_not_found.exe"
if you are reading this go to a1


you see that you have only 2 notices
if you are reading this go to a2


you decide to check the rmb and the only thing you see is a message that says:there are no lodged messages at present
You're instanly cofused now, so you decide to refresh the rmb but nothing changed
if you are reading this go to a3


you go to the NS forum and something distracts your atention its a thread that was posted by a former nation and that it says: something is wrong with the rmb, you are now curious so you decide to look into it a little bit
It says: for some reason everytime i go on the rmb it always says that there are no lodged messages at present wich is weird cuz i've gotten like 6 notices and doesn't shows me any of them i tried contacting the mods but i go no response if you know what is goin pls just tell me you decide to check the replies and you see that all the replies are from former nations that ceased to exist,
if you are reading this go to a4


a1:
Chose an issue:
it says that a local crime has happened in the suburbs in your nation wich was about a dead woman that was found strangled with a rope in front of her computer, local neighbours say that the only thing that they sawed was a strong flash of light followed by a poc sound, your citizens ask you to do something about this
You are followed by two options, the first option is from an terrified citizen wich indentifies as the victims mother that says:
i knew this was going to happen i've always warned her about the dangers of the suburbs but she didn't listened to me and now look what happened, i'm telling you suburbs are dangerous and only criminals should be throwned there
And the second is from your agent that says:
These types of crimes happen all the time its not such a big deal anymore,I know its bad and really repulsive when you see these things happening but we can't do anything about it and they should deal with it we have more important things, i mean why don't they investigate it instead, think about it would be fun for them to solve all of this puzzle and we wouldn’t be bothered anymore with these problems
if you are reading this go to a1.1
you click the second issue and #€#&!#€*#*#&*#*#*#*#*# pops out you got &*#*#€# options but none of them shows up so you decide to dismiss the issue
if you are reading this go to a1.2[/align]
[tr]
a1.1:
Chose an option:
you chosed the first option and now a bunch of roads are closed in your nation due to the prisoners that are wondering around suburbs, your nation is basicaly now a mess, but then the news bulletin pops out saying:
breaking news everybody we would like to announce you that several murders were reported in a several states the cause of these deaths is unknown but the only thing that we know is that all the victims were found dead in front of their computers and with all of their screens being totaly white, we would like you to stay calm cuz the police officers are curently investigating you are kinda terrified now
if you are reading this go to b1
you chosed the second option and now the citizens became the police and the police becamed the citizens in your nation...lol..., but suddenly the news bulletin pops out saying:
breaking news everybody we have been informed that several murders were reported in several states most of the cases were consisting of the victims being stabed and some of them being strangled, also for some reason all of the victims were found in front of their computers with a straight white screen, we would like you to stay calm cuz the police officers are curently investigating you fell a shiver down your spine
If you are reading this go to b2
you decide to dismiss the issue, but then you recieve a message from your friend john that says:
hey there man have you sawed the news bulletin that they showed up pretty terrifying huh, i gonna be honest i was kinda shocked when i've heard about all those deaths that happened in those several states and the fact that all of them died in front of their computers doesn't this seems a little bit...weird like i doubt it will be just a coincidence tbh they said they will investigate the case but i really don't know what to belive now...anyway tho i'il advice to look your house just to be safe. you are now kinda scared so you decide to...
If you reading this go to b3
a1.2:
chose an option:
you dismiss the issue but then the news bulletin instanly pops out saying: breaking news everybody we were announced that several people were reported missing in several states everything else is unknown the only thing that we know is that all of their computers were found completly damaged with their screens broken we would like you to stay calm cuz the police officers are curently investigating you are completly frozen you cannot move
If you are reading this go to b4

a2:
chose an notice:

you decide to check your first notice and you find out that is from an unknown nation that ceased within 2 hours, you think that it might could be just a troll because the post that you were mentioned got suppressed by none other than the NS mods themselves, you are now curious so you decide to go to the rmb and ask what happened, you wait a little bit untill you get a response that only says: idk, then you reply to it by saying...
if you are reading this go to a2.1
you decide to check your second notice and you find out that is from the northern light that mentioned you in bulletin that says: winners of redacted,you then decide to check it out it says that all the nations mentioned in the bulletin will recieve a telegram from &#&#€#*#(#*÷€ in order to *#&#*#*£#*÷, you are now very excited about this whole thing so your decide to...
If you are reading this go to a2.2
a2.1:
Your reply:
He then replies to you by saying: hey man, if you wanna know i am as much as confused as you are, i got mentioned by the same guy too, i tried asking the other nations what happened and i'm still waiting for a response, you reply to it by saying...
If you are reading this go c1
He then responds by saying: um...no...but i was just saying...ok look the only thing i know is that the rmb was inactive since that post was made and got suppressed and it wasn't only that post as i can see there were more and all of them were from different nations, the only thing that i can think of is that it was somekind of troll invasion that occured, you then respond to it by saying...
If you are reading this go to c2
a2.2:
chose an option:
it says: thank you to all the nations who bothered to check this bulletin because this unlike the other bulletins, is something more important and all the nations who got mentioned should fell proud cuz this is probably gonna be their greatest chance to become something important in NS history...you are now more emotionated, you always wanted to become the greatest nation, to rule them all, not just a delegate, but something more bigger than that, so you continue reading...and its not even that hard the only thing you have to do is wait for our telegram, the telegram will contain a few instructions that will tell you what to do if actualy wanna win cuz from all of the selected victims nations only one would survive if you know what we mean ;). you are done reading and as now as twice as excited so now you...
If you are reading this go to c3
dispite the fact that you are pretty excited about this whole situation, you decide to ignore the bulletin and...
If you are reading this go to c4 or back at the begining

a3:
chose an option:

you decide to lodge a message on the rmb that simply says: hi in order to get some atention, you wait and wait untill somebody responds to you with the same answer, you then decide to respond to him by saying...
If you are reading this go to a3.1
you decide to refresh it again but nothing happened just the same message that says: There are no lodged messages at the present
If you are reading this go back to the begining
a3.1:
your reply:
he then replies to you by saying: i'm good but doesn't the rmb seems a little bit how i can say...weird? you then reply to him by saying...
if you are reading this go to d1
he then replies to you by saying: yeah...but this doesn't actualy matters rn, to be honest i actualy wanted to talk something with you or i mean anyone else, you then reply to him by saying...
If you are reading this go to d2

a4:
check a reply:

the first reply says: same for some reason i've tried refreshing the rmb but nothing happened i thought i was the only one who was dealing with this situation but apparently not tbh idk what to tell you, the only thing i know is that something much bigger migth be goin on the post has other 2 replies
If you are reading this go to a4.1
the second reply says: yeah now if i remember corectly this happened the same to me, i disscussed with a nation on the south-pacific about this and he told me that this might have something to do with the new update that NS was getting...wait new update but nobody has told you anything about it, you are now curious so you decide to...
If you are reading this go to a4.2
the third reply says: you have problems, try looking into this maybe...the message contains a link...its a link to the NS code files i've looked up into them a little bit, and tbh for me it was all just some confusing mess, but idk maybe you smarties out there will understand it
if you are reading this go to a4.3
a4.1:
check a reply:
it says: jeez...why does everybody has to freak out when the rmb is not active i mean you would think that the only reason that is like that its because people might have more important stuff to do than staying on NS all the day, its not like is going to be the end of the world if nobody says nothing, this calms you down a little bit maybe he was right, maybe you just have to give it a little bit of time to get active, anyway you decide to leave your NS for now and do something else
If you are reading this go to e1
it says: weird...for some reason for me it only shows messages that were posted about like 9 years ago, i mean how f*cked up is that, listen if it would be just the rmb being dead i wouldn't make a big deal out of this but showing messages that were posted decades ago... you are now pretty confused, then you remember that you might have encountered the same problem you decide to check the rmb and investigate for yourself only to find out the same message that says: there are no lodged messages at the present
If you are reading this go e2
a4.2:
chose an option:
you decide to ask about it on the rmb, you wait a long time staring in the screen until you get a response that says: so you have heard about it too huh... i remember seeing a thread about this but it got deleted days ago the only thing know is that they were planing a big event on NS but gaved up for some reason maybe they are trying to bring it back in this new update, you respond to it by saying...
If you are reading this go to e3
a4.3:
chose an option:
you click on the link luckly it wasn't a rickroll, instead it was a file that said NS.exe you decide to look into it, it says: NS.exe is unable to perform sistem corrupted...followed by a bunch of scrabbled numbers and letters, then it says...would you like to rebot sistem...you are followed by a "yes" and "no" option
If you are reading this go to e4



b1:
chose an option:
even tho you're kinda creeper out, you decide to not make a big deal out of this since what are the chances from all the people out there you will be the next one, so you ignore the news bulletin and go back to your NS stuff and check the rmb just to see that the only thing on it is a message that says: There are no lodged messages at the present
If you are reading this go to b1.1
so just to be safe, you go around your house and check all the entrances in it in case any murder breaks in, it takes a while of checking and the only thing that atracts your atention its an open window
If you are reading this go to b1.2
you decide to call someone, in order to calm you down a little bit, this situation is pretty serious though so maybe you did the right thing to see how others are dealing with this situation, anyway there is a criminal frowling around
Read factbook


Reading this is just unsettling

Lcsgn and Cokoland

Kartujia

Cereskia wrote:
note: i've only made this cuz i was bored, this is an text adventure type dispatch based on an bug that happened a few days ago and i decided it would be interesting if i would turn this into an actual story

also if you chose an option there is no way back jk
for some reason this dispatch might glitch a little bit and some might not be clear for some reason but i'm pretty sure that wouldn't be the case
Anyway though lets begin:

You live in a small city in mississippi
Its a nice day of saturday you decide to open up your computer and log in your NS
You are a new region in Gobglab (not a real region) with 80 million citizens named:
chose your name(note this doesn't affects the following course of the story) :


But your name is not jerry or it is?...idk what your real name is tbh :/


ok lets continue then


ah so you are a fellow weeb aren't you


sounds like some german star trek thing...XD


*Alexa play soviet anthem*


understandable have a nice day


no u[/align]



You enter in and first you check:
chose an option:
[align=center]
you click on your issues and you see you got only two, one named
"lights out" and the other is named "file_not_found.exe"
if you are reading this go to a1


you see that you have only 2 notices
if you are reading this go to a2


you decide to check the rmb and the only thing you see is a message that says:there are no lodged messages at present
You're instanly cofused now, so you decide to refresh the rmb but nothing changed
if you are reading this go to a3


you go to the NS forum and something distracts your atention its a thread that was posted by a former nation and that it says: something is wrong with the rmb, you are now curious so you decide to look into it a little bit
It says: for some reason everytime i go on the rmb it always says that there are no lodged messages at present wich is weird cuz i've gotten like 6 notices and doesn't shows me any of them i tried contacting the mods but i go no response if you know what is goin pls just tell me you decide to check the replies and you see that all the replies are from former nations that ceased to exist,
if you are reading this go to a4


a1:
Chose an issue:
it says that a local crime has happened in the suburbs in your nation wich was about a dead woman that was found strangled with a rope in front of her computer, local neighbours say that the only thing that they sawed was a strong flash of light followed by a poc sound, your citizens ask you to do something about this
You are followed by two options, the first option is from an terrified citizen wich indentifies as the victims mother that says:
i knew this was going to happen i've always warned her about the dangers of the suburbs but she didn't listened to me and now look what happened, i'm telling you suburbs are dangerous and only criminals should be throwned there
And the second is from your agent that says:
These types of crimes happen all the time its not such a big deal anymore,I know its bad and really repulsive when you see these things happening but we can't do anything about it and they should deal with it we have more important things, i mean why don't they investigate it instead, think about it would be fun for them to solve all of this puzzle and we wouldn’t be bothered anymore with these problems
if you are reading this go to a1.1
you click the second issue and #€#&!#€*#*#&*#*#*#*#*# pops out you got &*#*#€# options but none of them shows up so you decide to dismiss the issue
if you are reading this go to a1.2[/align]
[tr]
a1.1:
Chose an option:
you chosed the first option and now a bunch of roads are closed in your nation due to the prisoners that are wondering around suburbs, your nation is basicaly now a mess, but then the news bulletin pops out saying:
breaking news everybody we would like to announce you that several murders were reported in a several states the cause of these deaths is unknown but the only thing that we know is that all the victims were found dead in front of their computers and with all of their screens being totaly white, we would like you to stay calm cuz the police officers are curently investigating you are kinda terrified now
if you are reading this go to b1
you chosed the second option and now the citizens became the police and the police becamed the citizens in your nation...lol..., but suddenly the news bulletin pops out saying:
breaking news everybody we have been informed that several murders were reported in several states most of the cases were consisting of the victims being stabed and some of them being strangled, also for some reason all of the victims were found in front of their computers with a straight white screen, we would like you to stay calm cuz the police officers are curently investigating you fell a shiver down your spine
If you are reading this go to b2
you decide to dismiss the issue, but then you recieve a message from your friend john that says:
hey there man have you sawed the news bulletin that they showed up pretty terrifying huh, i gonna be honest i was kinda shocked when i've heard about all those deaths that happened in those several states and the fact that all of them died in front of their computers doesn't this seems a little bit...weird like i doubt it will be just a coincidence tbh they said they will investigate the case but i really don't know what to belive now...anyway tho i'il advice to look your house just to be safe. you are now kinda scared so you decide to...
If you reading this go to b3
a1.2:
chose an option:
you dismiss the issue but then the news bulletin instanly pops out saying: breaking news everybody we were announced that several people were reported missing in several states everything else is unknown the only thing that we know is that all of their computers were found completly damaged with their screens broken we would like you to stay calm cuz the police officers are curently investigating you are completly frozen you cannot move
If you are reading this go to b4

a2:
chose an notice:

you decide to check your first notice and you find out that is from an unknown nation that ceased within 2 hours, you think that it might could be just a troll because the post that you were mentioned got suppressed by none other than the NS mods themselves, you are now curious so you decide to go to the rmb and ask what happened, you wait a little bit untill you get a response that only says: idk, then you reply to it by saying...
if you are reading this go to a2.1
you decide to check your second notice and you find out that is from the northern light that mentioned you in bulletin that says: winners of redacted,you then decide to check it out it says that all the nations mentioned in the bulletin will recieve a telegram from &#&#€#*#(#*÷€ in order to *#&#*#*£#*÷, you are now very excited about this whole thing so your decide to...
If you are reading this go to a2.2
a2.1:
Your reply:
He then replies to you by saying: hey man, if you wanna know i am as much as confused as you are, i got mentioned by the same guy too, i tried asking the other nations what happened and i'm still waiting for a response, you reply to it by saying...
If you are reading this go c1
He then responds by saying: um...no...but i was just saying...ok look the only thing i know is that the rmb was inactive since that post was made and got suppressed and it wasn't only that post as i can see there were more and all of them were from different nations, the only thing that i can think of is that it was somekind of troll invasion that occured, you then respond to it by saying...
If you are reading this go to c2
a2.2:
chose an option:
it says: thank you to all the nations who bothered to check this bulletin because this unlike the other bulletins, is something more important and all the nations who got mentioned should fell proud cuz this is probably gonna be their greatest chance to become something important in NS history...you are now more emotionated, you always wanted to become the greatest nation, to rule them all, not just a delegate, but something more bigger than that, so you continue reading...and its not even that hard the only thing you have to do is wait for our telegram, the telegram will contain a few instructions that will tell you what to do if actualy wanna win cuz from all of the selected victims nations only one would survive if you know what we mean ;). you are done reading and as now as twice as excited so now you...
If you are reading this go to c3
dispite the fact that you are pretty excited about this whole situation, you decide to ignore the bulletin and...
If you are reading this go to c4 or back at the begining

a3:
chose an option:

you decide to lodge a message on the rmb that simply says: hi in order to get some atention, you wait and wait untill somebody responds to you with the same answer, you then decide to respond to him by saying...
If you are reading this go to a3.1
you decide to refresh it again but nothing happened just the same message that says: There are no lodged messages at the present
If you are reading this go back to the begining
a3.1:
your reply:
he then replies to you by saying: i'm good but doesn't the rmb seems a little bit how i can say...weird? you then reply to him by saying...
if you are reading this go to d1
he then replies to you by saying: yeah...but this doesn't actualy matters rn, to be honest i actualy wanted to talk something with you or i mean anyone else, you then reply to him by saying...
If you are reading this go to d2

a4:
check a reply:

the first reply says: same for some reason i've tried refreshing the rmb but nothing happened i thought i was the only one who was dealing with this situation but apparently not tbh idk what to tell you, the only thing i know is that something much bigger migth be goin on the post has other 2 replies
If you are reading this go to a4.1
the second reply says: yeah now if i remember corectly this happened the same to me, i disscussed with a nation on the south-pacific about this and he told me that this might have something to do with the new update that NS was getting...wait new update but nobody has told you anything about it, you are now curious so you decide to...
If you are reading this go to a4.2
the third reply says: you have problems, try looking into this maybe...the message contains a link...its a link to the NS code files i've looked up into them a little bit, and tbh for me it was all just some confusing mess, but idk maybe you smarties out there will understand it
if you are reading this go to a4.3
a4.1:
check a reply:
it says: jeez...why does everybody has to freak out when the rmb is not active i mean you would think that the only reason that is like that its because people might have more important stuff to do than staying on NS all the day, its not like is going to be the end of the world if nobody says nothing, this calms you down a little bit maybe he was right, maybe you just have to give it a little bit of time to get active, anyway you decide to leave your NS for now and do something else
If you are reading this go to e1
it says: weird...for some reason for me it only shows messages that were posted about like 9 years ago, i mean how f*cked up is that, listen if it would be just the rmb being dead i wouldn't make a big deal out of this but showing messages that were posted decades ago... you are now pretty confused, then you remember that you might have encountered the same problem you decide to check the rmb and investigate for yourself only to find out the same message that says: there are no lodged messages at the present
If you are reading this go e2
a4.2:
chose an option:
you decide to ask about it on the rmb, you wait a long time staring in the screen until you get a response that says: so you have heard about it too huh... i remember seeing a thread about this but it got deleted days ago the only thing know is that they were planing a big event on NS but gaved up for some reason maybe they are trying to bring it back in this new update, you respond to it by saying...
If you are reading this go to e3
a4.3:
chose an option:
you click on the link luckly it wasn't a rickroll, instead it was a file that said NS.exe you decide to look into it, it says: NS.exe is unable to perform sistem corrupted...followed by a bunch of scrabbled numbers and letters, then it says...would you like to rebot sistem...you are followed by a "yes" and "no" option
If you are reading this go to e4



b1:
chose an option:
even tho you're kinda creeper out, you decide to not make a big deal out of this since what are the chances from all the people out there you will be the next one, so you ignore the news bulletin and go back to your NS stuff and check the rmb just to see that the only thing on it is a message that says: There are no lodged messages at the present
If you are reading this go to b1.1
so just to be safe, you go around your house and check all the entrances in it in case any murder breaks in, it takes a while of checking and the only thing that atracts your atention its an open window
If you are reading this go to b1.2
you decide to call someone, in order to calm you down a little bit, this situation is pretty serious though so maybe you did the right thing to see how others are dealing with this situation, anyway there is a criminal frowling around
Read factbook

It remembers me something...

Cokoland

Cereskia wrote:
note: i've only made this cuz i was bored, this is an text adventure type dispatch based on an bug that happened a few days ago and i decided it would be interesting if i would turn this into an actual story

also if you chose an option there is no way back jk
for some reason this dispatch might glitch a little bit and some might not be clear for some reason but i'm pretty sure that wouldn't be the case
Anyway though lets begin:

You live in a small city in mississippi
Its a nice day of saturday you decide to open up your computer and log in your NS
You are a new region in Gobglab (not a real region) with 80 million citizens named:
chose your name(note this doesn't affects the following course of the story) :


But your name is not jerry or it is?...idk what your real name is tbh :/


ok lets continue then


ah so you are a fellow weeb aren't you


sounds like some german star trek thing...XD


*Alexa play soviet anthem*


understandable have a nice day


no u[/align]



You enter in and first you check:
chose an option:
[align=center]
you click on your issues and you see you got only two, one named
"lights out" and the other is named "file_not_found.exe"
if you are reading this go to a1


you see that you have only 2 notices
if you are reading this go to a2


you decide to check the rmb and the only thing you see is a message that says:there are no lodged messages at present
You're instanly cofused now, so you decide to refresh the rmb but nothing changed
if you are reading this go to a3


you go to the NS forum and something distracts your atention its a thread that was posted by a former nation and that it says: something is wrong with the rmb, you are now curious so you decide to look into it a little bit
It says: for some reason everytime i go on the rmb it always says that there are no lodged messages at present wich is weird cuz i've gotten like 6 notices and doesn't shows me any of them i tried contacting the mods but i go no response if you know what is goin pls just tell me you decide to check the replies and you see that all the replies are from former nations that ceased to exist,
if you are reading this go to a4


a1:
Chose an issue:
it says that a local crime has happened in the suburbs in your nation wich was about a dead woman that was found strangled with a rope in front of her computer, local neighbours say that the only thing that they sawed was a strong flash of light followed by a poc sound, your citizens ask you to do something about this
You are followed by two options, the first option is from an terrified citizen wich indentifies as the victims mother that says:
i knew this was going to happen i've always warned her about the dangers of the suburbs but she didn't listened to me and now look what happened, i'm telling you suburbs are dangerous and only criminals should be throwned there
And the second is from your agent that says:
These types of crimes happen all the time its not such a big deal anymore,I know its bad and really repulsive when you see these things happening but we can't do anything about it and they should deal with it we have more important things, i mean why don't they investigate it instead, think about it would be fun for them to solve all of this puzzle and we wouldn’t be bothered anymore with these problems
if you are reading this go to a1.1
you click the second issue and #€#&!#€*#*#&*#*#*#*#*# pops out you got &*#*#€# options but none of them shows up so you decide to dismiss the issue
if you are reading this go to a1.2[/align]
[tr]
a1.1:
Chose an option:
you chosed the first option and now a bunch of roads are closed in your nation due to the prisoners that are wondering around suburbs, your nation is basicaly now a mess, but then the news bulletin pops out saying:
breaking news everybody we would like to announce you that several murders were reported in a several states the cause of these deaths is unknown but the only thing that we know is that all the victims were found dead in front of their computers and with all of their screens being totaly white, we would like you to stay calm cuz the police officers are curently investigating you are kinda terrified now
if you are reading this go to b1
you chosed the second option and now the citizens became the police and the police becamed the citizens in your nation...lol..., but suddenly the news bulletin pops out saying:
breaking news everybody we have been informed that several murders were reported in several states most of the cases were consisting of the victims being stabed and some of them being strangled, also for some reason all of the victims were found in front of their computers with a straight white screen, we would like you to stay calm cuz the police officers are curently investigating you fell a shiver down your spine
If you are reading this go to b2
you decide to dismiss the issue, but then you recieve a message from your friend john that says:
hey there man have you sawed the news bulletin that they showed up pretty terrifying huh, i gonna be honest i was kinda shocked when i've heard about all those deaths that happened in those several states and the fact that all of them died in front of their computers doesn't this seems a little bit...weird like i doubt it will be just a coincidence tbh they said they will investigate the case but i really don't know what to belive now...anyway tho i'il advice to look your house just to be safe. you are now kinda scared so you decide to...
If you reading this go to b3
a1.2:
chose an option:
you dismiss the issue but then the news bulletin instanly pops out saying: breaking news everybody we were announced that several people were reported missing in several states everything else is unknown the only thing that we know is that all of their computers were found completly damaged with their screens broken we would like you to stay calm cuz the police officers are curently investigating you are completly frozen you cannot move
If you are reading this go to b4

a2:
chose an notice:

you decide to check your first notice and you find out that is from an unknown nation that ceased within 2 hours, you think that it might could be just a troll because the post that you were mentioned got suppressed by none other than the NS mods themselves, you are now curious so you decide to go to the rmb and ask what happened, you wait a little bit untill you get a response that only says: idk, then you reply to it by saying...
if you are reading this go to a2.1
you decide to check your second notice and you find out that is from the northern light that mentioned you in bulletin that says: winners of redacted,you then decide to check it out it says that all the nations mentioned in the bulletin will recieve a telegram from &#&#€#*#(#*÷€ in order to *#&#*#*£#*÷, you are now very excited about this whole thing so your decide to...
If you are reading this go to a2.2
a2.1:
Your reply:
He then replies to you by saying: hey man, if you wanna know i am as much as confused as you are, i got mentioned by the same guy too, i tried asking the other nations what happened and i'm still waiting for a response, you reply to it by saying...
If you are reading this go c1
He then responds by saying: um...no...but i was just saying...ok look the only thing i know is that the rmb was inactive since that post was made and got suppressed and it wasn't only that post as i can see there were more and all of them were from different nations, the only thing that i can think of is that it was somekind of troll invasion that occured, you then respond to it by saying...
If you are reading this go to c2
a2.2:
chose an option:
it says: thank you to all the nations who bothered to check this bulletin because this unlike the other bulletins, is something more important and all the nations who got mentioned should fell proud cuz this is probably gonna be their greatest chance to become something important in NS history...you are now more emotionated, you always wanted to become the greatest nation, to rule them all, not just a delegate, but something more bigger than that, so you continue reading...and its not even that hard the only thing you have to do is wait for our telegram, the telegram will contain a few instructions that will tell you what to do if actualy wanna win cuz from all of the selected victims nations only one would survive if you know what we mean ;). you are done reading and as now as twice as excited so now you...
If you are reading this go to c3
dispite the fact that you are pretty excited about this whole situation, you decide to ignore the bulletin and...
If you are reading this go to c4 or back at the begining

a3:
chose an option:

you decide to lodge a message on the rmb that simply says: hi in order to get some atention, you wait and wait untill somebody responds to you with the same answer, you then decide to respond to him by saying...
If you are reading this go to a3.1
you decide to refresh it again but nothing happened just the same message that says: There are no lodged messages at the present
If you are reading this go back to the begining
a3.1:
your reply:
he then replies to you by saying: i'm good but doesn't the rmb seems a little bit how i can say...weird? you then reply to him by saying...
if you are reading this go to d1
he then replies to you by saying: yeah...but this doesn't actualy matters rn, to be honest i actualy wanted to talk something with you or i mean anyone else, you then reply to him by saying...
If you are reading this go to d2

a4:
check a reply:

the first reply says: same for some reason i've tried refreshing the rmb but nothing happened i thought i was the only one who was dealing with this situation but apparently not tbh idk what to tell you, the only thing i know is that something much bigger migth be goin on the post has other 2 replies
If you are reading this go to a4.1
the second reply says: yeah now if i remember corectly this happened the same to me, i disscussed with a nation on the south-pacific about this and he told me that this might have something to do with the new update that NS was getting...wait new update but nobody has told you anything about it, you are now curious so you decide to...
If you are reading this go to a4.2
the third reply says: you have problems, try looking into this maybe...the message contains a link...its a link to the NS code files i've looked up into them a little bit, and tbh for me it was all just some confusing mess, but idk maybe you smarties out there will understand it
if you are reading this go to a4.3
a4.1:
check a reply:
it says: jeez...why does everybody has to freak out when the rmb is not active i mean you would think that the only reason that is like that its because people might have more important stuff to do than staying on NS all the day, its not like is going to be the end of the world if nobody says nothing, this calms you down a little bit maybe he was right, maybe you just have to give it a little bit of time to get active, anyway you decide to leave your NS for now and do something else
If you are reading this go to e1
it says: weird...for some reason for me it only shows messages that were posted about like 9 years ago, i mean how f*cked up is that, listen if it would be just the rmb being dead i wouldn't make a big deal out of this but showing messages that were posted decades ago... you are now pretty confused, then you remember that you might have encountered the same problem you decide to check the rmb and investigate for yourself only to find out the same message that says: there are no lodged messages at the present
If you are reading this go e2
a4.2:
chose an option:
you decide to ask about it on the rmb, you wait a long time staring in the screen until you get a response that says: so you have heard about it too huh... i remember seeing a thread about this but it got deleted days ago the only thing know is that they were planing a big event on NS but gaved up for some reason maybe they are trying to bring it back in this new update, you respond to it by saying...
If you are reading this go to e3
a4.3:
chose an option:
you click on the link luckly it wasn't a rickroll, instead it was a file that said NS.exe you decide to look into it, it says: NS.exe is unable to perform sistem corrupted...followed by a bunch of scrabbled numbers and letters, then it says...would you like to rebot sistem...you are followed by a "yes" and "no" option
If you are reading this go to e4



b1:
chose an option:
even tho you're kinda creeper out, you decide to not make a big deal out of this since what are the chances from all the people out there you will be the next one, so you ignore the news bulletin and go back to your NS stuff and check the rmb just to see that the only thing on it is a message that says: There are no lodged messages at the present
If you are reading this go to b1.1
so just to be safe, you go around your house and check all the entrances in it in case any murder breaks in, it takes a while of checking and the only thing that atracts your atention its an open window
If you are reading this go to b1.2
you decide to call someone, in order to calm you down a little bit, this situation is pretty serious though so maybe you did the right thing to see how others are dealing with this situation, anyway there is a criminal frowling around
Read factbook


Reading this is just unsettling

I like this

Cokoland

Republic of fari

Help my country has an deadly diease killing everybody ( in game )

Republic of fari wrote:Help my country has an deadly diease killing everybody ( in game )

I'm closing my borders.

I will give you masks.

Republic of fari

Rainbow forest

Republic of fari wrote:Help my country has an deadly diease killing everybody ( in game )

execute everyone so the disease cant spread

Republic of fari

Kartujia

Vote for your top 10 in TNPV 9•1/9•2!!!
Please
See you again or not next time!!

Here we go, TNP fellowers!
Welcome back to TNPV 9.
After you 31 (and I) were added to the official dispatch to the contest, I decided to divide us into 2 semifinals; the both semifinals's contestants were added in a roulette, then I spinned the roulette and it selected who went to the semifinal 1 and to the semifinal 2. Obviously because of the amount of participants, it was so random.

REMEMBER:
•Vote only to contestants from your semifinal

•Voting system is enabled between September 20th and September 30th

I'll show the results of the selection down here:

• ~ 》 SEMIFINAL 1 《 ~ •

Chinese rebel
Disqualified from SF

Railroad crossing
Qualified to Final

•NOVA-Gallia
Didn't present the song/Song was not valid

Frimardiess
Qualified to Final

Republica Guilleana
Qualified to Final

Runeda
Disqualified from SF

New francois but in tnp
Disqualified from SF

Deerfenland
Qualified to Final

Mon Island
Qualified to Final

South Baba
Disqualified from SF

Salzburg-nassau
Qualified to Final

•Lapathiya
Disqualified from SF

Cereskia
Qualified to Final

Beaverwa
Qualified to Final

Animu Place
Disqualified from SF

Southcarolina
Disqualified from SF

Read factbook


Don't forget to vote people from your semifinal, that's what the rules say.

Here we go, TNP fellowers!
Welcome back to TNPV 9.
After you 31 (and I) were added to the official dispatch to the contest, I decided to divide us into 2 semifinals; the both semifinals's contestants were added in a roulette, then I spinned the roulette and it selected who went to the semifinal 1 and to the semifinal 2. Obviously because of the amount of participants, it was so random.

REMEMBER:
•Vote only to contestants from your semifinal

•Voting system is enabled between September 20th and September 30th

I'll show the results of the selection down here:

• ~ 》 SEMIFINAL 2 《 ~ •

Cokoland
Qualified to Final

Praeceps
Disqualified from SF

El Fiji Grande
Qualified to Final

•Seenvorland
Didn't present the song/Song was not valid

•UAE EMPIRE
Didn't present the song/Song was not valid

Tringapore
Disqualified from SF

Kartujia
Qualified to Final

•Intion North
Didn't present the song/Song was not valid

Gopniks union
Qualified to Final

Bulbasaur reichpact
Disqualified from SF

Arichia
Qualified to Final

Werfondkhan
Qualified to Final

•A Traveling Homylander
Didn't present the song/Song was not valid

The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg
Qualified to Final

Neo-ottomania
Qualified to Final

New ihese
Disqualified from SF

Read factbook

And upvote them

Post by Republic of fari suppressed by Territorio di Nessuno.

Republic of fari

OMG I THINK THE DIEASE COMES FROM CHEESE IT HAPPEND RiGHT WHEN I MAdE LOTS OF CHEESE!!

New upper scotland

Republic of fari wrote:Help my country has an deadly diease killing everybody ( in game )

Disease? Here take 9 billion pounds in relief effort! As well as hazmat suits!

Republica Guilleana and Republic of fari

Post by Uae empire suppressed by Territorio di Nessuno.

DANGIT IN THE CAT STRAIT 78 PEOPLE DIED IN A BOAT CRASH why

Rainbow forest

Uae empire wrote:DANGIT IN THE CAT STRAIT 78 PEOPLE DIED IN A BOAT CRASH why

why not cat gay?

Republic of fari

New upper scotland wrote:Disease? Here take 9 billion pounds in relief effort! As well as hazmat suits!

Yeah on my issues it says an diease is killing everybody

Rainbow forest wrote:why not cat gay?

how about if you shut up before i get mad

Post by New upper scotland suppressed by Territorio di Nessuno.

New upper scotland

Republic of fari wrote:Yeah on my issues it says an diease is killing everybody

WELL, IS 9 BILLION NOT GOOD ENOUGH. WELL THEN TAKE 150 BILLION >:D

Rainbow forest

Uae empire wrote:how about if you shut up before i get mad

well if there's a cat straight there's gotta be a cat gay to make it fair :3

Republic of fari

New upper scotland wrote:WELL, IS 9 BILLION NOT GOOD ENOUGH. WELL THEN TAKE 150 BILLION >:D

Are u giving me Money?

New upper scotland

Republic of fari wrote:Are u giving me Money?

If only, it's just me screwin about, lol

Rainbow forest wrote:well if there's a cat straight there's gotta be a cat gay to make it fair :3

no i mean by a river DUH

Post self-deleted by Russkaya alyaska.

Kartujia wrote:V-v-vote for your top 10 in TNPV 9.1/9.2!!!
Hurru up!!
See you again on the Semifinals results next time!!
Meanwhile, I'll mention the factbooks!!
Here we go, TNP fellowers!
Welcome back to TNPV 9.
After you 31 (and I) were added to the official dispatch to the contest, I decided to divide us into 2 semifinals; the both semifinals's contestants were added in a roulette, then I spinned the roulette and it selected who went to the semifinal 1 and to the semifinal 2. Obviously because of the amount of participants, it was so random.

REMEMBER:
•Vote only to contestants from your semifinal

•Voting system is enabled between September 20th and September 30th

I'll show the results of the selection down here:

• ~ 》 SEMIFINAL 1 《 ~ •

Chinese rebel
Disqualified from SF

Railroad crossing
Qualified to Final

•NOVA-Gallia
Didn't present the song/Song was not valid

Frimardiess
Qualified to Final

Republica Guilleana
Qualified to Final

Runeda
Disqualified from SF

New francois but in tnp
Disqualified from SF

Deerfenland
Qualified to Final

Mon Island
Qualified to Final

South Baba
Disqualified from SF

Salzburg-nassau
Qualified to Final

•Lapathiya
Disqualified from SF

Cereskia
Qualified to Final

Beaverwa
Qualified to Final

Animu Place
Disqualified from SF

Southcarolina
Disqualified from SF

Read factbook


Here we go, TNP fellowers!
Welcome back to TNPV 9.
After you 31 (and I) were added to the official dispatch to the contest, I decided to divide us into 2 semifinals; the both semifinals's contestants were added in a roulette, then I spinned the roulette and it selected who went to the semifinal 1 and to the semifinal 2. Obviously because of the amount of participants, it was so random.

REMEMBER:
•Vote only to contestants from your semifinal

•Voting system is enabled between September 20th and September 30th

I'll show the results of the selection down here:

• ~ 》 SEMIFINAL 2 《 ~ •

Cokoland
Qualified to Final

Praeceps
Disqualified from SF

El Fiji Grande
Qualified to Final

•Seenvorland
Didn't present the song/Song was not valid

•UAE EMPIRE
Didn't present the song/Song was not valid

Tringapore
Disqualified from SF

Kartujia
Qualified to Final

•Intion North
Didn't present the song/Song was not valid

Gopniks union
Qualified to Final

Bulbasaur reichpact
Disqualified from SF

Arichia
Qualified to Final

Werfondkhan
Qualified to Final

•A Traveling Homylander
Didn't present the song/Song was not valid

The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg
Qualified to Final

Neo-ottomania
Qualified to Final

New ihese
Disqualified from SF

Read factbook

Do it please

Bulbasaur reichpact wrote:They will still allow the military base

SR RP

*The State President of the Democratic Republic of North Baba will visit Bulbasaur reichpact today alongside the Minister of Defense for the official opening of Camp Duspan, a People's Army of North Baba (PANB) military complex in that nation*

Camp Duspan


Emblem


Site information


Type: Military base


Controlled by: North Baba


Site history

Built: 2020


In use: 2020-2021


Garrison information

Current commander: Col. Merton Matthews, PANB


Garrison:
External Guard (EXGU)
North Baban Forces North Osea (NBFNO)
Other tenant units


Overview

Camp Duspan is a military complex in Corsica-on-Skarmoy, Bulbasaur reichpact where the People's Army of North Baba (PANB) has troops stationed. It is under North Baban military control but can be managed anytime by the Bulbasaur authorities. The Corsica-on-Skarmoy Military Community is composed of soldiers, family members, civilians and retirees with a small number of air and sea personnel also stationed there. The base serves as the headquarters of North Baban Forces North Osea (NBFNO) and the External Guard. Camp Duspan serves as the headquarters of PANB Garrison Duspan of the PANB Installation Control Command, an umbrella for all North Baban military properties in Corsica-on-Skarmoy. The base is named after Captain Emilio Duspan, an EXGU hero of the Bulb-Kek War and recipient of the Glorious Braviary, among other military honors.

History

In 2020, North Baba and the Bulbasaur reichpact signed an agreement that North Baba would occupy land near Corsica-on-Skarmoy after the former accepted the Miltank Plan proposed by the latter and agreed to lease land from the latter nation’s government for use as a military base. North Baba was to occupy, use, and modify all agreed properties to fit the needs of a military base. Bulbasaur Reichpact was to retain ultimate sovereignty, but during the occupation, North Baba was to exercise sole jurisdiction over the properties. Therefore, it was understood that the North Baban government would have the right to acquire, by purchase or eminent domain, any land included therein. This land became Camp Duspan.

A second agreement stipulated payment methods, set up a survey of the site, paid for by North Baba, and the marking of boundaries with fences. All private lands within the boundaries were acquired by the Bulbasaur reichpact with a North Baban payment advance facilitating said purchases. Mutual extradition was guaranteed as well as the prohibition of any commercial or other enterprise within the leased areas.

When the External Guard (EXGU) ended its participation in the Bulb-Kek War with the Reichpact’s defeat, Camp Duspan was the initial reception station for soldiers, equipment and supplies returning from the battlefield.
With Bulbasaur reichpact now in a union with Ye olde kek kingdom, North Baba established a force there in addition to permanently moving the EXGU garrison to the camp. On 21 September 2020, North Baban Forces North Osea (NBFNO) were activated and formally established via a North Baba-Bulbasaur agreement.

The military facilities at Camp Duspan (mainly training areas for infantry, artillery, engineer, signal organizations, and cooks) have 10,000 North Baban soldiers and External Guards stationed there. The camp also serves as a hospital center and temporary encampment area for troops during maneuvers and URSO deployments in North Osea as it is the only PANB base North Baba maintains in a North Osean country.

On 16 June 2021, the North Baban ministry of Defense (MOD) suddenly announced that all North Baban and URSO personnel in Camp Duspan would be removed from their stations and transported to PNB Gamle Kysten in Teostirias. Furthermore, civilian and military families were to be evacuated from Camp Duspan to Camp Mendoza as soon as possible. This was later explained when the Defense minister personally announced in a televised press conference the pending closure of the storied PANB base, the reassignment of the units within it, and the relocation of the External Guard (EXGU) garrison with all its battalions. Within minutes of the surprise announcement, a riot broke out at the Camp Duspan Officer’s Club between differing elements of the PANB and was only terminated when Base Commander Col. Merton Matthews, PANB showed up to call the involved troops to order.

After round-the-clock evacuation procedures, a very emotional closing ceremony took place on 19 June 2021 where Gen. Hiram E. Duarte, PANB; Chief of the People's Defense Staff, conveyed thanks from the People's Army of North Baba and the entire North Baban People's Armed Forces (NBPAF) to Camp Duspan and the surrounding community, including the Bulbasaur government.

The ceremony, also addressed by the State President, the Prime Minister, and the Minister of Defense, started a day after outgoing Commander Col. Merton Matthews, PANB, ordered an anticipatory lowering of the flags in the base, save for those at the administration building. It was preceded by a cocktail reception for nearly 3,000 guests at the Camp Duspan Officer’s Club and an External Guard garrison parade through the Civilian Cantonment. After a performance by North Baban and international celebrities at the Botanical Gardens, the Flag of North Baba and the Flag of URSO in front of the administration building were slowly lowered to the North Baban national anthem "Ode to North Baba," leaving only the Flag of the Bulbasaur Reichpact.

Eventually, all North Baban leaders bid farewell after a grand fireworks display and flew out to Carpio by the 'Midwinter' government aircraft from the base’s PAAF (People's Army Air Field) via PNB Gamle Kysten in Teostirias.

Daily life

There are numerous housing facilities, commissaries and a wide range of leisure installations including swimming pools, bowling alleys, cinemas and theatres, sports pitches, tennis courts and riding stables. Camp Duspan is self-contained with its own power station, water purification plant and sewage farm. Water taken from nearby rivers and wells for the irrigation systems enables green lawns, flower beds and even ornamental Botanical Gardens.

Within the camp perimeter, the Civilian Cantonment provides the accommodation for NBFNO families and the civilian workers and their families. The cantonment population of about 7,600 have their own schools, hospital, churches, temples, mosques, cinema and food markets.

The perimeter fence round the base encloses a small PAAF (People's Army Air Field) which operates several flights to and from PNB Gamle Kysten in North Osea, PNB Hivani in South Osea and Victreebell International Airport as well aircraft and helicopters supporting base operations.

Education

North Baban Family Education (NBFE) provides for the education of the children of NBFNO families and Ministry of Defense (MOD) personnel with one primary school and one secondary school, Estrella Primary School and North Osea School, respectively. The Camp Duspan School for Infant Development (CDSID) provides child care for dependents from six weeks to four years old. Serve North Baba operates a Youth Center that provides activities for dependents.

See also

◾️ PNB Gamle Kysten, headquarters of the Ceres Fleet and headquarters of the North Baban Air Forces North Osea (NBAFNO)
◾️ PNB Handal, headquarters of the Erinevo Fleet and previous headquarters of the North Baban Forces Verusa (NBFV)
◾️ PNB Lauron, headquarters of the North Baban Forces Verusa (NBFV) and the North Baban Air Forces Verusa (NBAFV)
◾️ Camp Mendoza, headquarters of the North Baban Forces Anea (NBFA)
◾️ PAFB Accantolago, headquarters of the North Baban Air Forces Anea (NBAFA)
◾️ PNB Hivani, headquarters of the Emerald Fleet and headquarters of the North Baban Forces South Osea (NBFSO) and the North Baban Air Forces South Osea (NBAFSO)
◾️ PAFB Hood Valley, headquarters of the North Baban Forces Fusea (NBFF) and the North Baban Air Forces Fusea (NBAFF)

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Republic of fari

New upper scotland wrote:If only, it's just me screwin about, lol

Wydm?

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