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Libertandonien wrote:*sips Sima while waiting for 300 million*

https://www.anonyme-alkoholiker.ch

Libertandonien

Libertandonien

Snoodum wrote:I've had a look on the map but can't find Bear food

Is the war invalid?

Hello

Territorio di Nessuno, Kirostan, Aerilia, Lanorth, and 2 othersLibertandonien, and Tsardom of leonlandia

Libertandonien wrote:Is the war invalid?

Yes. Any war waged by nations on SR against nations in SR are immediately voided at the start. None of the posts are canon

Kirostan, Estantia, and Libertandonien

Estantia wrote:Hello

Hello!

Estantia

Libertandonien wrote:Is the war invalid?

If he isn't on the map, yes. I'll drop him a telegram first.

Estantia and Libertandonien

Libertandonien

Snoodum wrote:If he isn't on the map, yes. I'll drop him a telegram first.

Thanks.

Snoodum

Libertandonien wrote:Thanks.

No worries.

Libertandonien

El pueblo unido jamas sera vencido
el pueblo unido jamas sera vencido

The people united will never be defeated
the people united will never be defeated

https://youtu.be/7F_9FEx7ymg

Estantia

Libertandonien wrote:Thanks.

You can still fight him, just not on the map, but that shouldn't matter.

Libertandonien

(OOC) Galaxy Fold: exists
Apple: Introducing the iFold, the best original design in the world!

Dinoium, Eraver, and Moisus

“In all honesty, I don’t give a flying coati turd what this crackpot’s religion tells him...

Read in a Issue

hi im in class posting this

Libertandonien and Moisus

Casom wrote:(OOC) Galaxy Fold: exists
Apple: Introducing the iFold, the best original design in the world!

What is iFold.

Libertandonien

Mzeusia wrote:You can still fight him, just not on the map, but that shouldn't matter.

But if he is on SR, we can divide his land into occupation zones.

Mzeusia and Alienage

Eraver wrote:What is iFold.

nvm :/

Eraver and Libertandonien

Libertandonien wrote:But if he is on SR, we can divide his land into occupation zones.

Alright.

Libertandonien

Casom wrote:nvm :/

oh.

Libertandonien

Ecuadorian 18,4% 2,31 Million
Columbian 17,9% 2,25 million
Panamanian 13,0% 1,63 million
Mexican 12,3% 1,54 million
Peruvian 10,6% 1,33 million
Venezuelan 9,3% 1,17 million
Bolivian 7,3% 0,92 million
Argentinian 6,4% 0,80 million
Cuban 2,0% 0,25 million
European 1,3% 0,16 million
US American 1% 0,12 million
Other 0,5% 0,06 million

Kirostan, Libertandonien, and Planes

Happy Easter folks! And now a question worth every single second of your time:

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?

Eraver wrote:What is iFold.

The Galaxy Fold is a new phone that has recently came out however there has been some controversy saying that the phone easily breaks.

And iFold is a joke Casom made basically saying that Apple is making something similar but much better and they put the "i" in front of "Fold" to be a joke as Apple's phones are called the iPhone.

Dinoium wrote:The Galaxy Fold is a new phone that has recently came out however there has been some controversy saying that the phone easily breaks.

And iFold is a joke Casom made basically saying that Apple is making something similar but much better and they put the "i" in front of "Fold" to be a joke as Apple's phones are called the iPhone.

Apple and better dont go together.

Literally the only apple product that doesn't suck is the iVac vacuum cleaner

Great Solordia, Dinoium, and Furbish regional garrison xviii

The sanada clan

Great Solordia wrote:The sanada clan

Solordiar chugged down his eleventh espresso, as his metal pen signed away another deed. Solordiar grabbed another tissue to wipe away the ink marks stained on the leathery skin of his fat hands. He chucked the contract on a pile of other contracts and reached blindly for another deed to sign. No paper was felt. He looked to the unsigned deeds and he saw none. Solordiar sighed in relief. He grinned, for there were no more deeds to be signed this month. He then thought, ‘What now?’.

Solordiar relaxed in his chair and looked to the ceiling and pondered his question for a minute. He took a glimpse of a map of the world to his left. A chuckle was released from his throat and nasal. He knew what to do. He rose from his chair; he unsheathed his sword Litarcus and drew it near his face.

“Litarcus ignite!” He ordered. He rose his sword high, and a gold flame engulfed the blade, then him. His attire, which was previously a jet-black suit, had changed. Solordiar now wore his famous golden armour and his blood-red cape. For Solordiar Liftoke was going to be on another adventure. But if he was going to be on an adventure, he would need a companion.

And Solordiar thought of the perfect companion.

“Litarcus!”, Solordiar walked over to the fireplace, “Tell the guardian o’er this fireplace to open I a portal to Lala!”

Solordiar Liftoke directed his sword’s point to the office fireplace. The fire slumbering in its wood was awoken by the booming voice of Solordiar. Knowing it’s lord-protector’s will, the blaze shot up through the chimney, and between the branches of fire a gap opened, leading to Solordiar’s desired destination.

Solordiar moved away the fence between the fire and the room and walked back. “Now, don’t burn the palace down whilst I’m gone, or thou wilt regret it” Solordiar told the fire. The fire grunted. Solordiar sheathed his sword. He readied his stance. He stared at the flame wall and murmured a “thank you” to his gods. And he charged. He leapt through the air and into the fire.

The Knight of Summer and The Witch of Winter

11:47 PM, Lalas Personal Office

The Bluenettes pale fingers turned the page of her journal. Her skin being as pale white as snow and the paper she wrote on. Her one sapphire eye was a dull blue from the long hours of paperwork she had been drafting up and signing as she become the head of a large empire in the East. Her eyepatch was taken off and revealed a scar running down her left eye that had turned a light gray to white from being injured in a fight.

The desk was a dark mahogany as her bookshelf that surrounded the room on the first and second floor of her office. Paintings of large bears and tropical islands were mounted on the walls. A bear skin rug laid at the center along with a fireplace that extended into a chimney. Above the fireplace laid two swords in a crossing fashion along with a skull on top. The same skull print on Lady Lalas dark gray pajamas she wore as she sat in her chair to sign another spread sheet.

"Dear snow, I'm going to shoot myself with a 9mm if I have to see another progress report or another proposal that new signing" she said in a heavy, slavic like accent. She took her cigarette from her ash tray and perched it between her lips, exhaling a large cloud of smoke. It was raining heavily outside and the sound of rain was masked by the soft tinders of the fireplace. On her desk, laid the aforementioned 9mm handgun she alluded to in her dark humor.

"I swear to winter these easterners need to stop putting forth so many invasion proposals, do they not know the hassle of having to put them together? Ugh....they need to all be set on fire for this" she said to herself.

Fire....

'Hmm....fire...." she mumbled to herself. "That reminds me of a certain idiot." She said with a pen smacking her head softly. She picked up the journal and read through it. As she turned another page. The fire in the fireplace began to take shape. The tinders began to grow louder before sparks flew across the wooden deck of the office room. One spark almost hitting the stuffed shark head on the wall.

Woosh

The sparks flew again and the fire sizzles back to normal as a man flew out of the fire. Tumbling across the room and rolling. Small tinders and ash fell from his armor as he rolled across the bear rug and wooden floor. The armor was golden but dusty from the fire as he rose from the ground. He stood triumphantly and smirked as he took in the atmosphere.

Not aware that he looked foolish tumbling through the fire across the floor like a toddler.

"Thank you Litarcus for this safe travel!" He soothed his sword. Awe inspired from his gleam and shine. The bluenette didnt even bat an eye and only paid attention to the journal. Not looking up at Liftoke as he stood in front of her desk. A small fire was set on the bear rug along with black smoke. Solordiar widened his eyes at the vandalism he had committed upon his entrance.

snap

Lala snapped her pale fingers whilst looking at her journal. A rush of cold wind flew into the office from the outside along with an icy breeze that chilled the fire into nothingness. Putting out its flame and existence as winter does to the summer solstice.

"What do you want knight. Lala is busy with things" she said in her heavy accent. She exhaled smoke from her breathe as she turned the page of her journal to write in numbers. It was a book on logistics and man power for another invasion.

"Lala! I have come to thee with a most prosperous proposal that shant be declined" liftoke explained with a triumphant smile. Lala raised her eyebrows in confusion. "What....?" She asked, not knowing what he just said. Their language barrier was apparent. Or perhaps a time barrier she joked to herself mentally.

"An adventure" liftoke winked.

"Oh....well why didnt you say that? You know I dont understand you half the time" she said, looking at him. She sighed and put the journal into the fireplace as she got up. She had white bunny slippers to match her pajamas along with a rabbit plushie in her arms. "Alright. I'm game." She answered back. She walked over to a weapons rack next to the fireplace.

"Just please look the other way for a moment. U have to change" she explained. The knight nodded and looked the other way. The bluenette cracked her shoulders from a stretch and picked up a blue-white sword. She took it out of her sheath and placed it down on the ground. Within a few seconds, a chilling breeze surrounded her body and flew around her like an icy tornado. Covering her body in snowflakes.

The pajamas disappeared. Replacing her clothes with a black skirt, a pair of black high heels and a witches hat along with a handgun on her thigh. She put the sword into her sheath and slung it onto her back. She grabbed a broom and completed her Witch look. Fixing the large witches hat in the mirror to allow her long blue hair to fall past her shoulders.

"Alright knight. What's the plan?"

Dinoium wrote:The Galaxy Fold is a new phone that has recently came out however there has been some controversy saying that the phone easily breaks.

And iFold is a joke Casom made basically saying that Apple is making something similar but much better and they put the "i" in front of "Fold" to be a joke as Apple's phones are called the iPhone.

then, What is Galaxy Fold?

Eraver wrote:then, What is Galaxy Fold?

...

I literally just said what it is.

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