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Hong kong empire wrote:Strangereal is its' own universe. You can't really sneak anything into it.

Maybe real life is parallel to Strangereal and I used cross-dimensional devices to at least reverse-engineer the RIM-8 missiles?

Hong kong empire

Eripolis wrote:Maybe real life is parallel to Strangereal and I used cross-dimensional devices to at least reverse-engineer the RIM-8 missiles?

Uhhhhh...

no.

Neverendia and illusia

Western Vapia wrote:Didnt even wanna save any of the memories huh?

Were they of any value of saving in the first place?

The Trail of Blood

Raccooniah has officially declared war on Yugobatania after reports of seeing Naval Ships off of Green Coast.

“May God have mercy on your damn souls..”

-General Pineapples

The anarchist far east

Hong kong empire wrote:Uhhhhh...

no.

Ok, forget it. All the IRL American companies exist in Eripolis with no connection to their IRL counterparts whatsoever.

Hong kong empire

The great dragonspyre

Raccooniah wrote:The Trail of Blood

Raccooniah has officially declared war on Yugobatania after reports of seeing Naval Ships off of Green Coast.

“May God have mercy on your damn souls..”

-General Pineapples

OOC: Woah woah, wait you can’t do that he’s in Osean

Deerfenland wrote:

The Presidential House; 5:00 AM

President Rump woke up and got out of the bed. It was still dark. He picked up his pistol and a cloak. The cloak was black. He put on a top hat and escaped through PH Security from all over the Republic. He got out and grabbed his second. The door closed behind his good friend. They made the walk to the docks to take them around the moat.

He took a deep breath. The Minister of Defense, Markaz Tony, was to bring the doctor along. Donald Rump and his second took the night alley and walked to the many places. One place they went to was a bar. They went for a beer. Probably the last of Donald's life if he manages to throw away his shot.

After the beer, he went with Henderson Moore to the docks of the moat to look for a boat to row across with a guide. There was a guide. Donald shook his hand and both Rump and Moore got into the boat. Donald took a look at the Freetown skyline at sunlight. He took a breath. "Raise a glass to freedom," he muttered.

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Tony Residence; 5:15 AM

The clock struck 5:15. It was time for him to get up. His wife cuddled him closely. He rose to his feet. He felt his wife grab his hand. "Where are you going?" she asked. "I have a meeting. I will be back," he said back. "Come back to bed," she whispered back. He kissed her forehead. "My darling Victoria, I will be home soon."

He got up and grabbed his pistol from downstairs. His children walked up to him. He saw his son and three daughters stared at him. The eldest daughter nodded. She hugged him tightly. "Get our country out of this mess. You will be remembered for this," she whispered. He went out of the entrance with a cloak on.

He grabbed his second and took a breath. The fresh air. It felt crisp. He took a small stop. He looked around and stared at the buildings in Freetown. He saw a waterfall. He was at peace. He was not ready for the adrenalin that comes with these duels. He smirked. He located the moat.

He got onto the boat with his second and the guide started to row. The guide turned back to them as soon as they reached the shore. "Get it done, and get our country out of this mess," the guide said. Mr. Tony nodded.

Freetown Battlegrounds; 6:25 AM

They located each other. Staring in the general direction of each other, they glared. Anger filled the head of both men. This went on for some time. That is, until Donald started to move to the area he will stand. Donald examined the terrain. Markaz Tony thought he could tell what was happening in his brain. "This man has poisoned my national pursuits..." he gritted through his teeth.

Donald drew the first point and position. He looked to the unique nature as a fellow on a sortie. He located the trees overhead. He located the grass depth. He located the most points. He took a deep breath. He smirked as he located a British flag, a Raccooniahan flag, and a Govornian flag. He shot the Raccooniah flag twice and two bullet holes remained in it.

Defense Minister Markaz Tony looked at the terrain. He was emotionless. He remembered around the time of three years back, his son died in a duel here. He remembered the blood-curling screams the boy made when he was shot in the leg.

Freetown Battlegrounds; 3/05/2021

Wesley Tony was shot in the leg and he was crying for help and mercy. "Please... Spare me," he pleaded. His opponent, Edward Rump, looked to the wounded nineteen-year-old. He smirked. He took a step over to the almost-dead boy.

The man smirked. "You little son of a peasant. You did this to yourself," the Edward muttered. He put his pistol against Wesley's head. And right then and there, he pulled the trigger. Wesley was in a state of shock, but he then collapsed. Blood was rushing out of his head in pools.

There he was. The boy was in a pool of his own blood. His brains had been busted out. Then, Edward stabbed him just in case. Wesley was definitely dead. The pool of blood was growing in size. Wesley raised his head lightly. "Dad, it hurts," he said as he was about to black out, "Just... The pain."

Freetown Battlegrounds; 21/04/2024

Donald Rump stood with his pistol. He methodically fiddled with the trigger of it. He took a few aiming rounds. He looked emotionless and he looked ready to get the show on the road. Markaz looked at Donald with a tear in his eye. He clenched his fist. His second put a hand on his back. "I think it is time to take your place..."

Markaz took his place on the hill. "This is for my son..." the seconds looked back. "Confession time!" said Henderson. "Confession time, here's what I got. My fellow soldiers will tell you I'm a terrible shot..." Markaz Tony said as he stared into Donald's eyes. Donald looked at Markaz. "Look, I know I was lousy to you. And I apologize. However, there is a limit on how much you can ramble your mouth on. You need to stop!" Donald yelled to Mr. Tony.

This was the last time to negotiate. The seconds of both parties scrambled to the opponents. Henderson Moore went over to Markaz Tony. "Look, I know my friend has made a mistake. He may be the president. However, he is only human. You must find it in your heart to forgive him for the wrong he's done you," he said. Mr. Tony stared. "This man screwed over my reputation. This man screwed over everything with his words. He screwed over our nation's foreign relations with nations like Kyoki Chudoku and Raccooniah and Govornia from day 1. Govornia is supposed to be our sister country. He cannot be forgiven..." Henderson walked back. It seemed like it was the same on the other side. Jévon came back.

"He doesn't apologize, either..." he muttered. Mr. Tony stared back. He hugged his second. "Then, we shall forward the proceedings. The doctor has turned around. We will start to get this show on the road." Donald stared back. They each took ten steps before turning back. Pistols pointed at each other. The clock tower struck the bell to signify it being 6:45 in the morning. Markaz shot. He expected Donald to shoot back. Instead, he looked at the President. "Raise a glass to the wall," he said as he put his pistol to the sky and shot a branch.

"WAIT!" yelled Markaz Tony.

The great dragonspyre wrote:OOC: Woah woah, wait you can’t do that he’s in Osean

Yes he can as the leader of OSEAN was asking if we needed help against him, thus your claim is null

Pandoska and The anarchist far east

Illusia-neverendia wrote:Bye

?

Lorigia

Raccooniah wrote:The Trail of Blood

Raccooniah has officially declared war on Yugobatania after reports of seeing Naval Ships off of Green Coast.

“May God have mercy on your damn souls..”

-General Pineapples

Eripolis follows Raccooniah's example and has declared war on Yugobatania.

"May not just God, but Max Barry himself have mercy on your contemptible souls, Yugobatania."
-Secretary of State (SoS) Nikolai Kozlov

Hong kong empire

The great dragonspyre wrote:OOC: Woah woah, wait you can’t do that he’s in Osean

I believe this is happening with the OOC consent of Yugobatania.

Well goodnight, I’ll make my mobilization post in the morning. Cover for me!

Territorio di Nessuno, Lorigia, The anarchist far east, Greater Saint-Paul, and 1 otherEripolis

Western Vapia is King of the Romans or something

Western Vapia and Lorigia

Hong kong empire wrote:I believe this is happening with the OOC consent of Yugobatania.

It is as he mobilized on me and Soviet, myself being on OSEAN and Soviet being an OSEAN ally via OMF

Hong kong empire

Greater Saint-Paul wrote:It is as he mobilized on me and Soviet, myself being on OSEAN and Soviet being an OSEAN ally via OMF

So he actually OOC wants to attack you?

I'd just like to say if Eripolis ends of taking land from Yugobatania at the end of the war I get to call him an Imperialist and a hypocrite.

Hong kong empire, Lorigia, Kuveria, Greater Saint-Paul, and 2 othersHaunti, and Neverendia and illusia

Yugobatania wrote:Yugobatania has cut all ties from the outside world.

They have begun mobilization against these nations.

“We have done nothing wrong...it is only wrong in the eyes of those who do not understand. The ends justify the means, no matter what the cost.Use any dirty trick in the book as necessary against the enemy! For our enemies are not fellow humans. They are our adversaries,” stated Supreme Emperor Solomon.

As of this moment, Yugobatania has repurposed the I-NPASA headquarters as a strategic missile base. They have converted the launch pads into missile launch pads.

The Yugobatanian Navy has mobilized, and has strengthened patrols around Yugobatania’s waters.

The Yugobatanian Army and Air Force have begun a joint maneuver to also protect the borders of the nation.

Once again, war has come to Yugobatania. And Solomon is not determined to stand down.

All able-bodied citizens have been ordered to mobilize in an order of complete total war, creating a total of about 100 million soldiers.

It’s pretty godmoddy, but I’m sure he’ll fix it tomorrow. For now, you get the point

Hong kong empire

Raccooniah
East supple lund
Eripolis

As Yugobatania is an OSEAN member, your invasion and regime change upon his nation may only occur on the condition that you do not hold any land claims upon his territory.

Lorigia

Deerfenland wrote:

Freetown Battlegrounds; 6:25 AM

They located each other. Staring in the general direction of each other, they glared. Anger filled the head of both men. This went on for some time. That is, until Donald started to move to the area he will stand. Donald examined the terrain. Markaz Tony thought he could tell what was happening in his brain. "This man has poisoned my national pursuits..." he gritted through his teeth.

Donald drew the first point and position. He looked to the unique nature as a fellow on a sortie. He located the trees overhead. He located the grass depth. He located the most points. He took a deep breath. He smirked as he located a British flag, a Raccooniahan flag, and a Govornian flag. He shot the Raccooniah flag twice and two bullet holes remained in it.

Defense Minister Markaz Tony looked at the terrain. He was emotionless. He remembered around the time of three years back, his son died in a duel here. He remembered the blood-curling screams the boy made when he was shot in the leg.

Freetown Battlegrounds; 3/05/2021

Wesley Tony was shot in the leg and he was crying for help and mercy. "Please... Spare me," he pleaded. His opponent, Edward Rump, looked to the wounded nineteen-year-old. He smirked. He took a step over to the almost-dead boy.

The man smirked. "You little son of a peasant. You did this to yourself," the Edward muttered. He put his pistol against Wesley's head. And right then and there, he pulled the trigger. Wesley was in a state of shock, but he then collapsed. Blood was rushing out of his head in pools.

There he was. The boy was in a pool of his own blood. His brains had been busted out. Then, Edward stabbed him just in case. Wesley was definitely dead. The pool of blood was growing in size. Wesley raised his head lightly. "Dad, it hurts," he said as he was about to black out, "Just... The pain."

Freetown Battlegrounds; 21/04/2024

Donald Rump stood with his pistol. He methodically fiddled with the trigger of it. He took a few aiming rounds. He looked emotionless and he looked ready to get the show on the road. Markaz looked at Donald with a tear in his eye. He clenched his fist. His second put a hand on his back. "I think it is time to take your place..."

Markaz took his place on the hill. "This is for my son..." the seconds looked back. "Confession time!" said Henderson. "Confession time, here's what I got. My fellow soldiers will tell you I'm a terrible shot..." Markaz Tony said as he stared into Donald's eyes. Donald looked at Markaz. "Look, I know I was lousy to you. And I apologize. However, there is a limit on how much you can ramble your mouth on. You need to stop!" Donald yelled to Mr. Tony.

This was the last time to negotiate. The seconds of both parties scrambled to the opponents. Henderson Moore went over to Markaz Tony. "Look, I know my friend has made a mistake. He may be the president. However, he is only human. You must find it in your heart to forgive him for the wrong he's done you," he said. Mr. Tony stared. "This man screwed over my reputation. This man screwed over everything with his words. He screwed over our nation's foreign relations with nations like Kyoki Chudoku and Raccooniah and Govornia from day 1. Govornia is supposed to be our sister country. He cannot be forgiven..." Henderson walked back. It seemed like it was the same on the other side. Jévon came back.

"He doesn't apologize, either..." he muttered. Mr. Tony stared back. He hugged his second. "Then, we shall forward the proceedings. The doctor has turned around. We will start to get this show on the road." Donald stared back. They each took ten steps before turning back. Pistols pointed at each other. The clock tower struck the bell to signify it being 6:45 in the morning. Markaz shot. He expected Donald to shoot back. Instead, he looked at the President. "Raise a glass to the wall," he said as he put his pistol to the sky and shot a branch.

"WAIT!" yelled Markaz Tony.

*claps*
Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Encore! Wait, now who’s your leader? How will your country survive without Hamilto—I mean Drump!

Eastern stire

The mike roctafinserland wrote:Buddy I don’t me to ripple your nipple or ruffle your feathers, but cool your tips for a second mate. Don’t worry, we mess up sometimes—war with Sarkis was one of those mistaken moments. My suggestion: recognize Western Vapia as King Of The Romans. It’ll heal your wounds.

Love you and tbh I want you to give me a hug. 🤗 I bet if you ask Oskarheim nicely, she’ll hug you too. 😉 Just don’t go touching my East supple lund

I just recognized him as "King of the Romans".
I just want my land back, and I'll be coming for Sarkis sooner or later. I'll also be coming for you, too, you have my land too.

The mike roctafinserland and Haunti

Oskarheim wrote:I'd just like to say if Eripolis ends of taking land from Yugobatania at the end of the war I get to call him an Imperialist and a hypocrite.

Oskaari: *eager to call Eripolis imperialist*
Sarkis: sOrrY eRiPoLiS YoU CanT jUsT Do thAt

Hong kong empire wrote:Raccooniah
East supple lund
Eripolis

As Yugobatania is an OSEAN member, your invasion and regime change upon his nation may only occur on the condition that you do not hold any land claims upon his territory.

I just want to know if Vapia is okay with it.

Lorigia, The anarchist far east, and Greater Saint-Paul

Eripolis wrote:I just recognized him as "King of the Romans".
I just want my land back, and I'll be coming for Sarkis sooner or later. I'll also be coming for you, too, you have my land too.

Let me tell you something...

You declare war, you pay the price. Get over it and move on with your life. Don't get hung over on land because that is not what RP is about.

Lorigia, The anarchist far east, and Haunti

The great dragonspyre

Hong kong empire wrote:I believe this is happening with the OOC consent of Yugobatania.

I am confused

Deerfenland wrote:Let me tell you something...

You declare war, you pay the price. Get over it and move on with your life. Don't get hung over on land because that is not what RP is about.

And they invade me ag- Okay I'm done.

Lorigia and Deerfenland

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