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Toshavo iii

A sneak peak:


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РЕСПУБЛИКА ТОШАВО


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W E L C O M E
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Toshavo - Europe's crown jewel of culture, art and history. Since its foundation of a once powerful eastern empire, to the Republic that it is today, the country is defined of it's influence in throughout the world. From the isolated plains of the north, to the sweltering beaches of the south, Toshavo has one of the most diverse and attractive sceneries in Europe today, a culmination of the region's natural beauty. The nation is home to world's 3rd largest economy, a result of it's boasting cities and massive petroleum and technological industries. The country is a liberalized, secular nation that is acceptant of all peoples regardless of faith and backgrounds, a reflection of its high-living standards.

Тошаво - европейская жемчужина культуры, искусства и истории. С момента основания некогда могущественной восточной империи для Республики, которой она является сегодня, страна определяется ее влиянием во всем мире. От изолированных равнин севера до душных пляжей юга, Тошаво обладает одним из самых разнообразных и привлекательных пейзажей в Европе сегодня, кульминацией природной красоты региона. Страна является домом для 3-й по величине экономики в мире, которая является результатом его городов и огромных нефтяных и технологических отраслей промышленности. Нация - это либерализованная светская нация, которая принимает всех народов, независимо от их вероисповедания и происхождения, что отражает ее высокий уровень жизни.



T O S H A V O ' S---H I S T O R Y
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Don't click on the links, it will send you to random factbooks. (I literally used someone else's template to make this)

Lotion Empire, Atheenos, Deerfenland, Asthea, and 1 otherThe angle of chairty

page=deck/card=7593/season=1 I'm auctioning this card, asking for a minimum price of 0.01

Govornia and The angle of chairty

Radicaster wrote:page=deck/card=7593/season=1 I'm auctioning this card, asking for a minimum price of 0.01

im buyng the card

Shibutani wrote:I want to bid on some cards, but I don't feel right bidding against other North Pacific members, unless it's Zazumo

I kind of understand this. I wouldn't do that against some folks here (tbh Zaz is one of them, but I think they already know that). And even if it happens, things are easily settled (looks at Siwale :P)

Aenglaland wrote:I kind of understand this. I wouldn't do that against some folks here (tbh Zaz is one of them, but I think they already know that). And even if it happens, things are easily settled (looks at Siwale :P)

But bidding against you nerds is fun.

Aenglaland, Territorio di Nessuno, Govornia, Shibutani, and 1 otherToshavo iii

Toshavo iii

Toshavo iii wrote:A sneak peak:


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РЕСПУБЛИКА ТОШАВО


hhhhhhh ......... hhhh ......... hhhhhhhhhh ......... hhhh


W E L C O M E
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Toshavo - Europe's crown jewel of culture, art and history. Since its foundation of a once powerful eastern empire, to the Republic that it is today, the country is defined of it's influence in throughout the world. From the isolated plains of the north, to the sweltering beaches of the south, Toshavo has one of the most diverse and attractive sceneries in Europe today, a culmination of the region's natural beauty. The nation is home to world's 3rd largest economy, a result of it's boasting cities and massive petroleum and technological industries. The country is a liberalized, secular nation that is acceptant of all peoples regardless of faith and backgrounds, a reflection of its high-living standards.

Тошаво - европейская жемчужина культуры, искусства и истории. С момента основания некогда могущественной восточной империи для Республики, которой она является сегодня, страна определяется ее влиянием во всем мире. От изолированных равнин севера до душных пляжей юга, Тошаво обладает одним из самых разнообразных и привлекательных пейзажей в Европе сегодня, кульминацией природной красоты региона. Страна является домом для 3-й по величине экономики в мире, которая является результатом его городов и огромных нефтяных и технологических отраслей промышленности. Нация - это либерализованная светская нация, которая принимает всех народов, независимо от их вероисповедания и происхождения, что отражает ее высокий уровень жизни.



T O S H A V O ' S---H I S T O R Y
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РЕСПУБЛИКА ТОШАВО
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Read factbook

Don't click on the links, it will send you to random factbooks. (I literally used someone else's template to make this)

Too bad no one cares (-_-)

Goodnight everyone.

*Submerges under the water*

Aenglaland, Zazumo, Govornia, Shibutani, and 1 otherToshavo iii

Deerfenland wrote:I present to you... Roast Marathon by Oskarheim

And a handful of roasts that were at me in Discord all those months ago...

I think it is safe to say... Oskarheim is the master of burning people...

You don’t want to see me roast people, believe me.

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:Goodnight everyone.

*Submerges under the water*

Gnite!

Territorio di Nessuno and Toshavo iii

Territorio di Nessuno wrote:Goodnight everyone.

*Submerges under the water*

See ya!... Now's our chance Zazumo! Let's raid the GAs hideout. I still have the keys!

Deerfenland wrote:*ding* Air Toshavo flight 2832 on nonstop service to Aerilia City is now starting preboarding at Gate 7 of Franshov International Airport.

In the unlikely event that we crash land in the mountains, we would ask that you please refrain from resorting to cannibalism. The crew has prepared a lottery system in which economy passengers will be fileted and served to those in first. This will continue until we are saved or we run out of economy passengers. Do keep in mind that we have enough food to last us all throughout the winter.

Deerfenland

Aenglaland wrote:See ya!... Now's our chance Zazumo! Let's raid the GAs hideout. I still have the keys!

Nice, I wanted to draw a mustache on Nessie's portrait but I got kicked from the GA channel before I could.

Now is my chance.

Union of austria-hungary

why the hell did I read this XD

This is classified information. If you feel you are not Yun's friend, DO NOT READ THIS.

January 1st/2016:

I founded my first nation Queen Yuno in TNP, and found NS incredibly boring, and would’ve quit if my friend didn’t pester me to answer my issues on a daily basis. Two days later, I actually listened to the telegrams and clicked the one that resonated with me the most “Bored of answering issues?” And joined DEN. I asked on RMB what to do, and was directed to their zetaboards forum’s army app, which asked for my Skype, which I reluctantly gave. While on Skype, Knot suddenly added me out of nowhere and I thought this was a creep/stranger/scammer but I accepted it, then he added me to a group chat and I realized— it’s the DEN Orientation chat. Within an hour, I was thrown into a high speed 60+ target illegal Predator raid led by Varax— I was so confused but I figured it out. I was addicted to raiding every major for 4 months before the region got deleted and my nation ended up in The Rejected Realms. THEN, I realized I needed a new home, and joined every region out there to find a new home— like an ambassador!

When I was added to DEN: the first friends I met were Greyghost (she gave me tacos) DrWho(later known as Tardis/Eliot Isaraider, my first impression thought he was pretty cool ^_^ now I know him as a stabable rival brother who hosts parties behind my back >_>), Chingis (who got irritated when I called him Chin and I thought he was a gurl) — Obviously Knot(There were mentions of Ivo and I thought that was a second person— later Knot taught me and Fatfreddy manual triggering in March, apparently on the anniversary of 1 year after he learned it?), Rose (Graveyards/ForeverDEN/my sister-figure), Gladio (he talked!^^), Kknight, Tyegea(Kemi) we had one conversation later on when we found out we knew the same language ^-^ , Varax (badass raid leader and first person to tell me how to raid,) Vacchan(huggable raid leader #2), Kyorgia, 94 Block (later on we fought all the time XD,) (Nordic Arbor doesn't count 'cuz he mostly ignored me at that time- I was a lowly footsoldier,) and Gest (everyone said hail Gest even though Gest was so casual like a normal person who joked/RL-politics, it was so weird,) everyone did o7 as salutes but I felt weird doing that so I didn’t, and Ivy, Sentinel Optik, Wintony, Tom, Attero, Fatfreddy, Wraith, and Cora, Isabella Hime (Vandoosa/Himechan,) and Sygian— each of these DEN members, I got to know over time and befriended. Sentinel Optik went nuts and spent $120 on a worldwide recruitment telegram for DEN, and got in big trouble with the high command for doing that without permission and kicked. He was re-added a week later, and Rom also joined during that time and raided for two days and quit for the defenders (I watched Knot boot him)— Sentinel Optik was mad at this and called him a spy. He then talked about Balder, I asked what Balder was, and he added me to the Balder Skype chat without context o.o I didn’t realize Balder was a region until a month later when I dropped a puppet in there for my votes to count. Also, within a few days of me being in the organization, DEN did a joint-raid with TBH, and curious after meeting Derps/Pz4 (there weren’t many anime fan in DEN but when I finally saw another otaku, who was part of the ally org, TBH,) I immediately applied for TBH, got accepted, and added to TBH Skype chat by Koth who was a legendary mentor but had nothing to teach me (heh,) where I met Festavo and immediately joined his (ew Predator) raids for nine days alongside Derps until it was realized that that was illegal. I also watched the Montresor-Vasentius rivalry and Avyari(Xoriet) vs Kleo was so funny ^-^! Kleo+Fest later quit TBH.

February:

In Balder, (I was spam-added here,) Scientiam saw me mention being a raider, messaged and added me to his Brotherhood of Shadows Skype group, where I saw Greyghost. I haven’t seen Greyghost for a month and realized it was ‘cuz she got banned from DEN! So reuniting with her, she became my NS mom, Sci being my dad. She asked me to call her Ghost but I called her “mom” anyway because it was shorter/sweeter and I had a lolita-chibi avatar so it fit my persona ^^

Meanwhile in DEN, Ivy quit DEN for Grand Central (94 Block’s region— 94 was DEN High Command)— so I decided to go with her without quitting DEN. And immediately joined the Equality Party she formed as the 2nd member, which grew to over 10 members. A bunch of Grand Central drama happened that jaded me— it’s like all the worst gameplayers of NS put into a Skype chat plus harassers being added that led to a mass exodus of citizenship resignations. In fact, Ivy got called so many derogatory names by a certain jerk that she quit the region with Siniarus to found Coral Palace Resort (I also decided to go with Ivy there, this being the first region I had a part in co-founding)

Back in Balder, I heard people mention Osiris. I decided to check out what that was about and searched it up, joined up the forum and got added to the Skype chat by..Cormac! In the same manner as Knot did o.o And Sentinel Optik threw a tantrum everywhere and quit NS as soon as he saw Balder accept Rom's citizenship app (he believed Rom to be a "traitor/spy" and hated on him, so, yh...)

March

The Osiris Skype chat was extremely boring and dead, I asked what there was to do and was disrespected and treated rudely like a noob. After sulking/glooming in loneliness for a few days, someone from there messaged me for the first time, yay! Oh. Turns out he just wants me to vote for him to become Pharaoh. Ok, sure, whatever *votes Jesus Whale.*
Then Syl messaged me! He wants my vote too. But he likes anime and raids! #relates Amazing :O Aside from Derps+VanVan, this is the 3rd otaku I met! And it was a dude this time ^^ Syl became my favorite ^_^
Then JW won the election, current delegate Tim banned JW and made Cormac delegate, I was added to an Osiris raid chat, I moved to raid Osiris (confused af,) Cormac caught me and found out through me that KGB was a part of that, and I got put in trial for treason (WTF?) I declared them to just put me in jail instead, but NSers don’t have jails— they either ban you or they don’t. (Unrelated tangent: at that time, I was engaged to their KGB prince Rose, the son of Don, meaning I was a princess who was about to get exiled. I didn't get exiled, just banned for 6 months from the army, and dumped by my KGB fiancee (he didn't want to marry a treasonous woman and quit NS,) but on the plus side, I ended up Don's sister. Joke's on him, I am royalty.)
Back on topic: I also met JW’s supporter, Ike. Ike and all the other JW supporters got added to Grand Central. But, Benjamin Ravenclaw (one of the JW Supporters) didn’t go to Grand Central, instead, he told me he’d focus more on Kingdom of Alexandria, so I joined there to see what it was like, not that I did much.

Meanwhile, Scientiam and Sentinel Optik became friends (worst match made in heaven) and Sci told Sentinel that he was going to hurt Gest and destroy DEN, and Sentinel screenshotted the conversation and posted it on the forums. Sci vented to me about how everyone hated him, so I went onto the forums and bashed everyone who hated on Sci and didn’t get an “official” warning since that was my first forum post. Regardless, Sci got banned from Brotherhood of Shadows, and the Skype chat was renamed to HYDRA Command.

While in DEN, I decided to start my own NS family and grabbed the first DEN newcomers and made them my sons (Trever and Peter.) Then I adopted Cat, my first daughter. Then Patton and Chris (both quit) —

Helped co-found Hearth of Hestia (a native region Scientiam made immediately after his ban from BoSS) and a nation named Conner/Valkris clicked the WFE Skype link and came to the Skype. I adopted him.

By the end of March, I had 14 sons and daughters from NS alone.

April:

DEN was deleted and I found myself in The Rejected Realms. It was pretty sad. I decided to look at other regions, starting from largest to smallest, and joined all the feeders and sinkers and top raiding organizations— skipping over the fenda ones.

Also! Since I was still in HYDRA, I met a girl named Nat-chan (Natalie Brown) and raided with her and Tom (just us 3!) 30 targets each major. Also befriended Luke K. McMannia, Sygian, Vac (who quit,) We Are Not The NSA, um….Eliot. Probably more. Syg and Vac quit Hydra. Vac needed to focus on KGB.

Heard Tom/Syg talk highly of Auralia and joined up, met Nephmir, Dormill, Toady, and some roleplay randos, raided with them a few times before Auralia shut down. Sygian joined The Black Hawks, to work alongside Souls and Koth, Tom became Director of HYDRA Command. and I was still a footsoldier in every raider org. (Note: I did this on purpose: I didn’t want to be raider leadership, I was in multiple raider orgs for the social aspect. So I ignored people’s advice about “if you wanna get promoted, don’t get cosmopolitan”— besides, I’ve seen people work hard in in a single raider org for years but never get taught triggering and then never end up into leadership— ugh.)

May:

I met Brunhilde, and since we didn't even share any regions, there was nothing NS to talk about (we weren't even in the same gameplay spheres,) so we just talked OOC and now she's among my most trusted people I've ever met. And I love her <3 not anymore now, I got catfished and haven’t seen him in years

At the same time, I adopted every NSer I considered a close friend as my child (ended up with over sixty kids x-x Most have quit by now but lol it's not much considering that raiders interact everyday. But there was 1 stubborn kid who didn't want to be a kid but a family pet =.= (it was Karenus.) Zaolat (whom I met from Osiris and Grand Central) also wanted to be the family pet despite being my brother via Don, thus he declared Sygian as "the family pet's son"...-.-) My son Toads adopted Miharu a.k.a. Eragol, my daughter Nakari married Roavin, my daughter Storm married Red Dusk, my daughter Derps married Tom and adopted Vapid who adopted Kyle(House of Cards,) my daughter Lost adopted Rai and Maria, my niece Nyx married Satya, my niece Altino married Victor, my cousin Badger married Rigel(Rose), I adopted Jone even though he already had mothers Juliette and Zenny (note: I didn't realize he already had moms until several months later =.=) My lovely daughters are: Izzaya (she possesses an alt persona named Ben R.-- the TEP Ben), Ivy (a.k.a Katie/Lios), Kynin, Switzy, Oxi, Elfine, Pyntuma, Paris (daughter-in-law), -- I have more children than this, btw! Just can't name them all here, maybe another dispatch ^^;

(Funny story on how messy NS families are: Greyghost(mother) married Syberis(her nephew) and her brother(<3Souls<3) married me(Grey's daughter)-- further, Cat(my eldest daughter) turns out to have a dad of her own, Phantasus from Europeia- but I raised the girl all by myself. Enraged, I demanded child support $$$ from him and he paid it to me, but now he's threatening to sue me "for kidnapping" to get his money back -.- (I don't know what he means by kidnapping, but it's a false allegation so his logic probably wouldn't make sense if we bother to ask him.))

Meanwhile, I refounded a nation in Lazarus, lurked a bit, and joined their Skype chat, only to find them deader than Osiris— there’d been *zero* conversation over the past 2 weeks. So I did what any girl would do and spammed the chat for life, and got life— Altmoras and Strawberry talked back. and Deadeye talked once. And Bodobol talked.

A week later, Strawberry appointed me to an Internal Affairs position for Lazarus, and that was my first regional government position. I tried my best to telegram the region for activity and set up flag contests and Festival plots and Alt made a discord chat ^_^

June:

Lazarus: Strawberry disappeared, was replaced by Amerion, Andrew, Benevolent Thomas, Amerion again, Altmoras, Kowassati, and finally Funk. I am jaded by Lazarus, by the number of Delegates leaving, by the toxicity— When Kowa booted me from my position and replaced me with Lamb, I didn’t care.

Knot said he just opened The Invaders Network, so I was the first member to join him upon his announcement….9th member on his forum and started from PFC— (I was a Corporal in DEN =_=) Whereas Lamb started as a Major despite joining a day later >.>; TI was unfair!

July:

Dull month where I didn’t do much. TI was so dead. Dead enough that I typed up a telegram and sent it to Knot telling him to send it to the region. Immediately, five nations joined the Skype. Yay TI life! One of them was Elfine ^-^
To his credit, Knot led some decent raids occasionally.

August:

Dull.

Nothing happened. Nothing, but I got 1 message out of the most boring time of my life:

Pergamon - 08/10/2016
May you be willing to explain to me why you have like one quadrillion puppets parked in TP?

September:

Dull. School.
Maybe I should have accepted BT’s offer back in June to become a Warden……But I’d just been added to HYDRA Command’s “officers chat” at the same week he asked me to— and wanted to give Hydra a chance. Plus, switching sides symbolized disloyalty. Not just to your org, but all raiders. Right…?

October 1st:

Big Bad Badger approached me and told me he had a job for me.
Given that my life had been so uneventful, I was willing to take anything.
He told me he was going to become Delegate and need someone to replace his old position, Commander of TWPAF. I accepted :O

First, there weren’t many members. Davelands, Badger, CMDR, Paris, and Liliarchy were the only TWPAF members still remaining. Unfortunately, within a few days, Davelands became the Foreign Affairs Minister, CMDR became High Council in Kingdom of Alexandria (another region) and Paris, while it turns out he wasn't in High Council, wanted his WA in KoA too, so the both of them sorta quit TWPAF (to my joy, they rejoined TWPAF several months later,) Badger being delegate couldn’t raid— SO it was just Liliarchy and me.

I made the TWPAF discord chat, and added Tom and Greyghost and Derps (my 3 best friends.) Btw, Derps was banned from all raider orgs, so I added her to TWPAF since that was MY org and I was boss there, yay! Everyone except me assumed she leaked, and made a big deal out of it. Melody, a pony-friend I met in TBH who quit there, joined up TWPAF and ranked up to General, lead raids and trained newcomers.

TWPAF grew big! ^-^

November:

Lol I don’t remember what happened here…I guess I focused on TWPAF, and befriended Kawaii, who joined in every single TWPAF raid and ranked up to my Second-in-Command. And then I realize an interesting piece of history— Kawaii is best friends with Wintony, who’s among the first raiders I’ve ever worked with and founder of Exodus (later the two married.) This coincidence still impresses me.

December:

TWPAF—other raider orgs— School

January:

Nyaaa— =w=
*yawned*

February:

*rubs her eyes* >w>

March:

What am I doing? X-X

April:

o.o that’s today’s date…. Oh! Not much is happening this month, but one thing worth mentioning: Vando0sa and Kawaii Village and I founded the Kawaii Axis: page=dispatch/id=799898. Beyond that, I wanted to make TWPAF more Independent-aligned so I gave some members defender-training, despite myself being a raider. Then we went to defend Warzone Europe.

Recently, I'm attempting to quit gameplay/raiding to get into roleplay (and failing at it.) From that endeavor, I owe honor debts to Stratarin, Adumara, Ethan, Val (pff Todd too I guess) for being my roleplay mentors >.>; Anyway I can probably RP now so feel free to start one with me ^-^
(p.s. I still invade regions)

-- As of today, I'm wondering how the hell this storyline dispatch became #4 when I only privately sent it to 4 people. *Yun blushed profusely and zooms outta here*

Continuation Chapter 2:

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Queen yuno

Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic wrote: why the hell did I read this XD
This is classified information. If you feel you are not Yun's friend, DO NOT READ THIS.

January 1st/2016:

I founded my first nation Queen Yuno in TNP, and found NS incredibly boring, and would’ve quit if my friend didn’t pester me to answer my issues on a daily basis. Two days later, I actually listened to the telegrams and clicked the one that resonated with me the most “Bored of answering issues?” And joined DEN. I asked on RMB what to do, and was directed to their zetaboards forum’s army app, which asked for my Skype, which I reluctantly gave. While on Skype, Knot suddenly added me out of nowhere and I thought this was a creep/stranger/scammer but I accepted it, then he added me to a group chat and I realized— it’s the DEN Orientation chat. Within an hour, I was thrown into a high speed 60+ target illegal Predator raid led by Varax— I was so confused but I figured it out. I was addicted to raiding every major for 4 months before the region got deleted and my nation ended up in The Rejected Realms. THEN, I realized I needed a new home, and joined every region out there to find a new home— like an ambassador!

When I was added to DEN: the first friends I met were Greyghost (she gave me tacos) DrWho(later known as Tardis/Eliot Isaraider, my first impression thought he was pretty cool ^_^ now I know him as a stabable rival brother who hosts parties behind my back >_>), Chingis (who got irritated when I called him Chin and I thought he was a gurl) — Obviously Knot(There were mentions of Ivo and I thought that was a second person— later Knot taught me and Fatfreddy manual triggering in March, apparently on the anniversary of 1 year after he learned it?), Rose (Graveyards/ForeverDEN/my sister-figure), Gladio (he talked!^^), Kknight, Tyegea(Kemi) we had one conversation later on when we found out we knew the same language ^-^ , Varax (badass raid leader and first person to tell me how to raid,) Vacchan(huggable raid leader #2), Kyorgia, 94 Block (later on we fought all the time XD,) (Nordic Arbor doesn't count 'cuz he mostly ignored me at that time- I was a lowly footsoldier,) and Gest (everyone said hail Gest even though Gest was so casual like a normal person who joked/RL-politics, it was so weird,) everyone did o7 as salutes but I felt weird doing that so I didn’t, and Ivy, Sentinel Optik, Wintony, Tom, Attero, Fatfreddy, Wraith, and Cora, Isabella Hime (Vandoosa/Himechan,) and Sygian— each of these DEN members, I got to know over time and befriended. Sentinel Optik went nuts and spent $120 on a worldwide recruitment telegram for DEN, and got in big trouble with the high command for doing that without permission and kicked. He was re-added a week later, and Rom also joined during that time and raided for two days and quit for the defenders (I watched Knot boot him)— Sentinel Optik was mad at this and called him a spy. He then talked about Balder, I asked what Balder was, and he added me to the Balder Skype chat without context o.o I didn’t realize Balder was a region until a month later when I dropped a puppet in there for my votes to count. Also, within a few days of me being in the organization, DEN did a joint-raid with TBH, and curious after meeting Derps/Pz4 (there weren’t many anime fan in DEN but when I finally saw another otaku, who was part of the ally org, TBH,) I immediately applied for TBH, got accepted, and added to TBH Skype chat by Koth who was a legendary mentor but had nothing to teach me (heh,) where I met Festavo and immediately joined his (ew Predator) raids for nine days alongside Derps until it was realized that that was illegal. I also watched the Montresor-Vasentius rivalry and Avyari(Xoriet) vs Kleo was so funny ^-^! Kleo+Fest later quit TBH.

February:

In Balder, (I was spam-added here,) Scientiam saw me mention being a raider, messaged and added me to his Brotherhood of Shadows Skype group, where I saw Greyghost. I haven’t seen Greyghost for a month and realized it was ‘cuz she got banned from DEN! So reuniting with her, she became my NS mom, Sci being my dad. She asked me to call her Ghost but I called her “mom” anyway because it was shorter/sweeter and I had a lolita-chibi avatar so it fit my persona ^^

Meanwhile in DEN, Ivy quit DEN for Grand Central (94 Block’s region— 94 was DEN High Command)— so I decided to go with her without quitting DEN. And immediately joined the Equality Party she formed as the 2nd member, which grew to over 10 members. A bunch of Grand Central drama happened that jaded me— it’s like all the worst gameplayers of NS put into a Skype chat plus harassers being added that led to a mass exodus of citizenship resignations. In fact, Ivy got called so many derogatory names by a certain jerk that she quit the region with Siniarus to found Coral Palace Resort (I also decided to go with Ivy there, this being the first region I had a part in co-founding)

Back in Balder, I heard people mention Osiris. I decided to check out what that was about and searched it up, joined up the forum and got added to the Skype chat by..Cormac! In the same manner as Knot did o.o And Sentinel Optik threw a tantrum everywhere and quit NS as soon as he saw Balder accept Rom's citizenship app (he believed Rom to be a "traitor/spy" and hated on him, so, yh...)

March

The Osiris Skype chat was extremely boring and dead, I asked what there was to do and was disrespected and treated rudely like a noob. After sulking/glooming in loneliness for a few days, someone from there messaged me for the first time, yay! Oh. Turns out he just wants me to vote for him to become Pharaoh. Ok, sure, whatever *votes Jesus Whale.*
Then Syl messaged me! He wants my vote too. But he likes anime and raids! #relates Amazing :O Aside from Derps+VanVan, this is the 3rd otaku I met! And it was a dude this time ^^ Syl became my favorite ^_^
Then JW won the election, current delegate Tim banned JW and made Cormac delegate, I was added to an Osiris raid chat, I moved to raid Osiris (confused af,) Cormac caught me and found out through me that KGB was a part of that, and I got put in trial for treason (WTF?) I declared them to just put me in jail instead, but NSers don’t have jails— they either ban you or they don’t. (Unrelated tangent: at that time, I was engaged to their KGB prince Rose, the son of Don, meaning I was a princess who was about to get exiled. I didn't get exiled, just banned for 6 months from the army, and dumped by my KGB fiancee (he didn't want to marry a treasonous woman and quit NS,) but on the plus side, I ended up Don's sister. Joke's on him, I am royalty.)
Back on topic: I also met JW’s supporter, Ike. Ike and all the other JW supporters got added to Grand Central. But, Benjamin Ravenclaw (one of the JW Supporters) didn’t go to Grand Central, instead, he told me he’d focus more on Kingdom of Alexandria, so I joined there to see what it was like, not that I did much.

Meanwhile, Scientiam and Sentinel Optik became friends (worst match made in heaven) and Sci told Sentinel that he was going to hurt Gest and destroy DEN, and Sentinel screenshotted the conversation and posted it on the forums. Sci vented to me about how everyone hated him, so I went onto the forums and bashed everyone who hated on Sci and didn’t get an “official” warning since that was my first forum post. Regardless, Sci got banned from Brotherhood of Shadows, and the Skype chat was renamed to HYDRA Command.

While in DEN, I decided to start my own NS family and grabbed the first DEN newcomers and made them my sons (Trever and Peter.) Then I adopted Cat, my first daughter. Then Patton and Chris (both quit) —

Helped co-found Hearth of Hestia (a native region Scientiam made immediately after his ban from BoSS) and a nation named Conner/Valkris clicked the WFE Skype link and came to the Skype. I adopted him.

By the end of March, I had 14 sons and daughters from NS alone.

April:

DEN was deleted and I found myself in The Rejected Realms. It was pretty sad. I decided to look at other regions, starting from largest to smallest, and joined all the feeders and sinkers and top raiding organizations— skipping over the fenda ones.

Also! Since I was still in HYDRA, I met a girl named Nat-chan (Natalie Brown) and raided with her and Tom (just us 3!) 30 targets each major. Also befriended Luke K. McMannia, Sygian, Vac (who quit,) We Are Not The NSA, um….Eliot. Probably more. Syg and Vac quit Hydra. Vac needed to focus on KGB.

Heard Tom/Syg talk highly of Auralia and joined up, met Nephmir, Dormill, Toady, and some roleplay randos, raided with them a few times before Auralia shut down. Sygian joined The Black Hawks, to work alongside Souls and Koth, Tom became Director of HYDRA Command. and I was still a footsoldier in every raider org. (Note: I did this on purpose: I didn’t want to be raider leadership, I was in multiple raider orgs for the social aspect. So I ignored people’s advice about “if you wanna get promoted, don’t get cosmopolitan”— besides, I’ve seen people work hard in in a single raider org for years but never get taught triggering and then never end up into leadership— ugh.)

May:

I met Brunhilde, and since we didn't even share any regions, there was nothing NS to talk about (we weren't even in the same gameplay spheres,) so we just talked OOC and now she's among my most trusted people I've ever met. And I love her <3 not anymore now, I got catfished and haven’t seen him in years

At the same time, I adopted every NSer I considered a close friend as my child (ended up with over sixty kids x-x Most have quit by now but lol it's not much considering that raiders interact everyday. But there was 1 stubborn kid who didn't want to be a kid but a family pet =.= (it was Karenus.) Zaolat (whom I met from Osiris and Grand Central) also wanted to be the family pet despite being my brother via Don, thus he declared Sygian as "the family pet's son"...-.-) My son Toads adopted Miharu a.k.a. Eragol, my daughter Nakari married Roavin, my daughter Storm married Red Dusk, my daughter Derps married Tom and adopted Vapid who adopted Kyle(House of Cards,) my daughter Lost adopted Rai and Maria, my niece Nyx married Satya, my niece Altino married Victor, my cousin Badger married Rigel(Rose), I adopted Jone even though he already had mothers Juliette and Zenny (note: I didn't realize he already had moms until several months later =.=) My lovely daughters are: Izzaya (she possesses an alt persona named Ben R.-- the TEP Ben), Ivy (a.k.a Katie/Lios), Kynin, Switzy, Oxi, Elfine, Pyntuma, Paris (daughter-in-law), -- I have more children than this, btw! Just can't name them all here, maybe another dispatch ^^;

(Funny story on how messy NS families are: Greyghost(mother) married Syberis(her nephew) and her brother(<3Souls<3) married me(Grey's daughter)-- further, Cat(my eldest daughter) turns out to have a dad of her own, Phantasus from Europeia- but I raised the girl all by myself. Enraged, I demanded child support $$$ from him and he paid it to me, but now he's threatening to sue me "for kidnapping" to get his money back -.- (I don't know what he means by kidnapping, but it's a false allegation so his logic probably wouldn't make sense if we bother to ask him.))

Meanwhile, I refounded a nation in Lazarus, lurked a bit, and joined their Skype chat, only to find them deader than Osiris— there’d been *zero* conversation over the past 2 weeks. So I did what any girl would do and spammed the chat for life, and got life— Altmoras and Strawberry talked back. and Deadeye talked once. And Bodobol talked.

A week later, Strawberry appointed me to an Internal Affairs position for Lazarus, and that was my first regional government position. I tried my best to telegram the region for activity and set up flag contests and Festival plots and Alt made a discord chat ^_^

June:

Lazarus: Strawberry disappeared, was replaced by Amerion, Andrew, Benevolent Thomas, Amerion again, Altmoras, Kowassati, and finally Funk. I am jaded by Lazarus, by the number of Delegates leaving, by the toxicity— When Kowa booted me from my position and replaced me with Lamb, I didn’t care.

Knot said he just opened The Invaders Network, so I was the first member to join him upon his announcement….9th member on his forum and started from PFC— (I was a Corporal in DEN =_=) Whereas Lamb started as a Major despite joining a day later >.>; TI was unfair!

July:

Dull month where I didn’t do much. TI was so dead. Dead enough that I typed up a telegram and sent it to Knot telling him to send it to the region. Immediately, five nations joined the Skype. Yay TI life! One of them was Elfine ^-^
To his credit, Knot led some decent raids occasionally.

August:

Dull.

Nothing happened. Nothing, but I got 1 message out of the most boring time of my life:

Pergamon - 08/10/2016
May you be willing to explain to me why you have like one quadrillion puppets parked in TP?

September:

Dull. School.
Maybe I should have accepted BT’s offer back in June to become a Warden……But I’d just been added to HYDRA Command’s “officers chat” at the same week he asked me to— and wanted to give Hydra a chance. Plus, switching sides symbolized disloyalty. Not just to your org, but all raiders. Right…?

October 1st:

Big Bad Badger approached me and told me he had a job for me.
Given that my life had been so uneventful, I was willing to take anything.
He told me he was going to become Delegate and need someone to replace his old position, Commander of TWPAF. I accepted :O

First, there weren’t many members. Davelands, Badger, CMDR, Paris, and Liliarchy were the only TWPAF members still remaining. Unfortunately, within a few days, Davelands became the Foreign Affairs Minister, CMDR became High Council in Kingdom of Alexandria (another region) and Paris, while it turns out he wasn't in High Council, wanted his WA in KoA too, so the both of them sorta quit TWPAF (to my joy, they rejoined TWPAF several months later,) Badger being delegate couldn’t raid— SO it was just Liliarchy and me.

I made the TWPAF discord chat, and added Tom and Greyghost and Derps (my 3 best friends.) Btw, Derps was banned from all raider orgs, so I added her to TWPAF since that was MY org and I was boss there, yay! Everyone except me assumed she leaked, and made a big deal out of it. Melody, a pony-friend I met in TBH who quit there, joined up TWPAF and ranked up to General, lead raids and trained newcomers.

TWPAF grew big! ^-^

November:

Lol I don’t remember what happened here…I guess I focused on TWPAF, and befriended Kawaii, who joined in every single TWPAF raid and ranked up to my Second-in-Command. And then I realize an interesting piece of history— Kawaii is best friends with Wintony, who’s among the first raiders I’ve ever worked with and founder of Exodus (later the two married.) This coincidence still impresses me.

December:

TWPAF—other raider orgs— School

January:

Nyaaa— =w=
*yawned*

February:

*rubs her eyes* >w>

March:

What am I doing? X-X

April:

o.o that’s today’s date…. Oh! Not much is happening this month, but one thing worth mentioning: Vando0sa and Kawaii Village and I founded the Kawaii Axis: page=dispatch/id=799898. Beyond that, I wanted to make TWPAF more Independent-aligned so I gave some members defender-training, despite myself being a raider. Then we went to defend Warzone Europe.

Recently, I'm attempting to quit gameplay/raiding to get into roleplay (and failing at it.) From that endeavor, I owe honor debts to Stratarin, Adumara, Ethan, Val (pff Todd too I guess) for being my roleplay mentors >.>; Anyway I can probably RP now so feel free to start one with me ^-^
(p.s. I still invade regions)

-- As of today, I'm wondering how the hell this storyline dispatch became #4 when I only privately sent it to 4 people. *Yun blushed profusely and zooms outta here*

Continuation Chapter 2:

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Read factbook

No idea XD
You just read my entire NS history (excluding RP) and there's a sequel, I better link it there too.

Territorio di Nessuno and The angle of chairty

Queen yuno wrote: No idea XD
You just read my entire NS history (excluding RP) and there's a sequel, I better link it there too.

I read it regretfully

Queen yuno

Queen yuno wrote: No idea XD
You just read my entire NS history (excluding RP) and there's a sequel, I better link it there too.

I wanna read it...

Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic wrote:I read it regretfully

Awww :<
Thanks
What's your game history?

Queen yuno wrote:Awww :<
Thanks
What's your game history?

I’m just a nation that’s been in the Same region for over 2 months now (I think)

I mostly have just changed idologys every other day and changed flags every chance I got XE

Queen yuno

Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic wrote:

I’m just a nation that’s been in the Same region for over 2 months now (I think)

I mostly have just changed idologys every other day and changed flags every chance I got XE

You haven't seen Eraver yet

Queen yuno, Deerfenland, Militarized algerstonia, and Toshavo iii

Asthea wrote:You haven't seen Eraver yet

What’s that

Govornia wrote:In the unlikely event that we crash land in the mountains, we would ask that you please refrain from resorting to cannibalism. The crew has prepared a lottery system in which economy passengers will be fileted and served to those in first. This will continue until we are saved or we run out of economy passengers. Do keep in mind that we have enough food to last us all throughout the winter.

Deerfenland

Evening, passengers of Flight 114, this is your pilot speaking. We're approaching some rough weather patterns ahead. Expect some turbulence. So please look to the front of the plane while our flight attendants help us go over some air safety tips, once again.

Everyone please make sure your seat belts are securely and properly fastened. Please note that in case of a water landing, your seats can be used as a floatation device. However, in the unlikely event that we crash-land in a moun'ain, we will ask that you please refrain from resorting to cannibalism. We have plenty of food to last all of us through the winter. However, in the unlikely event that it takes more than a few months for us to be rescued, we have prepared a lottery system for deciding whom to eat. Passengers will be selected one at a time from economy class, starting from the fattest. They will be flayed and served to the passengers in the first class. This will continue until we are saved or we run out of economy passengers.

Alright, we're entering a very bad part of this right now. So please don't be alarmed. If we were ever to get hit by a lightning, it will cause our lights to flicker. But other than that it won't harm us a bit. However, in the unlikely event that a bolt of lightning strikes us and causes us to be sent through a rift in the space-time continuum, tread-forcing us to a land from a time before God, a land where dinosaurs still roam the Earth, we will need to form a tribe. I will be chieftain and the flight attendants shall be my brides as we attempt to populate this strange new world. Ahhhh, my first command to the tribe will be to find a good supply of flint for fire, then the women will search for edible roots and berries while the men hunt for dinosaur meat. Gentlemen, please keep in mind that some dinosaurs are quite dangerous and should not be hunted. The T-Rex, Velociraptor, Terroraptor, et cetera, cetera...The ideal prey is the triceratops. They provide a lot of meat and are fairly docile and easy to kill. The key to strangling a baby triceratops is to grab it by the horns and pull back, exposing the soft flesh of its neck. Then just stick your fist in there closing off its air supply until it goes completely limp. Then it's good eating for the whole tribe.

Ladies and gentlemen, I hate to inform you this, but a bird has just flown into one of our engines. We are going to crash in a fiery, long-lasting death. Everyone bow your heads please. Now, Our Father in Heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom...come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven." In the unlikely event that Christianity isn't the one true religion; Baruch atah Adonai elohaynu melech ha'olam. That covers us with the Hebrews...However, just in case the Muslims got it right...Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar. Allahu Akbar..." *CRASH*

Perhaps the funniest thing I’ve written on here.

Queen yuno, Great solordia, Deerfenland, Militarized algerstonia, and 1 otherToshavo iii

Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic wrote:What’s that

A Natio-wait......

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