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United engiresco

Southcarolina wrote:It feels like this RMB is Wyoming, barely any people

With TNP being the most spammy region on NS...

Southcarolina wrote:It feels like this RMB is Wyoming, barely any people

Wait until you see the RMB of a typical UCR...

Southcarolina

Lemsrow wrote:Wyoming is a blank place, but got all the drama just because they have a super volcano or smth.

In TNP’s case. It’s Strangereal that’s got all the drama.

No it’s cause all the humans were replaced with horses

United engiresco wrote:With TNP being the most spammy region on NS...

Yeah

United engiresco

Southcarolina wrote:No it’s cause all the humans were replaced with horses

Yeah

Dude.
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.
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Uncool.

Why are 2.7% of my population dying from scurvy?

TNPV XV

***** VOTES OUTSTANDING FOR SEMI-FINAL VOTING *****

Republica Guilleana
Xagill
Luniandez
Oannia
Kartujia
Konolas
The beneluxian empire
Tringapore
Cokoland
Communist Lukania
M808b main battle tank
Mon Island
Anne of Cleves in TNP
The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg

Please be aware that only the six top scoring songs from each group will qualify for the final.

IMPORTANT NOTE : If you fail to vote by the 24th March – all votes awarded to your song will be removed.

Please send your votes using the following format:-
(Please don't [nation.][/nation.] it slows me down having to remove the coding, ;) Thank you.)

12 points: Country
10 points: Country
8 points: Country
7 points: Country
6 points: Country
5 points: Country
4 points: Country
3 points: Country
2 points: Country
1 point: Country

Important dates:

Send your votes for your group between: 18th March - 24th March

The Semi-Finals will take place on: 31st March

The Final will take place on: T.B.C.

Good luck to you all! :D

TNPV XV

Unity Through Music

Hosts: Terry Wogan, Marcus Antonius and Cleopatra VII

Venue: The Antonian Festival Park, The Moral High Ground, Ethnon


Welcome to the fifteenth edition of TNPV!

The last edition was in Yφta Park, Yφta Stadium, Castφnλ/Cokoland, where our nation won with 126 points! Cleopatra was very happy and the crocodiles went hungry, poor things.

This edition will be hosted in The Antonian Festival Park, The Moral High Ground, Ethnon.

While you are visiting our capital, why not visit our mausoleum, it's not finished yet, we are not in a great hurry to use it.
Visit our great Temple of Ethena and make friends with the temple cats or go to The Ethnonian Museum and marvel at The Sword of King Ethros!
Then there are the Royal Bee Hives. Don't try and take any honey though. The Bees are quite possessive and they do sting! Ethnonian Royal Honey can be purchased from all good vendors around the city. You can always feed Cleopatra's crocodiles, they are always hungry so don't get too close.
We hope you have a very pleasant stay with us. Good luck to all the contestants.

Before showing the songs that will be performed here, we are going to show you the rules and how to vote.


- Choose your song carefully. Once submitted it cannot be changed.
- It cannot be a song that has already been used in previous editions, please check the factbook before submitting your song.
- Songs must have a running time of 4:30 minutes or less.
- It cannot be a Eurovision song.
- You can't participate with religious and patriotic songs.
- You can only participate with one nation.
- You cannot vote for yourself.
- For this edition send your songs and votes to Ethnon by DM using TG or messaging on Discord: Marcus Antonius#8887, Forum: Marcus Antonius.
- Most importantly, have fun!

For more information please don't forget to read these documents. Thank you.

page=dispatch/id=1429674
nation=republica_guilleana/detail=factbook/id=1448711


How to vote

12 points: Country
10 points: Country
8 points: Country
7 points: Country
6 points: Country
5 points: Country
4 points: Country
3 points: Country
2 points: Country
1 point: Country

Important dates:

Send your songs between: 3rd March - 17th March 2021 (The submission of songs phase is now closed and are no longer being accepted!)

Send your Semi-Final votes between: 18th March - 24th March 2021 (The submission of votes phase is now closed and are no longer being accepted!)

The Semi-Final results show will take place at: 8pm GMT on Saturday 27th March 2021

(Please be aware that only the six top scoring songs from each group will qualify for the final.)

Voting for the Final will take place between: 28th March - 3rd April 2021

The Final results show will take place on: T.B.C.

And now here are the wonderful songs!

Participants:

Due to the wonderful support for TNPV XV, we have 28 entries!

After consultation with the TNPV Administration, we are now having a semi-final with the entries being split into two groups,

Group A and Group B.

You will only vote for the entries within your group. The groups are listed below:-

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Group A

Animu Place
Heartaches - Al Bowlly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S652aa_kXjY

Molossiania
Winged Swings - Elena Shuenkova
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HplUZq66co

Republica Guilleana
Scar Tissue - Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
https://youtu.be/mzJj5-lubeM

Xagill
White Winter Hymnal - Fleet Foxes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrQRS40OKNE

Cereskia
Pompeii - Bastille
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F90Cw4l-8NY

Ancapimania
Don’t Play - Anne-Marie x KSI x Digital Farm Animals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjQjxpnwVZw

Advancia-Sizzletown
Night Witches - SABATON
https://youtu.be/C7NSUFDHFgg

El Fiji Grande
Fire for You - Cannons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4HQevc9JE0

Luniandez
Asa Branca - Luiz Gonzaga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkGmS3ARluE

Runeda:
Gula gula - Mari Boine
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S3LPClTvYWc

Konolas:
Ruler of Everything - Tally Hall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GXDBZyG4Rw

Oannia
Stronger - The Score
https://youtu.be/cNld-AHw-Wg

Kartujia
Noviembre Sin Ti - Reik
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SrD0caE-U9I

Figyjharli:
Seishun~buta op/Opening{KIMI NO SEI}~peggies~with lyrics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_nUlFG7pjo

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Group B

Ethnon:
Infinity 2008 - Guru Josh Project
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfijlpExb4A

The cascadian bioregion
Chameleon - Blixemi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep3AHqbfE_M

The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg
Wannabe - Spice Girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ

Anne of Cleves in TNP
Redwood Tree - Cam
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=obBgq4TsUcs

The beneluxian empire
Fichtl's Lied - Die Woodys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klb4w35rcas

Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa
Seven Nation Army - The White stripes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J2QdDbelmY

Tameside
Beat It - Michael Jackson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOn-HdEg6AQ

Katuda
Something Just Like This - Coldplay and The Chainsmokers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM7MFYoylVs

Nordic-British Union
WISH - CloudNone
https://youtu.be/B2KV1c-LEX8

M808b main battle tank
Disco Panzer - Alan Aztec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRSAatLI2QY

Communist Lukania
Copines - Aya Nakamura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5UxchTu4Cg

Cokoland
We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel
https://youtu.be/eFTLKWw542g

Tringapore
Levitating - Dua Lipa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHuBW3qKm9g

Mon Island
Stitches – Shawn Mendes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbfpW0pbvaU



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Please upvote this dispatch, Thank you. :D

***** SEMI-FINAL VOTING *****

Due to the wonderful support for TNPV XV, we have 28 entries!

After consultation with the TNPV Administration, we are now having a semi-final with the entries being split into two groups,

Group A and Group B.

You will only vote for the entries within your group. The groups are listed below:-

Nordic-British Union
The beneluxian empire
Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa
Tringapore
Tameside
Cokoland
Katuda
Communist Lukania
M808b main battle tank
Mon Island
The cascadian bioregion
Anne of Cleves in TNP
Ethnon
The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg

Aerilia and The cascadian bioregion

The cascadian bioregion

El Fiji Grande wrote:Wait until you see the RMB of a typical UCR...

Those are like Wyoming.
Here? Not at all.

Jaxikistan wrote:Why are 2.7% of my population dying from scurvy?

I don’t know, maybe you just exported all of your fruit productions to some other lads.

Lemsrow wrote:I don’t know, maybe you just exported all of your fruit productions to some other lads.

Maybe its all the radiation leaks killing the citrus groves . . .

Southcarolina

History of Catoliaca

by Southcarolina

History of Catoliaca and It’s Civil War.

Catoliaca is a nation formed by tribes which came together. The nation was, of course, unstable. The nation was ruled by a cat which came together because of his words. The nation was very weak and had no allies. It first came in contact with Bulbasaur reichpact through ships. They didn’t know that nationalism was spreading throughout the nation. The nation wouldn’t know about this until a few months from then. Nova-gallia spread the religion called Amerianism through the nation and forcefully turned it democratic. This angered the new faction of protesters the Religious Reformers who wanted to keep their religion of animal gods, they wanted it to stay. They were angry that democracy was forcefully introduced and the cat that united them all would be forcefully removed from office. The war had just started, this got the attention of everybody around them. The nation thought this would be a short, easy war, but that was far off from what actually happened. After the Reformers had shown up, the nationalists took the chance to strike. They decided to change the nation into a facist regime. The reformers were non-aligned so they also disagreed with nationalist ways. Nationalists had high morale at first but that pummeted. After a week of fighting the leader of the Government side was found fighting against the government, he had betrayed the government. The nationalists destroyed the government in some battles and the reformers destroyed the entire battle field, getting new strategies every few months. The nationalists and government owned a fourth of the nation and the reformers owned half. After some time of a stalemate, the reformers came up with the encirclement strategy. This changed the tide of the war, getting 50,000 government troops encircled and 45,000 nationalists encircled, this was a huge blow, the two sides tried to attack the encirclements to get the troops safely but they didn’t know they were being encircled too. The government started rioting when they heard Antiyard, Great angevin nation, and Everdome were supporting the reformers. At the same time the government got some new support by Dynastiet and so did the nationalists already being supported by Bulbasaur reichpact and Pandoska. The government had enough and made a plan called, “All Around the Enemy” where they would send out groups of 1,000 troops in a straight line of 10. They would then encircle the enemy. After the interference of other countries, the government united with the nationalists. The reformers declined the request to end the war. Dynastiet then classified the reformers as terrorists. The newly formed NationCratic Catoliaca started an offensive in the north and south. They are also trying to recover encircled troops. The battle is now currently in a stalemate. After a while NationCrats got a request from Cereskia to join his alliance Convention of Astrana (COA). The Antiyard government replied with a request for peace, the two sides replied with, “we are trying to work it out. We just don’t know if we should split of unite. We will make a stalemate.” This leads to now.

Map

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South Carolinian Elections

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Every five years (a month), a new leader is elected in South Carolina. There is a maximum of three terms. There are two major political parties, Black Star and Blue Star.

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Running Candidates

Candidate for Blue Star and their views

Geoff Thompson.
This person is focused on raising the Technology, Political Freedom, and Civil Rights. He wants to improve and repair relationships with rivals of SouthCarolina

Candidate for Black Star and their views

Henry Freeman
This person is focused on raising Civil Rights, Economy, and Arms Manufacturing. He has a plan called “SouthCarolina First” which involves improving the nation first before helping others.

Br0landia’s Wilkin and their views

This person is focused on raising Civil Rights, Economy, and Arms Manufacturing as quick and as possibly and as harshly as possible. He has a plan called “Strengthen the Moss”.
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[center]Votes for Candidates

Votes for Blue Star
5

Votes for Black Star
1

Votes for Wilkin
1

(Telegram me your votes! Only people in the WA can vote. Voting ends March 31st)

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Flag Commissions

by Southcarolina

Overview

(This person is a flag maker in Flag makeria’s region)

As the name of this dispatch suggests, I’m making flag commissions. I make flags for people at some costs. They aren’t too much as they are usually just endorsements. (If you already endorsed me, I will give you an invite to a Minecraft realm. Btw I have to get credit for the flag)

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Things I Will Do

Oversimplified flags
Adding details
Creating a new flag
Adding colors (Limit of 2-4)
Themed flags

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Things I Won’t Do

Flags with too many details
Flags with too many words (just looks bad)
Racist flags
Flags with extreme colors (ex: brown and yellow)
Bright flags ——————————————————————-

Costs of Flags

Adding colors - An Endorsement (requires being told what color in telegram)
Adding details - An endorsement (told what details and where in telegram)
Creating a new flag - An Endorsement and a few games of any video game of your choice if I have it. (telegram colors, details, and symbols.)
Oversimplified Flags - Endorsement
Themed Flags - Endorsement (telegram the link to the flag you want mine to be based off of)
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Flag Examples


Based off of Former nation Nordic vikings empire

Based off of the Kingdom of Merina
(Both images were exported by Cokoland)

Flag for Sharkzie (not existing yet)

Flag for New celoveniortan

Flag for Jincent
5 customers so far, 7 flags made.

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Jaxikistan wrote:Why are 2.7% of my population dying from scurvy?

Lack of Vitamin C, give them some flintstone gummies

Jaxikistan

Jaxikistan wrote:Maybe its all the radiation leaks killing the citrus groves . . .

Mmm, maybe. But seriously man, you have some really bad healthcare.

Jaxikistan

Lemsrow wrote:Mmm, maybe. But seriously man, you have some really bad healthcare.

I have no idea what you mean *pushes old man off ledge

Jaxikistan wrote:I have no idea what you mean *pushes old man off ledge

Huh, bad welfare too? I feel like this nation is already a dictatorship.

Oh wait, it already is a dictatorship.

Jaxikistan

1.3 percent of Pandoskans die from Acts of God while most die as a result of disappearing.

Lemsrow wrote:Huh, bad welfare too? I feel like this nation is already a dictatorship.

Oh wait, it already is a dictatorship.

But look at that economic output! Here for a good time not a long time.

In the Soviet Russia, the water drinks YOU!

Pandoska wrote:1.3 percent of Pandoskans die from Acts of God while most die as a result of disappearing.

Now that’s what I call religious nut heads :) No offense.

Jaxikistan

TNPV XV

I would also like to take this opportunity to thank everybody who has upvoted the TNPV XV dispatch.

It got an award, all thanks to you! :D

Thank you!


Literary Awards, Volume 28


Welcome to the 28th volume of The North Pacific Literary Awards! Volume 28 covers the period between 2021-02-15 and 2021-03-15, and recognizes the literary excellence of the nations of The North Pacific (TNP), as expressed through posting on TNP's RMB and publishing dispatches.

There are gold, silver, and bronze medals, as well as honorable mentions, in seven categories:

The Delegate, Gameside Advocates, and the regional nation are excluded from all awards. Full statistics for all categories are available Linkhere.

Conversationalist Awards

These awards go to the nations that made the most RMB posts during the period covered by this award volume.


Conversationalist Awards

Amestris and freedonia

2241

Rising sakura

899

Tameside

833

Xeosia later

780

Ethnon

748

Southcarolina

731

The cascadian bioregion

700

Aerilia

686

Cereskia

572

Pinguioris

565

Collector Awards

These awards go to the nations that received the most likes for their RMB posts during the period covered by this award volume.


Collector Awards

Aerilia

1775

Ethnon

1708

The cascadian bioregion

1462

Rising sakura

1118

Amestris and freedonia

937

Tameside

762

Kastonvia

686

Xeosia later

677

Democatic Donkeys

629

Cereskia

616

Trendsetter Awards

These awards go to the nations that received the most likes per RMB post on average during the period covered by this award volume.


Trendsetter Awards

Destructive Government Endorsing System

10

Vallia and vaigaland

7

Lezernia

6

Gorundu

5

Nimarya

4.96

1st slagenseterian expeditionary force

4.5

New Trisone

4.5

Zemnaya Svoboda

4.5

Bobberino

4.33

Austro-hungarian slavia

4

Publicist Awards

These awards go to the nations that published the most new dispatches during the period covered by this award volume.


Publicist Awards

Amestris and freedonia

12

Orogonia

10

Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa

10

Capablanca

9

Yaretenak

9

Kanpekina shima

8

Cowbridge

7

Imperial american patriots

7

Mon Island

7

Pakeiya

7

High-roller Awards

These awards go to the nations that received the most upvotes for their dispatches during the period covered by this award volume.


High-roller Awards

Valentine Z

47

Ethnon

44

Panama Coalition

38

Gothgraff and Lilium

33

Cowbridge

18

Orogonia

16

Cereskia

15

Southcarolina

13

Tameside

13

Amestris and freedonia

12

Bestseller Awards

These awards go to the nations that received the most upvotes per dispatch on average during the period covered by this award volume.


Bestseller Awards

Valentine Z

47

Ethnon

22

Cokoland in tnp

8

Panama Coalition

7.6

Gothgraff and Lilium

6.6

Southcarolina

6.5

East supple lund

5

Defense for the world assembly

4

The jeong dynasty

3.33

Cereskia

3

Spotlight Awards

These awards go to the nations that posted the dispatches with the most individual upvotes during the period covered by this award volume.

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Pandoska wrote:1.3 percent of Pandoskans die from Acts of God while most die as a result of disappearing.

7.3% of my population die from acts of god

Lemsrow wrote:Now that’s what I call religious nut heads :) No offense.

That’s practically a compliment for the 37th most religious nation in the region.

Jaxikistan wrote:But look at that economic output! Here for a good time not a long time.

The all-consuming Lemsrowian economy, worth 37.6 trillion.

Not good enough boi.

East supple lund

Jaxikistan wrote:7.3% of my population die from acts of god

I used to have a sizable part of my population die from bungee jumping accidents O_o

Pandoska wrote:1.3 percent of Pandoskans die from Acts of God while most die as a result of disappearing.

12% of my pops disappear in the wilderness. So they might die from a Lemsrondian Wandering Spider.

East supple lund wrote:I used to have a sizable part of my population die from bungee jumping accidents O_o

Lemsrow wrote:12% of my pops disappear in the wilderness. So they might die from a Lemsrondian Wandering Spider.

16% of deaths: Lost in the wilderness
1% of deaths: Beaver attacks
83% of deaths: Old age
None of these are from crime. Am a very good country with no criminals.

East supple lund and Pinguioris

Jaxikistan wrote:7.3% of my population die from acts of god

While the rest die from cancer and cardiovascular disease.

*Looks at obesity and health rank.*

Yeah cheaks out.

Jaxikistan

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