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Post by Federation of sarawak suppressed by The Universe World.

Federation of sarawak

Gaming Town

Hi

Hello,

I am taking the liberty of contacting you first, you allies with whom we have an embassy.
The purpose of my intervention is the following: I see that many regions have their own role-play, but I think it's a pity that there are so many small RPs. That's why I want to create a large inter-regional RP, which I officially invite you to. Concretely, it would be an RMB connected to your region by an embassy. In our region we have several members with interesting geopolitical skills. Let me know if you are interested.

Sincerely,

France Europe
Minister of Foreing Affairs of Liberty Democratic Alliance

What's happening in your favourite quiet embassy? Well, turns out a lot.
All the latest stuff from the United Essentan nations!

A music poll? Hmm...

UEN Newspixels #2

by The united essentan nations

The UEN Newspixel

April 3, 2021


Yeark Da Shark Takes UEN Newspixels headquarters!

Earlier today, Yeark Da Shark strategically seized the headquarters of The UEN Newspixel with cunning tactics. He barged in and T-posed to assert dominance. His demands are as follows: "Give I buffet now!". As you can see, this is clearly inhumane and poses a massive threat to the nation. A team of elite monkeys were sent in to neutralise this threat. They came out with bananas moments later, clearly happy horrified and traumatised for life. The government was forced to negotiate with the terrorist over a Zoom meeting call. The conversation went as follows:

Diplomat: We can't give you what you demand, but we can give you one strip of bacon.
Yeark: Two strips.
Diplomat: You've gone too far! We can't do that!
Yeark: Nowwww.
Diplomant: Never!
Yeark: Or else.
Diplomat: Do your worst!
Yeark: I will seize a spinny chair.
Diplomat: You wouldn't dare!
Yeark: I taking it.
Diplomat: Alright! We give in! Two strips of bacon it is fatty!
Yeark: Apologise or spinny chair gets it.
Diplomat: Sowwy.
Yeark: Properly.
Diplomat: Noe.

This went on for a few hours and remains unresolved. We will keep you updated as the situation develops. How are we sending this if Yeark has seized our HQ? Uhh...FAST LOOK AN ALIEN! *Running*

People missing

Several people in the region have gone missing, but not because of Yeark, that's another list. All of these people that have gone missing did so following a message telling them that they missed their Spanish lesson from an owl called "Duolingo" and occasionally a message warning them of a "Duolingo" breaking through the back door. Inside a building marked "Duolingo Punishment Building", the words "Scream for help in Spanish" could be heard followed by screaming in a foreign language, but nobody could understand it, so nobody cares. There are no current leads for who could or would do this. The only statement the police could give was "This person must be stopped, and we are putting our full effort in, there are definitely no clues or leads, we've been through everything.".

Attack of the wacky inflatable tube man

A man has been assaulted by an inflatable tube man on a windy day. He says that he was walking down the street past the 'Overpriced Second Hand Cars' store when a wacky inflatable tube man hit him. The man tried to counterattack but the tube man dodged the attack and tackled the man to the ground with the immense force equivalent to an air conditioner. The man attempted to call police but the tube man knocked it out of his hand and went into a frenzy of dangerous waving. Onlookers attempted to restrain the maniac but he leaned back and charged into them, sending the crowd all the way a couple centimetres to the ground. It was clear that this menace should not be messed with. Police were called onto the scene and tackled the tube man and had to resort to tasering the inflatable tube man, but this didn't even work, the police had to fire some bullets into him after which he deflated. He is now in police custody. His reasons for attack are unknown, but he is being sued for aggravated assault. The victim of the attack says he is traumatised and may never recover. We will keep you updated on the lawsuit as it progresses.

Read dispatch

Hello! I just joined Nationstates recently and would love to learn about this region!

Pizza is Good? Vote in Unieae Poll!

page=poll/p=171925

Suissen wrote:Pizza is Good? Vote in Unieae Poll!

page=poll/p=171925

Fixed Link: region=unieae#poll

pizza's amazing

Greetings!

The Consortium is planning a move to Global Union Consortium. Whilst not strictly decided, it would be best for embassies to also be established there as well, to ensure a seamless transfer should it be required. Should it not be, the region will likely be deleted, so you don't need to worry about clutter.

Thank you for your support!

KC / Novum Orientis
Founder & Delegate

Chancellor-President

Hello, after suissen is banned from here because he close embassies in newlandian union bc we trying do do a rescue operation we need close embassies, i think.

Rest In Peace to the honorable HRH Philip Mountbatten, Prince Consort of the United Kingdom, Husband of Queen Elizabeth II, and Duke of Edinburgh (He was forced to abdicate some of his titles, which were Prince of Denmark, and Prince of Greece). God Save The Queen. 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Paperino and The empire of ebrahimistan

HI GUYS

hi guys im new to this game

*a spring breeze blows in gently~ 🌸As some cherry blossom petals settle on the ground the visitor speaks*

Greetings dear friends and allies, I hope you all had a good weekend!!😄Just dropping by to check in and say hello, hope all the nations and pinocchios* are doing well. We'll be ramping up things in our region soon so don't hesitate to drop by sometime!
Currently our diplomatic survey on Which pie is the most popular in your country? will finish this week so be sure to register your vote by then! 😋
🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧
In the meantime, please stay safe and healthy wherever you are! 😷

Warm Regards,

Carl Barks🦆

P.s Pinocchio is Lewisham slang for 'puppets'

*helicopter noises as a 5-tailed human-fox hybrid with golden-brown fur flies in* Greeting, Great Universe! I am YellowStarGaming, also known as Ysg hermitcraft and Ysghc2, representative for Starfall Alliance, and local kitsune. We greatly appreciate your request for an Embassy, and we will be glad to be political allies.

Yellowstargaming wrote:*helicopter noises as a 5-tailed human-fox hybrid with golden-brown fur flies in* Greeting, Great Universe! I am YellowStarGaming, also known as Ysg hermitcraft and Ysghc2, representative for Starfall Alliance, and local kitsune. We greatly appreciate your request for an Embassy, and we will be glad to be political allies.

HERMITCRAFT????????????????
YOU LIKE HERMITCRAFT TOO?????

Northern water tribes wrote:HERMITCRAFT????????????????
YOU LIKE HERMITCRAFT TOO?????

yes...? but YSG Hermitcraft is my Bedrock version of the Hermitcraft server you're thinking about. you seem to have missed the fact that I am a KITSUNE

Yellowstargaming wrote:yes...? but YSG Hermitcraft is my Bedrock version of the Hermitcraft server you're thinking about. you seem to have missed the fact that I am a KITSUNE

wth is a kitsune?

Northern water tribes wrote:wth is a kitsune?

a human-fox ybrid with fox ears, multiple fox tails and the ability to turn into a fox.

Yellowstargaming wrote:a human-fox ybrid with fox ears, multiple fox tails and the ability to turn into a fox.

So Fundy and Starfox, now i get it.

Northern water tribes wrote:So Fundy and Starfox, now i get it.

basically yeh. also, speaking of Fundy, I'm using his skin on Bedrock Edition, thats how much of a fan i am!

Yellowstargaming wrote:basically yeh. also, speaking of Fundy, I'm using his skin on Bedrock Edition, thats how much of a fan i am!

Noice.

Federation of sarawak wrote:*la supperso message*

GET DUNKED

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