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Ancolian News
Glen Roberts, in Altaly, April 19, 2021
President Joe Neilon made yet another Press Conference today. Some of the questions, that are important, has been recorded today.
Question: "Mr. President, what will be your response to Vyarnousians rioting on the east border today?"
President's Answer: "I can tell you that the riots in the border cannot hurt any of Ancolians there for the very reason that the wall is too tall, about 20 feet as you may know, and we have military troops positioned in the border. So, I have said, help and hope are here already, so there is no need to worry. Harold from Dog News"
Question: "Mr. President, do we have a response from Vyarnous according to the sending of the military into the border?"
President's Answer: [looked down and laugh] "What a very excellent question from you, and it just reminded me their response to our message, and it was pretty funny, I can tell you. They responded that we are going to attack but [giggles] I told them that we will not. That's the truth and they were quite good at hiding it. Anyways, I have said we want a continuation of peace therefore we will not attack. I'll say it again and again, We Will Not Attack...Alice from ABC."
Question: "Mr. President, do you think this spreading of misconceptions of Vyarnous into its country will pose a threat to us, and also since it's a neighbor to our country?"
President's Answer: "An excellent question from you. With that, we are still sure that we are in a safe position with a large border patrol on that border. So, there is no need to panic. If they would attack, as they have thought we will do, we shall counter-attack. We still have a large force even if we would lack manpower. We would also like to develop foreign relations with Jadotland considering if an attack happens to them or to us. Anyways, their misconceptions are to them not to us. As long as we know the truth and hold near and dear to it, we'll accomplish many things. Gerald from ABS News."
Question: "Mr. President, my question would be different from the subject matter, but with regards to foreign relations, when will the Reagan Plan be given to our fellow country, Denolia and will we start a better foreign policy with them?"
President's Answer: "Thank you for that wonderful question. First of all, the Reagan Recovery Plan will be given with the approval of Congress, and today, I am happy to say that the House of Representatives approved our nation's plan in helping their country (a 242-193 vote of the House). So, as of now, we are just waiting for the Senate's approval on the plan. Second, we will be establishing embassies with Denolia, building economic alliances, trade deals, and others, and that's a good start with our foreign relations. Tomorrow, we are invited for a State Visit in the Union and we are happily accepting to be part of the invitation. We would also be happy to invite them here in [the White House] to continuously establish relations with them. How about another from NNN, Alex."
Question: "Mr. President, Kiamai has had a suspicion from Vyarnous that they are the ones who sent Pirate Ships in the Yalagch Gulf, stating in one of the questions that the Pirate Ships "in the Northern area of the Ocean while traveling to Arstotska, which was still kind of close to the nation", do you think we should intervene in the ships that are being sent there and will that pose a threat?"
President's Answer: "So as what you've said, it's a 'suspicion' but if it is real and true, we will find ways to find how it is, but I don't think that it is real and it's nothing to be worried about. This will not also impose any threat to us and our country, I can assure you of that. Thank you."
Alice Velmont, in Feroda, April 19, 2021
Former President Bump disagrees with President Neilon's decision not to attack Vyarnous. Bump said that "It's a disgrace for our country. He doing very poorly in the safety of everyone." He also made a statement about the country's obvious spread of misconceptions. Bump said, "They keep saying that was fake news but that doesn't seem to be right...We're the ones who's spreading fake news they just don't want to say that." At this time, a few people believed in him, most sees President Neilon's action as for the good of the people.
Doctors Orvos and Denolia
Firstly, the Council would like to apologize for its oversight. Please send a delegation to the Norwegian capital as soon as possible to take your rightful place amongst the members of the peace talks. Again, the council apologizes for your omission and hopes that this event will not affect events in the future where we may seek your cooperation in the interest of world peace.
However, we are appalled that the leaders of Gabeopolis feel that it is necessary to accuse us of blackmail and offer an ultimatum in order to gain our attention and cooperation. We had no reason to force Prince Haakon to do anything - the population was, and still is on our side and the defending forces were no match for the strength of Thespasia. However, to try to sneak into the Norwegian royal palace would have been suicide - unless we had assistance from the royals themselves. As a "independant and highly intelligent nation", I hope you can see that it would've been impossible for the extraction mission to have succeeded without the assistance of Prince Haakon - assistance that we secured prior to planning the mission. The rest of the royal family is safe in the city of Argolis since they wished to remain close to their homeland but out of danger. However, since you share our concern for them but mistrust our capability to guarantee their safety, we request the assistance of Tyuleniy. We ask that you look after the Royal Family for the time being, before they can return to their own country. Should you accept our request, the family will be escorted to a location of your choice by a group of Thespasia's finest FANG agents, who will immediately leave your country's borders after their mission is complete.
Furthermore, we regret that we were unable to stop the suicide of the late king. However, to suggest that FANG agents had a hand in assassinating him is to sully the name of Thespasia's finest soldiers - men and women who honorably fight with their words and their fists to accomplish the goals of our great country. Having the king stand by our side would have strengthened our position in Norway. If your wild accusations of imperialism were true, then it would have made sense for us to keep an eye on him to ensure that he survives and that he would cooperate. Therefore, his tragic death is proof that either the FANG agents on that mission were incapable of handling themselves (which is untrue), or that your accusation is baseless and inaccurate. We hope you will see the wisdom in revoking this statement and issuing an apology as soon as possible.
However, due to our respect for Gabeopolis, we have decided to withdraw ALL aircraft (except for reconnaissance aircraft) back to Thespian borders. Moreover, 50% of the occupying force will be withdrawn, while the remaining soldiers will withdraw from cities and major population centers. However, a small number of FANG agents will remain in Oslo to accompany and escort our diplomats. Furthermore, ALL ships currently in or heading towards Norway will leave Norway's maritime borders. We hope that this makes it clear that our intentions are peaceful and that our military is not being used to coerce or intimidate the local population to force a particular outcome in the upcoming polls.
We do request however, that you join our ongoing project to ensure that a fair referendum occurs in Norway rather than conducting one of your own. We ask that you join the ranks of the Thespians, Norwegians and Westfallians already doing the work necessary to prepare for this important event. Gabeopolisian diplomats and administrative staff will be given full access to whatever resources they need to help us in this effort. As per your request, an option to unify with Germany will be added. Please note that due to the complex nature of this issue, we are conducting a poll that will give results for particular regions, not one single result for the entire country. Thus, the island may not be united under a single country after the resolution of this war.
Cellesania Jornal Nacional - Edicao Curta
Is social media harmful?
Recently, the Ministry of Health has published reports
showing an alarming increase in obesity rates
among teenagers. The report noted that
73.21% of teenagers questioned about their
ways of spending free time answered
that they mostly use the social network Whiteboard.
The report has prompted the Governo to
propose a bill to ban Whiteboard from Cellesania,
but as of now, it has not yet been passed.
Current exchange rate
The current exchange rate is 1 NCU = 2,17 Cellesanian bells.
Direito Autoral 2021, Governo de Cellesania. Todos os direitos reservados.
Conclusion To The Civil War Part I
Tziporah you are finished.
The countryside around is empty.
The farmers all dead.
The workers all dead.
Their children all dead.
The plague owns everything.
Look at the streets.
What are the crowds doing?
Black procession.
They're going to the graves and the fires.
Tziporah is a funeral.
Tziporah is choking with corpses.
Why don't the crowds move?
There are too many corpses.
Graves can't be dug fast enough.
Fires can't burn the corpses fast enough.
The world is glutted.
Death's glutted.
And the piles of corpses rot.
The plague began with the sheep.
It began with the grass.
The grass was suddenly poison.
The air was suddenly stench.
Everywhere cattle are dead in the fields.
Dead in their stalls.
On silent farms, there are bones in cloaks.
Skulls on pillows.
Every ditch stinks of death.
The heat stinks.
The silence stinks.
Everything green has withered.
The hills were cool with the forest.
They're dusty ridges.
Deserts of brittle sticks.
The vine's tendril is white.
It crumbles when you touch it.
They rot and stink too.
There were never any gods.
There's only death.
Alicetopia and Sysaria
As Elizabeth Kane had brought out the new about the actions of Vyarnous, including their propaganda, the citizens were shocked. All of a sudden, the people were yelling "GRINVE ELSBAT! GRINVE ELSBAT!" It is a term that translate to "Hail Elizabeth!" Kane, though massacring the Royalists earlier this year, now had recognised the issue at hand: more than ever, people needed a leader of great power, and Kane was incredibly popular. A vote was determined on whether the Skaristannic Empire would be restored, with Kane as empress. It was a unanimous vote, with Elizabeth III coming out to proclaim "As much as I dislike Royalism, my eyes have been opened. The Empire will be a mixture of the old Skaristannnic Empire and the newer Aliciate. May the Aliciate Skaristannic Empire of Alicetopia stop those who try to stomp out not only us, but those we have allied with!" The crowd cheered, the empire restored, and Elizabeth proclaimed loudly "Skarsten will never fall again!"
Dongerland, Doctors Orvos, and Northern celtic regions
Mikalan Business Comes to Denolia; First Shipment of Tea Departs for Mikal
After 
Denolia opened up Free Trade Zones on their coasts, Mikalan cargo ships began to dock as several companies purchased large shipments of the famed Denolian tea. Millions of NCUs of tea have already been bought from Denolian farmers/companies, and more tea is expected to be bought.
Today, the Finance Minister, Mr. Nikolas Ianovich, said today that "this will provide a gigantic boost to both our economies".
It is expected that more and more Mikalan businesses will now begin weekly shipments of Denolian tea.
Kastagistan and Denolia
Cooking Shows Rise In Popularity Across Kiamai
Recently in Kiamai, a large surge in popularity of Cooking Shows has occurred. These include Cooking Competitions and Restaurant Reviews. As a result, the Restaurant business across the Country has seen tremendous progress.
Coast Guard Captures Pirate Ship
In the War on Piracy, the Imperial Coast Guard has captured the first surrendering Pirate Ship. All Pirates are currently held in Police Custody and are awaiting trial.
The Union of Luchshe Socialist Republics was formed
In the continent of Talvenne, people revolted, formed a Union, a Federation, that will make the continent of Talvenne, and soon the world, a better Communist Utopia! The People's Communist Party led the nation, thus they had power. The Premier was Denisovich Lupin, a mighty warrior and who was exiled in Sparsdan. He returned to help the people revolt and he became the leader. The ULSR is made up of 7 Republics: The Lunnian LFSR, Santanian LSR, Vamoundian LSR, Leizettian LSR, Bophadian LSR, Brumoman LSR, Utican LSR. Our capital is Georgeburg in the Lunnian LFSR. Denisovich Lupin will now take a look at the world, its wondrous and amazing places, our untrustworthy and treacherous enemy.
Glory to Lushche!
Exsorcial and Doctors Orvos
Trans-Diyar Cooperation Pact Born; Now Inviting Nations to Join
Created by the Mikalan nation and Obets, the Trans-Diyar Cooperation Pact (also known as TDCP) is now an official international organization.
The TDCP is an economic, defense, counter-terrorist, and health pact with a goal of semi-unity between nations, to form a larger hub for trade, defense, and overall prosperity.
TDCP Government
The organization is a parliamentary system run by 5 representatives from each member state, as well as a president elected by all of the representatives. The organization as a whole is also divided into 5 departments: The Department of Cooperative Defense, The Department of Cooperative Trade (also known as the Economics Corp.), The Department of Community Health, The Department of Counter-Terrorism, and The Environmental Corp.. Each department is run by a Secretary elected by the members of each department.
Immigration, Trade, Travel, Defense
Between member states, VISA-free travel between TDCP countries allows easy trips in allied nations. This also creates easy immigration to other member states if TDCP citizens wish to do so.
But mainly, the cooperation pact allows for free trade in a large economic hub, as well as an international defense force made up of TDCP member states.
Questions & Requirements:
Requirements:
1. Nations must not currently be at war with another nation.
2. When joining, member nations must note which departments of the TDCP they wish to be involved in (this can be changed at any time).
Questions:
To answer any questions for nations wishing to join, the founding members of the pact had reporters ask questions about the organization.
Reporter: Alright. Let's begin. So, you mentioned that there is a larger TDCP defense force. Will member states still be allowed to have their own armies?
TDCP Representative: Yes, of course. This applies to the rest of the departments as well. Nations can keep their own armies, independent economies, and health/social policy as well. The pact obviously allows members to be their own independent nations with their own opinions and policies. It wouldn't be called a cooperation pact if we were trying to create one giant nation or something.
Reporter: Ok. I thought so. Another question for you- what if members go to war at some point.
TDCP Representative: As noted before in the announcement, if a member nation is at war, all TDCP members will defend any attacks as a combined military force, though hopefully a situation will never come to that. The main importance of the defense forces and the Department of Cooperative Defense is to stop member states from being attacked or threatened by larger powers, and an alliance made up of several member nations will stop hostile countries from terrorizing others.
Reporter: Thanks. That's all the questions we had.
*Interview ends*
Currently, there are 4 TDCP members- The Mikalan Empire, Obets, Tetoban, and Kastagistan. With the organization now completely made, nations are being invited to join.
The TDCP now invites the nations of Denolia, Tyuleniy, and Tabeldata to join if they wish. They will then go through the application process if they accept the invitation.
This has been an Announcement by the Trans-Diyar Cooperation Pact.
Europan Union, Kastagistan, Obets, Tabeldata, and 1 otherDenolia
Celtic Nations Cup Results
Scotland V Cornwall
0, Match starts
12, Cornwall player Nigel Woods is tackled by Scott Andrews and gets a severe ligament tear and has to be taken off the pitch and is replaced by Liam Duncan. Andrews is also given a yellow card.
24, Scott Andrews scores a goal from heading the ball after a corner kick.
45, First half ends 1-0 to Scotland
45, Second half kicks off
57, A controversial goal for Cornwall by Paddy Leary resulted in a brawl between the two sides. At the end two players one for each side were given red cards and sent off the pitch. 1-1.
83, Scotland striker Darren Flecher scores a goal from dribbling past two defenders before chipping the ball over the Cornwall goalkeepers. 2-1!
90, Game ends 2-1 to Scotland
Brittany V Wales
0, Game begins
17, Britton striker Joseph Tiburgeton scores a free kick.
31, Joseph Tiburgeton Scores again.
34, Welsh striker David Kelly scores from a shot from outside the penalty area.
41, Britton defender Emanuel Gonto receives a yellow card after swearing at the referee.
45, First half ends
45, Second half ends
54, Joseph Tiburgeton scores again! Its a hatrick! 3-1 to Brittany
90, Game ends
Thats all have a good day
Doctors Orvos and United forces of chernobyl
CHARACTER RP RECAP
OOC: (Join the Character RP Discord for a slice of the action)
Today, at 10:07 local time, Valen Iden International Airport was attacked by disguised soldiers from Republic of arstotska puppet. The soldiers were equipped with heavy ballistic armor of the highest grade and several heavy weapons. These soldiers managed to kill or injure over 550 persons in the attack. Citizens from Valid as well as citizens of the following nations were reported as casualties: Tyuleniy, United forces of chernobyl, Thespasia, Northern celtic regions, Gabeopolis, and Lovecraftopolis puppet.
Queen of the Crusade, Yvette Skiorski, has officially declared war on the nation of Republic of arstotska puppet for it's horrendous, unforgiveable actions.
Doctors Orvos, Lovecraftopolis puppet, and Kastagistan
OOC: See our dispatch (which is by no means completed)
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In order to join, you also must be a democracy
Weatherwand Relations
Although being an awful day, one good thing came out of it, which was the establishing of a Weatherwand Embassy in Kiamai. This is a hopeful start to a long friendship.
Expedition into Befasia
Wanting to expand their influence, the Kiamaian Marines have looked towards Befasia and their lack of exploration. The Navy and Marines have agreed to launch an expedition before anyone else can.
Republic of arstotska puppet: Condemnation
As the Empress was meeting with her advisors and new Prime Minister Alice Brown, Empress Molly had gotten word of an Arstotskan attack on Valid. She made the following statement:
“Citizens of this Country, it has come to my attention that Arstotska has done a brutal attack on Valid. We, as a nation, cannot morally be any type of ally with Arstotska. Therefore, I am closing off any diplomatic ties with Arstotska until further notice. This country will remain neutral in the Valid-Arstotska War as well.”
Belfasia Exploration
The Nation of Arstotska sends Aircraft and Ships from the Arstotskan Navy to the Continent of Belfasia to begin exploration and looking to spread influence.
Northern celtic regions Update
Speech from Bill O'Rellan
Response to this disgusting nation!
Bill O'Rellan gave a response to this speech.
O'Rellan walked in front of the camera's streaming the speech to live TV
"Hello Celts Orvosians Jadots Crusaders and wherever you may be in this world. I hope you are having a good day. Unlike the families of the murdered in Valid. May god have mercy on their souls and welcome them into the kingdom of heaven, but that is not why I am here today. No I come here to discuss Vyarnous and their disgusting regime, their myth filled propoganda their ideology they way they view other nations and their people. I herby denounce Vyarnous! And! I herby denounce Arstotska! I will not tolerate this behaviour these f**!" The curse was bleeped out "War criminals infecting the earth it's so bloody heart wrenching to know that people have to live in that!" O'Rellan paused for a moment to catch his breath "I swear if any of these nations attack any! Innocent nation I swear to god! Every solider in the Celtic army, every tank every bomber will be used to bring hellfire down upon you! And every Celtic man woman and child will wish that you will burn in hell! I call all on every nation to crumble these parasitises with trade embargos even sacrifice your own peoples lives if necessary! To make our future generations live a better life!" O'Rellan walked back into his house and all viewers across the nation erupted into a nationwide war call that lasted for minutes.
Thats all have a good day!
Base Established on Befasia
With the expedition going well, the Imperial Marines have established a secure base on Befasia, complete with a place for planes and helicopters to land. Newly Appointed Prime Minister Alice Brown stated on the matter “Prime Minister David would’ve been proud.”
Continued spat with Thespasia?
Gabeopolis has declined to join the “ongoing” referendum, which began preparation a full day after the Gabeopolisian referendum was begun. This is to ensure that all Norwegians can gain stability as soon as possible, and help to prevent Norway falling into anarchy. If what Thespasia says is true, the Gabeopolisian referendum will inevitably show that. Furthermore, the entire purpose of the Gabeopolisian referendum is to allow all Norwegian regions to make a choice of their own, free from the potential corruption from a Thespian or Westfallian referendum.
Once again, if Thespasia, or any other nation, chooses not to respect the choices of the Norwegian people, they will face consequences.
Orvosian Scientists Have Released New Anti-Toxin For Botulinum Strand
Recently, a joint Sysarian and Orvosian(
Doctors Orvos) effort to find a remedy to the newfound strand of Clostridium Botulinum first discovered in Sysaria about 2 months ago. Since then, it has managed to infect a considerable amount of people in multiple nations around the globe, most notably in Sysaria and Dongerland. However, we(the Sysarian Government) are very pleased to announce that Orvos has released a new Anti-Toxin called Exodus-D. The antitoxin has commenced production in Orvos and Sysaria and will be shipping out to countries like Dongerland in a matter of days from now. We cannot thank the Orvosian Scientists more for their contribution to this fight to immunize our populations against this dangerous pathogen.
Sysaria Mandates Ceasefire In Dongerland Civil War
Due to massive causalties caused by the aforementioned bacterium, Sysaria has decided to mandate a stalemate between all sides of the war. The Monarchy in-exile had completely collapsed due a decisive war effort made by BLAD. The Palatinate Government then joined the fight to defeat BLAD, but anti-war protests across the territory caused a crisis; which caused the government to pull out of the war. While the Palatinate's managed to defeat the OTIP terrorists, BLAD managed to prevail and took a substantial portion of the Palatinate Government's territory. However, Mr. Nimrod was then assassinated by one of his close associates. As a result, BLAD faced a power crisis and huge unrest due to the amount of civilians who were dying to severe cases of Botulism. Because of all of this, Sysaria will force the war into military stalemate. Furthermore, a partition of the country will ensue; dividing the nation into three parts: The West Island Republic, which the majority of Dongerland's Islamic Tyulenistani(Tyuleniy) population lives. Then, Greater Dongerland will be formed; which is comprised of the mainland excluding the Horn of Steel. This is where the majority of ethnic Dongerlandians live and is mostly Catholic, Jewish or atheist. Finally, Lesser Dongerland will also be formed; which is comprised of The Horn of Steel, the East Island and Dongerlandian Storveld(What use to be Oimatsu) and is mostly Islamic with a huge population of Sysarians and Arabs.
Stay tuned and thanks for listening!
Sysaria News.
Map of the partition: https://imgur.com/KCJlAk0(Thanks to Dongerland for giving me this map)
Doctors Orvos, Tyuleniy, and Denolia
A FUN EXPERIENCE
This morning a funny video of the Kastagistan research team appeared in which you can see some penguins from the arctic area of Befasia where they have entered the Kastagistan research base to "greet" the scientists who are confused and with a fishy smell they let them in, even a penguin got on the bed of one of the scientists, everyone laughed and some took pictures with the penguins
THE JOINT SPACE AGENCY IS CREATED
A new joint space branch was created that will fully serve the Trans-Diya Cooperation Pact, with the support of:
-The Republic of the Mikalan Empire
-The left democracy of Obets
The Commonwealth of Tetoban
Kastagistan's next goal is to encourage member states to develop their space industry
Ancolia News
A State Visit
George Tallahassee in Aldersten, April 20, 2021
The President and the First Lady Arrived on Aldersten at 9:12 AM, Today. As you can see, a lot of supports, positive remarks were given to the President on his arrival. The President shook hands with Chancellor Wilton Gregor and they seemed to be happy chatting at the moment.
And now, they seem to be going to the venue, and still, a lot of waves of support were coming for the President. It looks like the president is coming to one of the reporters here and there asking him some questions about his foreign policies. Now, they're entering the venue.
After a series of numbers, Chancellor Gregor and President Neilon are about to make their speeches. President Neilon's speech can be found here. After that, they are now talking about some serious business, their policies, alliances, the Vyarnous-US border wall, the economic recovery of Denolia, and many other subjects. The President was said to leave tomorrow since they are still meeting about those serious businesses I have said previously.
It's A Yea For Me
Glen Roberts, in Torsney DA, April 20, 2021
Congress, Senate, finally with a 72-12 vote just this day as the President went to Denolia. It's another excellent day and the House Speaker, Nancy Herosi-Ralph, is making her speech with accordance to this:
"Indeed, this is another wonderful day as the Senate passed the Reagan Plan. With this, we will continue to develop a relationship with a foreign country. May this strengthen the ties with this fellow country in the South. Not like what the former president did, that he destroyed our relations with other countries for he said that they "will betray us in the future", but no, he is wrong, and he shall be wrong for we shall show the right attitude to them and they will do likewise. Thank You!"
Alice Velmont in Rajaye, April 20, 2021
Today, Vice President Camala Res said that she wants to send the military troops in Rajaye to move back. "We have seen many events happened when we put the troops in Rajaye...We have decided, the President as well, to move the troops back...We continue to ensure that Vyarnous will not attack and our options now changed and with this, we may decrease the tensions...Thank you."
That was a statement from a Press Briefing of Vice President Res today, and she thinks that the best decision to decrease tension is by sending troops back.
Let's Be Friends?
Daniel Froscow, in Torsney DA, April 20, 2021
Vice President said in her Press Briefing today that the President would like to work with Jadotland and Novostia as they also border Vyarnous, and the President would like to fix relations with those countries as well. The President would also start his Andere Tour before his second inauguration on May 7, 2021. That may be able to happen when those nations confirm his visit to their nations.
On the other side, a country was formed. Namely, the Union of Lushche Socialist Republics and maybe another problem for the country. Maybe.
Tabeldata accepts
After careful deliberation, the tabeldatan president deliberating with the people's representative council formally applies to the Trans-Diyar Cooperation Pact. Tabeldata would like to participate in all 5 departments, except the The Department of Cooperative Defense, noting sovereignty as a problem and fundamentally not in line with the country's policy of free and active.
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