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Federation of sarawak wrote:I think I'll be fine as long as I still play the game. I guess i'll just laugh at their utter incompetence instead, thanks for the suggestion.

Also, be sure that you deny the Delegate position any Regional Officer permissions.

Demonos, Federation of sarawak, Lower Slobbovia, and Jacrovnia

Post self-deleted by Demonos.

Embassy Report for 04-02-2021 Minor
Embassies Before Update: 1819
Embassies After Update: 1838
The number creeps up, approaching 2000... but when will it get there?

Embassy Report for 04-02-2021 Major
Embassies Before Update: 1838
Embassies After Update: 1846
Hey look, I can finally post from this nation! Don't worry, just because I can doesn't mean I will. All future reports will come from the Jacrovnia account, I promise.

Reminated republic, Lower Slobbovia, Catherine Louise Marie Ernestine Freneau, and Jacrovnia

The best NS poll in all human recorded history is on going,vote today!

page=poll/p=171620

^ Pizza toppings..

Demonos wrote:Not really. The Principality believes the right person acquired Best Nation of The Embassy. Congratulations. That's one Hell of a dance.

Why Thank You. I do put my heart and soul into my dancing.

Demonos, Lower Slobbovia, and Jacrovnia

Jacrovnia wrote:Embassy Report for 04-01-2021 Minor
Embassies Before Update: 1783
Embassies After Update: 1806
We just passed 1800, and that's no joke!

ayo, my bet was right

Embassy Report for 04-03-2021 Minor
Embassies Before Update: 1846
Embassies After Update: 1863
Another update, another 17 embassies!

BrightonBurg wrote:The best NS poll in all human recorded history is on going,vote today!

page=poll/p=171620

^ Pizza toppings..

if almighty meat combo doesn't win I will riot

Post self-deleted by Harkagrad.

What's happening in your favourite quiet embassy? Well, turns out a lot.
All the latest stuff from the United Essentan nations!

A music poll? Hmm...

UEN Newspixels #2

by The united essentan nations

The UEN Newspixel

April 3, 2021


Yeark Da Shark Takes UEN Newspixels headquarters!

Earlier today, Yeark Da Shark strategically seized the headquarters of The UEN Newspixel with cunning tactics. He barged in and T-posed to assert dominance. His demands are as follows: "Give I buffet now!". As you can see, this is clearly inhumane and poses a massive threat to the nation. A team of elite monkeys were sent in to neutralise this threat. They came out with bananas moments later, clearly happy horrified and traumatised for life. The government was forced to negotiate with the terrorist over a Zoom meeting call. The conversation went as follows:

Diplomat: We can't give you what you demand, but we can give you one strip of bacon.
Yeark: Two strips.
Diplomat: You've gone too far! We can't do that!
Yeark: Nowwww.
Diplomant: Never!
Yeark: Or else.
Diplomat: Do your worst!
Yeark: I will seize a spinny chair.
Diplomat: You wouldn't dare!
Yeark: I taking it.
Diplomat: Alright! We give in! Two strips of bacon it is fatty!
Yeark: Apologise or spinny chair gets it.
Diplomat: Sowwy.
Yeark: Properly.
Diplomat: Noe.

This went on for a few hours and remains unresolved. We will keep you updated as the situation develops. How are we sending this if Yeark has seized our HQ? Uhh...FAST LOOK AN ALIEN! *Running*

People missing

Several people in the region have gone missing, but not because of Yeark, that's another list. All of these people that have gone missing did so following a message telling them that they missed their Spanish lesson from an owl called "Duolingo" and occasionally a message warning them of a "Duolingo" breaking through the back door. Inside a building marked "Duolingo Punishment Building", the words "Scream for help in Spanish" could be heard followed by screaming in a foreign language, but nobody could understand it, so nobody cares. There are no current leads for who could or would do this. The only statement the police could give was "This person must be stopped, and we are putting our full effort in, there are definitely no clues or leads, we've been through everything.".

Attack of the wacky inflatable tube man

A man has been assaulted by an inflatable tube man on a windy day. He says that he was walking down the street past the 'Overpriced Second Hand Cars' store when a wacky inflatable tube man hit him. The man tried to counterattack but the tube man dodged the attack and tackled the man to the ground with the immense force equivalent to an air conditioner. The man attempted to call police but the tube man knocked it out of his hand and went into a frenzy of dangerous waving. Onlookers attempted to restrain the maniac but he leaned back and charged into them, sending the crowd all the way a couple centimetres to the ground. It was clear that this menace should not be messed with. Police were called onto the scene and tackled the tube man and had to resort to tasering the inflatable tube man, but this didn't even work, the police had to fire some bullets into him after which he deflated. He is now in police custody. His reasons for attack are unknown, but he is being sued for aggravated assault. The victim of the attack says he is traumatised and may never recover. We will keep you updated on the lawsuit as it progresses.

Read dispatch

Owl country wrote:What's happening in your favourite quiet embassy? Well, turns out a lot.
All the latest stuff from the United Essentan nations!

A music poll? Hmm...

UEN Newspixels #2

by The united essentan nations

The UEN Newspixel

April 3, 2021


Yeark Da Shark Takes UEN Newspixels headquarters!

Earlier today, Yeark Da Shark strategically seized the headquarters of The UEN Newspixel with cunning tactics. He barged in and T-posed to assert dominance. His demands are as follows: "Give I buffet now!". As you can see, this is clearly inhumane and poses a massive threat to the nation. A team of elite monkeys were sent in to neutralise this threat. They came out with bananas moments later, clearly happy horrified and traumatised for life. The government was forced to negotiate with the terrorist over a Zoom meeting call. The conversation went as follows:

Diplomat: We can't give you what you demand, but we can give you one strip of bacon.
Yeark: Two strips.
Diplomat: You've gone too far! We can't do that!
Yeark: Nowwww.
Diplomant: Never!
Yeark: Or else.
Diplomat: Do your worst!
Yeark: I will seize a spinny chair.
Diplomat: You wouldn't dare!
Yeark: I taking it.
Diplomat: Alright! We give in! Two strips of bacon it is fatty!
Yeark: Apologise or spinny chair gets it.
Diplomat: Sowwy.
Yeark: Properly.
Diplomat: Noe.

This went on for a few hours and remains unresolved. We will keep you updated as the situation develops. How are we sending this if Yeark has seized our HQ? Uhh...FAST LOOK AN ALIEN! *Running*

People missing

Several people in the region have gone missing, but not because of Yeark, that's another list. All of these people that have gone missing did so following a message telling them that they missed their Spanish lesson from an owl called "Duolingo" and occasionally a message warning them of a "Duolingo" breaking through the back door. Inside a building marked "Duolingo Punishment Building", the words "Scream for help in Spanish" could be heard followed by screaming in a foreign language, but nobody could understand it, so nobody cares. There are no current leads for who could or would do this. The only statement the police could give was "This person must be stopped, and we are putting our full effort in, there are definitely no clues or leads, we've been through everything.".

Attack of the wacky inflatable tube man

A man has been assaulted by an inflatable tube man on a windy day. He says that he was walking down the street past the 'Overpriced Second Hand Cars' store when a wacky inflatable tube man hit him. The man tried to counterattack but the tube man dodged the attack and tackled the man to the ground with the immense force equivalent to an air conditioner. The man attempted to call police but the tube man knocked it out of his hand and went into a frenzy of dangerous waving. Onlookers attempted to restrain the maniac but he leaned back and charged into them, sending the crowd all the way a couple centimetres to the ground. It was clear that this menace should not be messed with. Police were called onto the scene and tackled the tube man and had to resort to tasering the inflatable tube man, but this didn't even work, the police had to fire some bullets into him after which he deflated. He is now in police custody. His reasons for attack are unknown, but he is being sued for aggravated assault. The victim of the attack says he is traumatised and may never recover. We will keep you updated on the lawsuit as it progresses.

Read dispatch

You're a Duolingo themed nation?

Please don't kidnap my family, I have an 899 day streak!

Embassy Report for 04-03-2021 Major
Embassies Before Update: 1863
Embassies After Update: 1878
1900 tomorrow?

Ernest N Cross, Reminated republic, Suissen, Lower Slobbovia, and 2 othersCatherine Louise Marie Ernestine Freneau, and Tackalonia

Jacrovnia wrote:Embassy Report for 04-03-2021 Major
Embassies Before Update: 1863
Embassies After Update: 1878
1900 tomorrow?

Yes tomorrow 1900 embassies

Pizza is Good? Vote in Unieae Poll!

page=poll/p=171925

Suissen wrote:Pizza is Good? Vote in Unieae Poll!

page=poll/p=171925

Fixed Link: region=unieae#poll

Embassy Report for 04-04-2021 Minor
Embassies Before Update: 1878
Embassies After Update: 1888
In Roman numerals, that's an extremely long number! (MDCCCLXXXVIII)

Grandia Sebastia, Reminated republic, Catherine Louise Marie Ernestine Freneau, and Tackalonia

Jacrovnia wrote:Embassy Report for 04-04-2021 Minor
Embassies Before Update: 1878
Embassies After Update: 1888
In Roman numerals, that's an extremely long number! (MDCCCLXXXVIII)

It's 0111 0110 0000 in binary

Jacrovnia

heck yeah, embassy!

Here is a good poll: page=poll/p=171934

Demonos, Sail nation travellers, Catherine Louise Marie Ernestine Freneau, and Jacrovnia

Harkagrad wrote:Here is a good poll: page=poll/p=171934

It's definitely a good poll but I can't vote in it. Try checking the criteria next time.

Splish splash

Alphonzo wrote:It's definitely a good poll but I can't vote in it. Try checking the criteria next time.

We made sure to only allow WA nations to vote, in order to prevent one person voting twice through different nations.

Grandia Sebastia, Sail nation travellers, Catherine Louise Marie Ernestine Freneau, and Jacrovnia

Harkagrad wrote:We made sure to only allow WA nations to vote, in order to prevent one person voting twice through different nations.

I'll check it out from my WA nation then.

Harkagrad wrote:We made sure to only allow WA nations to vote, in order to prevent one person voting twice through different nations.

Smart! Might as well do it on my WA too.

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