The East Pacific Board

Brethren wrote:

Any time, bring your own and eat at your desk if ya want, we're pretty chill about that sort of thing.

(this is, of course, a sinister plot to undermine the work ethic of Good And Pure Normal People, infecting them with laziness and self-indulgence and thus DESTROYING THE WESSSSSSSSSSST)

...
Warps in a Sandwich and consuumes

Brethren wrote:

Any time, bring your own and eat at your desk if ya want, we're pretty chill about that sort of thing.

(this is, of course, a sinister plot to undermine the work ethic of Good And Pure Normal People, infecting them with laziness and self-indulgence and thus DESTROYING THE WESSSSSSSSSSST)

*squint*

ok, so that didn’t say “eat your own desk”

The Remnant of the Enclave wrote:

I will sell a second Enterprise to the scrapyard before I plan to apologize to anyone!

...

Anyways, please hold while I pull out my keychain.

Oh yes, Enterprise got a lot of PTSD when that happened.
I'm pleased to inform you that that scrapyard is now scrap itself.

Anyways, just apologize.
Because I took your keychain.

Brethren wrote:

It is in fact not recommended to eat your own desk. Gastrointestinal splinters, you know.

Bro not letting me eat my own desK is Kapitalist tyranny tho

That's it! WorKers striEK!

Brethren wrote:

It is in fact not recommended to eat your own desk. Gastrointestinal splinters, you know.

from experience, yes i know

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:

what if
This RMB is cake?

The proper spelling is caek you fool.

Peatiktist wrote:

The proper spelling is caek you fool.

What if...
Ek...
is caek...

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:

What if...
Ek...
is caek...

caEK

Brethren wrote:

hmmmm
one way to find out

GATHER THY CAKE KNIVES, COMRADES
TO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARMS!!!!!

Brethren wrote:

caEK

Pulls out Flame Swace with Investigative intent

Peatiktist wrote:

The proper spelling is caek you fool.

Cake is meh. I prefer soft KooKies

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:

What if...
Ek...
is caek...

U Keep not Kapitalizing the K and you'll be turned into gravy

I'm gonna miss this RMB when I eventually forget about NS and my hard work CTEs.