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https://youtu.be/2GXcitwitYE
If you want to watch some good fun about all the Branches of the Armed Forces. Fair warning, not for snowflakes ;)
Stellar Colonies, Shavara, and Dreamersistan
Top comment:
"This is so offensive to the Armed Forces!"
Or in other words...
(someone else post greta, im getting tired of doing it meself)
The Battle for the Levantine Sea
While at first the situation on the seas is rapidly turning towards a crushing Kilkirian victory, what with the Levantine air force almost entirely being within easy picking range, and the Sword Fleet effectively walking into the Interiorem Fleet's shells. While a few subs manage to slip past the endless barrages of depth-charges and torpedoes enabling them to cause serious damage to some of the larger ships. With the Kilkirian air force securing air superiority in the skies, and the Interiorem Fleet continuing to gun down the Sword Fleet, things seemed under control. However this all changes when the Hammer fleet enters.
The Kilkirian fleet was almost caught completely by surprise, with only the Super-Carrier and a few other ships having a few second's warning before the wave of enemy fighters attacked. The attack on the flank had the intended effect, and most all the ships were caught off guard. The five carrier's defense fleets were able to quickly regroup in order to protect the floating airfields. However, this was not met with total success, as the ships were focused on the Hammer fleet, a successful kamikaze attack slammed right through the deck of a carrier, and went right into the munitions. The explosion tore through some of the smaller surrounding ships, effectively taking that entire mini-fleet out of operation. The ships began retreating away from the Hammer fleet, many ships even holding formation thanks to the brilliant and quick command of the renowned Kilkirian Admiral, John Barry. The air force quickly turned around to the new threat, and faced the remaining Hammer fleet pilots in long and brutal dogfights. While the Supercarrier retreated to a safe distance to be able to continue the fight unless any other carriers were taken out of operation. With most of the Sword fleet now at the bottom of the ocean, it was assumed the remaining ships could no longer put up an adequate fight. This however, was the fatal mistake of the Royal Navy. While retreating towards the Sword fleet, a Levantine submarine smashed into the lower decks of a carrier, narrowly missing the munitions, but incapacitating the vessel and later causing it to capsize none the less.
The Embassy
With the helicopters having missiles homed in on them, desperate measures were taken to try and save the diplomats. Four SWAT men, two on each copper, wearing parachutes were able to save the closest people to them. Both the helicopters exploded, killing almost everyone, with even one of the SWAT men with a parachute having been killed. They desperately jumped from the copters, and deployed the chutes. When they touched the ground again, only 3 SWAT men, 3 diplomats, and 1 soldier survived. They landed near a tiny town, where they quickly occupied an empty market. They retreated back as far as they could, and could only pray they would be able to survive long enough to get home.
Stellar Colonies, Wiranath, Danelaw Scandinavia, Levantin, and 1 otherThe death syndicate
It's show a female anime character with slightly exaggerated body parts.
It's not illegal I believe, but it is definitely suggestive.
They didn't send me actual hentai, just ads with thicc anime girls titled "hentai crate".
The weirdest part is that I have never watched or clicked on a single anime or hentai in my entire life.
Stellar Colonies, Danelaw Scandinavia, Dreamersistan, and Gunichatara
Then every other comment:
"We vets give each other the same levels of Sh#t, calm yourself snowflake."
I feel your pain. I see those sexual ads pop up all the time, whenever i make the mistake of using the internet w/o adblockers. It's quite jarring, tbh
Stellar Colonies, Danelaw Scandinavia, Levantin, and Gunichatara
And let's drop this entire topic here before we get into Mod Discretion territory.
Stellar Colonies, Shavara, Danelaw Scandinavia, Dreamersistan, and 2 othersLevantin, and Gunichatara
Post self-deleted by DarKspawnerreich.
Snowflake? SNOWFLAKE!?!?!?
<inhales>
If there's one thing I've learned in the last week with Gretaface, it's that one can be offended by pretty much everything
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Stellar Colonies, Shavara, Wersh, Danelaw Scandinavia, and 2 othersGunichatara, and DarKspawnerreich
I shall commence deleting Google from the simulation.
Stellar Colonies, Shavara, Danelaw Scandinavia, Dreamersistan, and 2 othersVolinovia, and Levantin
Yep. I myself only take offense if you insult me unironically or you bring my momma into it.
You insult my ma and the next thing you see with either be my dad teleporting out of no where to kill you or me asking you to take it back while undoing my belt and making a pair of improvised leather knuckles XD
Yo mama so fat...
<waits for the inevitable greta>
Video unavailable
>->
God damn censorship.
sorry
;-;
Stellar Colonies, Pakitsk, Wersh, Dreamersistan, and 2 othersGunichatara, and DarKspawnerreich
<laughs in Using Hooktube instead of Youtube>
Stellar Colonies, Shavara, Danelaw Scandinavia, and DarKspawnerreich
I'M SICK OF SNOWFLAKES! Never fell once all winter, but shew up all day yesterday. Like some sick April fools joke, falling leisurely.
Stellar Colonies, Shavara, and DarKspawnerreich
Joseph nods along. "Let's get one thing out of the way first, the Legion aren't demons. At least in the traditional sense. They're...how do I say? Aliens. Yeah, they're practically aliens. The legion and many other abominations I've encountered all come from the same place. The same monster. Damān, the Forsaken One. A being from space itself."
Stellar Colonies, Shavara, Danelaw Scandinavia, and Dreamersistan
Even here you're a kinda employee...
"I'm not saying it's aliens..."
Stellar Colonies, Shavara, and DarKspawnerreich
"Aliens..." Father Juárez repeats from Joseph. "If they're not demons, why did it get hurt by holy water and my exorcist chantings?"
*winks*
I know anything coming out of your mouth is in good taste, so I really don't care lol
Here, try this link:
https://youtu.be/66xxOCD1EGo
Stellar Colonies, Shavara, Dreamersistan, and DarKspawnerreich
Where did fraxhemark go? (Wonders out loud)
Stellar Colonies, Pakitsk, and Wiranath
Frax left due to IRL stuff.
Stellar Colonies, Pakitsk, and Las anod
It works!
It's funny, even though I'm continuing.
Oh yeah!?!?!?!?
<Spits a disgusting cocktail made out of spider-venom, Vegemite and [i]essence of broccoli in you face!>
YUCK! I actually made a Greta-face IRL when I imagined that by mistake : )
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Stellar Colonies, Shavara, Wersh, and DarKspawnerreich
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