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Peatiktist wrote:"Yes."

Well take a wild guess who is on the other side of this cover we are behind.

Levantin wrote:Hard doesn't mean impossible, and my ships are pretty well built too

Yeah my Destroyers though got the brunt of the fire that's why they sunk the most so far.

Levantin wrote:

Tonight, on 69 Minutes, Aivintis has scored an exclusive interview with the spokesperson of our Lizard Overlords, and has secured an official statement on the Novel Coronavirus outbreak known as COVID-19.

"So Szeethlitheth."

"Yes, Aivintis?"

"What are our Lizard Overlords' official statement on COVID-19?"

"Our official stance is apologetic. In essence, we're sorry. To be perfectly honest with you, Aivintis, these past three months have just been a new type of aggressive experiment. We just wanted to see what you would do."

"So what does that mean for us moving forward?"

"Well, the Illuminati— the government of the Lizard People— have been discussing resetting the simulation to 2015, and that seems to be gaining a lot of support."

"Are there any other options?"

"Some Illuminati are discussing continuing on, but that's not going to get approved by the Executives. They just won't stand for it."

"So when do you think the simulation will be reset?"

"At the earliest? April 1st. At the latest, I would say June."

"This will be a full reset?"

"Yes. Everything that happened starting January 1st onwards will have not happened. It will be a blank slate."

"So Kobe will still be alive?"

"Yes. Kobe Bryant will still be alive. When he died, that sort of brutality didn't go over well with the more compassionate of the Lizard People. They almost shut down the experiment right then and there."

"What convinced them to keep going?"

"The scientific benefits of exploring human reaction to crisis. You humans, as a species, are remarkably resilient. No matter how many times you get kicked to the curbs, or beat up by a virus, or get faced with total nuclear annihilation—"

"Wait when did we face total nuclear annihilation?"

"That was an experiment we did back in 2016. Afterwards, we reset the simulation back to 2011."

"Oh wow."

"Yeah. But every aggressive experiment we throw at you: all forty six world wars, all one thousand six hundred and thirty three pandemics, all fourteen alien invasions; every one fails to completely wipe you out. It's impressive. Like that one animated Spider-Man movie— Oh I hope to Zzlorg that you guys make that again— no matter how many times you fall, you always get up."

"Wait so there is a change that the timeline will change? Not just the past three months?"

"Yes. Harambe was an unexpected mishap. I hope that doesn't happen again."

"Me too, Szeethlitheth. Me too."

"So, do you have any more questions?"

"None regarding COVID-19. It was good to have you on the show, Szeethlitheth. I hope to see you again."

"Good to be on it, Aivintis. Maybe I will be back."

"Now we have an exclusive video of an updated Yakko's World, adapted for Coronavirus:

Linkhttps://youtu.be/eXchwxivCME

Read dispatch

This dispatch.....

That took a solid half hour and was totally worth it.

Aivintis wrote:That took a solid half hour and was totally worth it.

Lol yes. That was worth it.

Levantin wrote:Hard doesn't mean impossible, and my ships are pretty well built too

And 'Hard' is easier than 'Unlikely'.

Levantin wrote:

Tonight, on 69 Minutes, Aivintis has scored an exclusive interview with the spokesperson of our Lizard Overlords, and has secured an official statement on the Novel Coronavirus outbreak known as COVID-19.

"So Szeethlitheth."

"Yes, Aivintis?"

"What are our Lizard Overlords' official statement on COVID-19?"

"Our official stance is apologetic. In essence, we're sorry. To be perfectly honest with you, Aivintis, these past three months have just been a new type of aggressive experiment. We just wanted to see what you would do."

"So what does that mean for us moving forward?"

"Well, the Illuminati— the government of the Lizard People— have been discussing resetting the simulation to 2015, and that seems to be gaining a lot of support."

"Are there any other options?"

"Some Illuminati are discussing continuing on, but that's not going to get approved by the Executives. They just won't stand for it."

"So when do you think the simulation will be reset?"

"At the earliest? April 1st. At the latest, I would say June."

"This will be a full reset?"

"Yes. Everything that happened starting January 1st onwards will have not happened. It will be a blank slate."

"So Kobe will still be alive?"

"Yes. Kobe Bryant will still be alive. When he died, that sort of brutality didn't go over well with the more compassionate of the Lizard People. They almost shut down the experiment right then and there."

"What convinced them to keep going?"

"The scientific benefits of exploring human reaction to crisis. You humans, as a species, are remarkably resilient. No matter how many times you get kicked to the curbs, or beat up by a virus, or get faced with total nuclear annihilation—"

"Wait when did we face total nuclear annihilation?"

"That was an experiment we did back in 2016. Afterwards, we reset the simulation back to 2011."

"Oh wow."

"Yeah. But every aggressive experiment we throw at you: all forty six world wars, all one thousand six hundred and thirty three pandemics, all fourteen alien invasions; every one fails to completely wipe you out. It's impressive. Like that one animated Spider-Man movie— Oh I hope to Zzlorg that you guys make that again— no matter how many times you fall, you always get up."

"Wait so there is a change that the timeline will change? Not just the past three months?"

"Yes. Harambe was an unexpected mishap. I hope that doesn't happen again."

"Me too, Szeethlitheth. Me too."

"So, do you have any more questions?"

"None regarding COVID-19. It was good to have you on the show, Szeethlitheth. I hope to see you again."

"Good to be on it, Aivintis. Maybe I will be back."

"Now we have an exclusive video of an updated Yakko's World, adapted for Coronavirus:

Linkhttps://youtu.be/eXchwxivCME

Read dispatch

This dispatch.....

hiss

Shavara, Aivintis, The Death Syndicate, and Gunichatara

STOP IT WITH THE FRICKING GODAWFUL HENTAI ADS FOR THE LOVE OF SHREK STOP

Levantin wrote:STOP IT WITH THE FRICKING GODAWFUL HENTAI ADS FOR THE LOVE OF SHREK STOP

Amazon: cAlLiNg AlL lEaDeRs, YoUr SuCcEsS sToRy StArTs HeRe

Levantin wrote:STOP IT WITH THE FRICKING GODAWFUL HENTAI ADS FOR THE LOVE OF SHREK STOP

Just watch a bunch of 40k or Warhammer videos in general to normalize the ads.
Or anything exceedingly dark, for that matter.

The Death Syndicate wrote:Just watch a bunch of 40k or Warhammer videos in general to normalize the ads.
Or anything exceedingly dark, for that matter.

Hmm well you could also watch Conspiracy Theories or Scientific Vids.

Stellar Colonies wrote:Amazon: cAlLiNg AlL lEaDeRs, YoUr SuCcEsS sToRy StArTs HeRe

Weebs: tHe OnLy aNiMe cRaTe WiTh PeRsOnAlIzAtIoN aNd HeNtAi SuBsCrIbE nOw FoR a FiGuRe In EvErY bOx *Insert picture of thicc anime girl here*

Me: Stfu... stfu....

Wersh that was a nice coupla songs...

Le sweet!

Levantin wrote:Weebs: tHe OnLy aNiMe cRaTe WiTh PeRsOnAlIzAtIoN aNd HeNtAi SuBsCrIbE nOw FoR a FiGuRe In EvErY bOx *Insert picture of thicc anime girl here*

Me: Stfu... stfu....

On the RMB, it's just Amazon ads.

When I go to NSG, it's a mixture of Amazon, "try our quiz!", and clothing ads.

Danelaw Scandinavia, Dreamersistan, and Levantin

One green nation

Today the government has agreed to go ahead with expedition plans to the island Northeast of OGN, The government has yet to specify what the expedition is for, but are very keen to get started. we asked the leader Edward Copperfield about the plans, here's what he said. "We are indeed very keen to get the expedition underway as it is a race for resource and possible expansion" So why not just send in the OGA? "We can not just send in the OGA, it would be an act of war, and we are not looking for war. So if we come across any natives we will indeed negotiate which is why we are sending the expedition team they will of course be accompanied by a specials unit who will be equipt with non lethal ammo for defence." And when do you plan on sending the expedition team? "Well that I can not say who knows they could already be there." well thats all we have time for folks, you heard it here first and OGN NEWS.

Stellar Colonies wrote:On the RMB, it's just Amazon ads.

When I go to NSG, it's a mixture of Amazon, "try our quiz!", and clothing ads.

Levantin wrote:Weebs: tHe OnLy aNiMe cRaTe WiTh PeRsOnAlIzAtIoN aNd HeNtAi SuBsCrIbE nOw FoR a FiGuRe In EvErY bOx *Insert picture of thicc anime girl here*

Me: Stfu... stfu....

ublock, adblock plus, adblock ultimate, ublock origin. works on safari, chrome, firefox, edge, vivaldi, samung internet.

Who on earth suffers ads in 2020!?

Stellar Colonies wrote:On the RMB, it's just Amazon ads.

When I go to NSG, it's a mixture of Amazon, "try our quiz!", and clothing ads.

Today all I'm getting are ads for hentai and minature gun models.

Dreamersistan wrote:ublock, adblock plus, adblock ultimate, ublock origin. works on safari, chrome, firefox, edge, vivaldi, samung internet.

Who on earth suffers ads in 2020!?

me

Dreamersistan, Levantin, and The Death Syndicate

Dreamersistan

Stellar Colonies wrote:me

Then you're a dummy.

SAY NO TO ADS

Clog an ad today!

Levantin wrote:Today all I'm getting are ads for hentai and minature gun models.

How on earth are u getting 'hentai'? hentai is sexualized cartoon imaging. That should be illegal considering u're underage

Dreamersistan wrote:Wersh that was a nice coupla songs...

Le sweet!

Ever heard Seamus Kennedy's "Tribute to the Armed Forces?"

The whole thing is on YT, if you like bar laughter and parody songs and just gereral fun, listen to it.

Stellar Colonies and Dreamersistan

Wersh wrote:Ever heard Seamus Kennedy's "Tribute to the Armed Forces?"

The whole thing is on YT, if you like bar laughter and parody songs and just gereral fun, listen to it.

I'm muzaked out for the day : ) But my girls thank their young benefactor for getting me high on some beautiful tunes and Guinness

Dreamersistan wrote:How on earth are u getting 'hentai'? hentai is sexualized cartoon imaging. That should be illegal considering u're underage

I think he's just referring "hentai" to romance anime ads.

Because pornographic ads CANNOT be in Nationstates.

Stellar Colonies and Dreamersistan

Dreamersistan wrote:I'm muzaked out for the day : ) But my girls thank their young benefactor for getting me high on some beautiful tunes and Guinness

Well, you have fun and be safe then :)

Stellar Colonies and Dreamersistan

Shavara wrote:I think he's just referring "hentai" to romance anime ads.

Because pornographic ads CANNOT be in Nationstates.

are cartoonized 'romance' ads actually 'henta' though?

Because in that case, Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin would be hentai..

Oh, that gives me ide-

<girlfriends:>

Stellar Colonies, Shavara, and Gunichatara

Shavara wrote:I think he's just referring "hentai" to romance anime ads.

Because pornographic ads CANNOT be in Nationstates.

I've occasionally seen those romance anime ads before, but they don't pop up very often.

If they did, I'd probably have mentioned it more often like Lev is doing.

Shavara and Dreamersistan

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