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Bearstackof1999

Arpino wrote:Level 1 Ice Bear comic relief

*SHOTS FIRED*

Arpino, Greater felter, and Sterianiha

Danelaw Scandinavia wrote:...no I was doing that to trick Charity then cause the floor under him to disappear and surprise him.

You missed the entire point of the "joke" I just made.

Slatos wrote:Nah

circa ∞

I swear to god, the next time you pull that infinity crap, I'm gonna murder your country and take your land for myself.

Greater felter

Bearstackof1999 wrote:*SHOTS FIRED*

Lol, to be fair, you could say Lvl 0.5 Panda weeb relief

Greater felter and Gumball watterson 2011

Peatiktist wrote:You missed the entire point of the "joke" I just made.
I swear to god, the next time you pull that infinity crap, I'm gonna murder your country and take your land for myself.

gulp

Yessir

Peatiktist, Greater felter, and Bearstackof1999

Bearstackof1999

If evolution is true, then why does Ice Bear speak in 3rd person?

Greater felter, BearStackof2015, and Gumball watterson 2011

Gumball watterson 2011

Arpino wrote:Lol, to be fair, you could say Lvl 0.5 Panda weeb relief

r/BearStacks in shambles

Greater felter, BearStackof2015, and Bearstackof1999

Arpino wrote:*eyes expand*

:D

Greater felter and Slatos

The angel of charity

I managed to finally get a newbie protectorate

Charity, that means you have a protectorate that has a protectorate that has a protectorate

East Malaysia, Greater felter, and The angel of charity

Bearstackof1999

Arpino wrote:Lol, to be fair, you could say Lvl 0.5 Panda weeb relief

What about Lvl -5 Grizz adventure planning?

Arpino, Greater felter, and BearStackof2015

Arpino wrote:Level 1 Ice Bear comic relief

Attention: Your opponent has left the match.

Arpino and Greater felter

Greater felter

Slatos wrote:The angel of charity

I managed to finally get a newbie protectorate

Charity, that means you have a protectorate that has a protectorate that has a protectorate

Who is it?

The angel of charity

The new wisconsin empire

what did I miss while I was playing monopoly

East Malaysia, Arpino, Greater felter, and BearStackof2015

Greater felter

The new wisconsin empire wrote:what did I miss while I was playing monopoly

I wanna play Monopoly ;-;
Thimble-Chan always prevails in Capitalist ventures.

The new wisconsin empire wrote:what did I miss while I was playing monopoly

A totally influential poll that is based on accounts like Ice Bear's page=poll/p=137640 . And you can't pick the last option :)

Greater felter

The new wisconsin empire wrote:what did I miss while I was playing monopoly

I became a rmb boss. Leader of the Marsupial Revolt. Fedele won reelection and wants you to congratulate him with a tag or TG.

;p

Zukchiva and Greater felter

The new wisconsin empire wrote:what did I miss while I was playing monopoly

Lvl 12 NWE

The new wisconsin empire and Greater felter

Sometimes when my wife is gone i like to dress up as spider Man and run down my street and Rob all the kids in my neighborhood of their yogurt snacks

Arpino and Iixvmmxix

The new wisconsin empire

Greater felter wrote:I wanna play Monopoly ;-;
Thimble-Chan always prevails in Capitalist ventures.

I got bankrupt.

East Malaysia wrote:I became a rmb boss. Leader of the Marsupial Revolt. Fedele won reelection and wants you to congratulate him with a tag or TG.

;p

I will hang you by your large AND small intestines

East Malaysia, Greater felter, and Iixvmmxix

Greater felter wrote:I wanna play Monopoly ;-;
Thimble-Chan always prevails in Capitalist ventures.

Haha, one time Panda punched Ice Bear during monopoly. Then Panda tied Ice Bear to a chair and was forced to watch anime :|

Greater felter

Greater felter

Woooooooo!!!
Fedele!
Congrats on Delegate! I'll give you words of motivation ever day! Wooooooo!!!!

Fedele, The angel of charity, and BearStackof2015

Arpino wrote:Lvl 12 NWE

why do you have an obseshon with that meme

Arpino, Greater felter, and BearStackof2015

Fijiia wrote:Sometimes when my wife is gone i like to dress up as spider Man and run down my street and Rob all the kids in my neighborhood of their yogurt snacks

Karen took herself

Greater felter, Iixvmmxix, and Fijiia

The angel of charity

Tenkyoku wrote:

As Aozora braced herself for the first arrivals, she realised that the others- the first to make contact- were on their way to make port. Though her mind was split, she could not be in two places at once physically. With few other options, she needed to determine which was more important for her own presence. Should we take them on together? Or should I focus on one, and Kyoko on the other…Come now. You have far more major concerns than who to meet first. How will you approach this? As a failure? As a pathetic sycophant, bowing before those more powerful than you? Or will you embrace what you really are, and approach this as a goddess? Aozora grit her teeth. You’re maniacal. You’re crazy. You’re a monster. But there is one thing we can both agree on.

I will never bow.

Oh? You surprise me. What refreshing honesty. I don’t care how powerful they are, or what they seek to do to me...I don’t care if they level my nation, torment me, kill me...I will never bow to another. I am the Supreme Overlady of All Reality. I am the one in control. Feel free to tell them that, while your mind remains divided… Shut up. What do you want me to do, then? Slaughter them all? If it helps you. If you want to. All I want is for you to embrace that most central of all desires. I want you to bend this world to your will. I want you to accept what you are, who are you, and love every second of it. All I want is for you to be happy. Spoken like a true sociopath. Of course. I am one. And so are you. The difference is that I think it’s wonderful, and you’re afraid of your own...cravings.

Wonderful as it is to hear your psychotic perspective for the thousandth time, we still need to decide what to do about this situation. We need to decide? Oh, so I’m your equal now? You care what I have to say? That’s not what I meant! Shut it. Or what? Regardless...how do I handle this...both together is a recipe for a disaster, but they might offended if I send a child to meet with one of the group...

Aozora Chiyumi. Answer me this. Do you care? What? Of course I care! They could attack at any moment if we’re not- That’s not what I asked. I asked if [/i]you care. Not if I care, not if they care, if you care. What do they matter? They’re nothing. They’re pawns for you to use, are they not? Are they friends to you? Do you have a reason to care about them? You’ve not even met them. Do they matter? No. So, I ask again. Do you care? I...no. I...don’t care…personally. But this is- Then their offence is irrelevant. Don’t play it safe, there’s no such thing for you. Walk that tightrope of the innocent goddess, the trickster only seen when it’s too late. Make them think that you’re powerful enough to be useful, too powerful to used, but not powerful enough to be a threat. Make them unwitting playthings, subservient to your whims whether they know it or not. I thought you wanted me to kill all of them. Or you could do that, too. I’m not picky.

Aozora took a moment to consider everything she knew of this world so far. This word has war, and its instruments. That much is obvious. It has multiple powers, probably multiple alliances. We can compete technologically, but we are vulnerable right now. They do not know that, most likely. They will not know our secrets, and I won’t tell them about such things. If I portray myself as vulnerable, they will have all the more reason to attack me. The same will happen if I portray myself as an enemy. So…I’m right? Aozora sighed. Fine. You win this round. You’re right. The best approach really is to walk that accursed tightrope, that delicate balance between power and weakness, compromise and conviction…

“Kyoko. I will leave you here to deal with those who depart the battleship. Do your best. I will handle the others myself.” She turned towards two other guards, these ones adults dressed in elaborate yet damaged armour. They’ll do. Us alone would suffice. Perhaps. But let’s not let them know that. Oh, you’re being wise for a change? I’m amazed. “You two. With me.” Each bowed before her, then raised their rifles. Aozora looked into the sky. It was a bright day, but clouds hung in the distance. She took note of distant shadows in the air, distant echoes of helicopter rotors sounding from afar. The defences had been ordered to wait for her instruction to fire on any intruders. She was vigilant, but not aggressive. Not yet. It’s not worth attacking yet. Or, really, at all. I need to deal with them carefully. She gave one last glance above, at the clear, blue sky this world possessed. A blue sky...the meaning of my name, of all things…Now you’re just procrastinating. Get in there. You’ll have time to philosophise after this, if you insist on continuing this nonsense at all…

Aozora began to stop closer to the point, her escorts following directly behind her. She made a point of appearing imperious, imposing, but not threatening enough to cause her visitors to attack. Above all else, she tried to appear...divine. Her scythe was stained with blood, though her clothing had been cleansed. She kept her hood up, the feline protrusions beneath causing the fabric to rise. How would that appear to the arrivals? Nothing important? An emulation of demonic horns? The feline organs that they were? Her violet eyes contained great conviction, determination, her gaze alone granting her a commanding presence. Her guards took point beside her. Let us see what has come to this remnant of Heaven. Will they be merciful angels, or demons to be crushed? I told you not to do that. No matter what, they will be what you make them. Unknowing servants. Nothing more, and nothing less.

Also mentioning New union of sovereign soviet republics because this might matter for them.

The adventures of the 120th fleet, Aozora

The port that the fleet docks into looks like pictures of cities after the Ostarian wars. Signs of reconstruction can be seen in every direction, as a workforce that seems to be mostly comprised of minors rebuilds the landscape.

What is this a warzone? I haven't seen a place this wrecked since the campaigns against Chechnea and the Ostarian campaigns. How could I place like this get to this state without showing signs to the world? Zao stands by the railing of Yaikukaze, watching his ships pull into the harbor. Several of them have patches of different toned armor, marking where repairs had taken place to cover wartime scars. The 120th had participated in the grandest battles of the empire, where thousands of warships had convened to crush any opposition to the hegemony of the empire.

A man approaches, his uniform indicating that he is a mid rank communications officer. He has a dark five o clock shadow on his chin, and walks tall and upright. Zao turns to face him, as he delivers his report in a clipped tone.
"Commander, the leader of the nation has been seen near the ports, we'll be docking soon. They are escorted by two guards. The captain of Yuuzuki wishes to make contact with her."

The leader is here already? Odd, well, I suppose it wouldn't hurt, although Toroku Ishtar is not the man that I'd prefer to be her first acquaintance within the empire. Zao smiles, and responds warmly. "I don't see why not. Tell Aiko to try to pull into port quickly, you know how that family operates."

The man nods, and walks off the deck.

In port, the destroyer Yuukaze stands moored, long cables connecting it to the mooring posts. It is a long black ship, dark red lines accenting its smooth sides. It is armed to the teeth, and equipped with the finest EW suites in the empire. Its sailors gather around the sides of the ship, as a gangplank is lowered.

Stepping down from the gangplank is a tall man with blood red eyes. His uniform is black, with a silver emblem stamped on his shoulder. Two marines follow him down, long battle rifles held with military precision. Spying Aozora, he gives no indication of shock, merely bowing deeply, and somewhat theatrically. A small aura of magic surrounds him, tinting the very air with the metallic taint of blood.

Standing, he speaks with a quiet, low voice. "I am captain Toruko, of the house of Ishtar. It is a pleasure to come to your lands, and to represent the Charitian empire. I hope that the future between our countries be warm and prosperous."

Arpino, Zukchiva, Greater felter, and Tenkyoku

Renteka wrote:why do you have an obseshon with that meme

How does mafia work???

Greater felter

Renteka wrote:why do you have an obseshon with that meme

Because Arpino is a famous memer, im always lit

Greater felter

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