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The Future Galatico of BearStackof2015

5 years 17 days ago

Edited

Shavara wrote:

Come on.

Copy and pasted link.
Vomited all over my phone.
You are to blame.

Shavara and Greater felter

The Federation of Plazland

5 years 17 days ago

Good players priorities when not in combat:

Don't get backstabbed
Don't get headshot
MEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIC

Good players priorities during combat:

Shoot gun
Dodge bullets
Say "thanks" after every kill

Talitoa, Peatiktist, Shavara, Greater felter, and 1 otherThe Angel of Charity

The Interstellar Confederacy of Stellar Colonies

5 years 17 days ago

Tim Stark wrote:

Hello Arembee. Sad news today, unfortunately

Some of you may have noticed Wonder woman i has resigned all of their roles in the region. Some of you might be sad about this, but please don't be.

Instead, be sad at the fact that Wonder Woman was just the player Crystalsummer all along, infiltrating our shores under alias.

Don't send hate mail or anything of that sort, because that's not civilized. Just remember that they're not the friend you thought they were.

Wonder Woman/Crystalsummer will not be welcomed back in The East Pacific.

Please upvote the following dispatch for visibility of this matter:

On The Departure of Wonder Woman

by The Cinder and Smoke of Tim Stark

The East Pacific Police Service
Regarding The Departure of Wonder Woman

Earlier today, former Chief Minister and present Arbiter Wonder Woman announced their Link resignation and departure from The East Pacific citing "RL issues". That statement is less than accurate, and the record needs to be set straight.

The individual known in The East Pacific as Wonder woman i, and more casually across most of Gameplay as Wonder Woman, has over the past 48 hours been uncovered as an undeclared alias used by the player Crystalsummer. This was first noticed by The Grey Wardens, where Crystalsummer had recently returned to active duty, when Wonder Woman's World Assembly nation resigned suspiciously close to the WA admission of one of Crystalsummer's nations. The information was relayed shortly after to The East Pacific, where our own further investigation confirmed through forum-based userdata that Crystalsummer and Wonder Woman were beyond a reasonable doubt the same individual.

To eliminate any further question regarding the conclusion that was reached, Crystalsummer confessed to indeed being the player masquerading as Wonder Woman. Allied governments may reach out to Fedele for evidence of that confession.

4/19/2019, 12:36:08 PM EDT: Crystal J Summer was admitted to the World Assembly.
4/19/2019, 12:35:53 PM EDT: Crystal J Summer applied to join the World Assembly.
4/19/2019, 12:35:06 PM EDT: Mysterious Wonder resigned from the World Assembly.

The East Pacific encourages our friends and allies to express caution when dealing with Crystalsummer moving forward, and is hopeful that others will similarly condemn what appears to be a dangerous infiltration attempt upon our shores.

He will not be welcome in The East Pacific again.

Sincerely,

Tim Stark
TEP Minister of Integration

Read dispatch

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viewtopic.php?f=12&t=463240

Peatiktist, Greater felter, The Angel of Charity, and Mystic forest

The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

5 years 17 days ago

Plazland wrote:

Good players priorities when not in combat:

Don't get backstabbed
Don't get headshot
MEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIC

Good players priorities during combat:

Shoot gun
Dodge bullets
Say "thanks" after every kill

I guess reloading isn’t a thing

Shavara, Greater felter, and BearStackof2015

Shavara

5 years 17 days ago

Shavara wrote:

We sit down to eat, and the potato's a bit hot, so I only put a little bit on my fork and I blow.

^O^
^O^

Till it's cool, just cool, then into the mouth.

^o^
^v^

Nice.

But my dad...

My dad

What does he do?

He stuffs a ^{GREAT BIG} chunk of potato into his mouth and then that really does it.

His eyes pop out, he flaps his hands, he blows, he puffs, he yells, he bobs his head up and down. He spits bits of potato all over his plate, and then he turns to us and goes... "Watch out everybody, the potato is really hot!"

Stellar Colonies, Plazland, Peatiktist, Greater felter, and 1 otherBearStackof2015

Greater felter

5 years 17 days ago

BearStackof2015 wrote:

Copy and pasted link.
Vomited all over my phone.
You are to blame.

?
Why vomit.

Stellar Colonies, Euricanis, Shavara, and BearStackof2015

The Future Galatico of BearStackof2015

5 years 17 days ago

Greater felter wrote:

?
Why vomit.

Then make me NOT vomit

Stellar Colonies, Euricanis, Shavara, and Greater felter

The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

5 years 17 days ago

BearStackof2015 wrote:

Then make me NOT vomit

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Nixon

Fedele, Stellar Colonies, Shavara, Greater felter, and 2 othersRestoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, and BearStackof2015

The Future Galatico of BearStackof2015

5 years 17 days ago

Euricanis wrote:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Nixon

Not helpful

Euricanis and Greater felter

The Proud Placental Heritage of Fedele

5 years 17 days ago

Euricanis wrote:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Nixon

Damn good man

Euricanis, Shavara, Greater felter, and BearStackof2015

The Biohazardous Detective of Euricanis

5 years 17 days ago

BearStackof2015 wrote:

Not helpful

On The Departure of Wonder Woman

by The Cinder and Smoke of Tim Stark

The East Pacific Police Service
Regarding The Departure of Wonder Woman

Earlier today, former Chief Minister and present Arbiter Wonder Woman announced their Link resignation and departure from The East Pacific citing "RL issues". That statement is less than accurate, and the record needs to be set straight.

The individual known in The East Pacific as Wonder woman i, and more casually across most of Gameplay as Wonder Woman, has over the past 48 hours been uncovered as an undeclared alias used by the player Crystalsummer. This was first noticed by The Grey Wardens, where Crystalsummer had recently returned to active duty, when Wonder Woman's World Assembly nation resigned suspiciously close to the WA admission of one of Crystalsummer's nations. The information was relayed shortly after to The East Pacific, where our own further investigation confirmed through forum-based userdata that Crystalsummer and Wonder Woman were beyond a reasonable doubt the same individual.

To eliminate any further question regarding the conclusion that was reached, Crystalsummer confessed to indeed being the player masquerading as Wonder Woman. Allied governments may reach out to Fedele for evidence of that confession.

4/19/2019, 12:36:08 PM EDT: Crystal J Summer was admitted to the World Assembly.
4/19/2019, 12:35:53 PM EDT: Crystal J Summer applied to join the World Assembly.
4/19/2019, 12:35:06 PM EDT: Mysterious Wonder resigned from the World Assembly.

The East Pacific encourages our friends and allies to express caution when dealing with Crystalsummer moving forward, and is hopeful that others will similarly condemn what appears to be a dangerous infiltration attempt upon our shores.

He will not be welcome in The East Pacific again.

Sincerely,

Tim Stark
TEP Minister of Integration

Read dispatch

Shavara, Greater felter, and BearStackof2015

Post self-deleted by Stellar Colonies.

Shavara

5 years 17 days ago

https://youtu.be/nrdlIWdJqok

Stellar Colonies, Greater felter, and BearStackof2015

The Future Galatico of BearStackof2015

5 years 17 days ago

Euricanis wrote:

On The Departure of Wonder Woman

by The Cinder and Smoke of Tim Stark

The East Pacific Police Service
Regarding The Departure of Wonder Woman

Earlier today, former Chief Minister and present Arbiter Wonder Woman announced their Link resignation and departure from The East Pacific citing "RL issues". That statement is less than accurate, and the record needs to be set straight.

The individual known in The East Pacific as Wonder woman i, and more casually across most of Gameplay as Wonder Woman, has over the past 48 hours been uncovered as an undeclared alias used by the player Crystalsummer. This was first noticed by The Grey Wardens, where Crystalsummer had recently returned to active duty, when Wonder Woman's World Assembly nation resigned suspiciously close to the WA admission of one of Crystalsummer's nations. The information was relayed shortly after to The East Pacific, where our own further investigation confirmed through forum-based userdata that Crystalsummer and Wonder Woman were beyond a reasonable doubt the same individual.

To eliminate any further question regarding the conclusion that was reached, Crystalsummer confessed to indeed being the player masquerading as Wonder Woman. Allied governments may reach out to Fedele for evidence of that confession.

4/19/2019, 12:36:08 PM EDT: Crystal J Summer was admitted to the World Assembly.
4/19/2019, 12:35:53 PM EDT: Crystal J Summer applied to join the World Assembly.
4/19/2019, 12:35:06 PM EDT: Mysterious Wonder resigned from the World Assembly.

The East Pacific encourages our friends and allies to express caution when dealing with Crystalsummer moving forward, and is hopeful that others will similarly condemn what appears to be a dangerous infiltration attempt upon our shores.

He will not be welcome in The East Pacific again.

Sincerely,

Tim Stark
TEP Minister of Integration

Read dispatch

I’m angry now

Euricanis and Greater felter

The Bison and Belgian King of Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich

5 years 17 days ago