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Serkin wrote:gud

Open the box *slowly vanishes*

gud to know ^-^

Serkin

Ysg hermitcraft wrote:*unharmed*
*gives box of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies in the shape of a Starlium Coin*

I don't accept starlium,
*telefrags you*

Ysg hermitcraft wrote:I don't trust you on this...

Just open it

Kavanos wrote:gud to know ^-^

^-^ hbu?

Kavanos wrote:Heya Serk.

hey long time no see kavanos

Serkin wrote:Just open it

^-^ hbu?

Srk
Gib chez

Serkin

Ysg hermitcraft

Calption wrote:I don't accept starlium,
*telefrags you*

Dude they're cookies that look like it.

Serkin wrote:Just open it

^-^ hbu?

*opens slowly*

Serkin

Serkin wrote:Just open it

^-^ hbu?

Melting in Vietnam's natural space heater (30 degrees Celsius in here do-o)but good as always

Serkin and Orkneyland

Ysg hermitcraft wrote:Dude they're cookies that look like it.
*opens slowly*

But you ate 10 cookies, the box only has 5 cookies.

Ysg hermitcraft

Calption wrote:But you ate 10 cookies, the box only has 5 cookies.

Uh no. Look again. *it's infinite cookies that are always fresh*

Ysg hermitcraft wrote:Uh no. Look again. *it's infinite cookies that are always fresh*

Y no infinit chez box

Ysg hermitcraft wrote:Uh no. Look again. *it's infinite cookies that are always fresh*

But you still stole 10 cookies, *stabs you with spear*

Kavanos wrote:Melting in Vietnam's natural space heater (30 degrees Celsius in here do-o)but good as always

i heard that veitnam is quite nice this time of year.

Ysg hermitcraft

Orkneyland wrote:Y no infinit chez box

*gives*

Calption wrote:But you still stole 10 cookies, *stabs you with spear*

IT'S FREAKING ENDLESS COOKIES BRO

Eats

Ysg hermitcraft wrote:*gives*
IT'S FREAKING ENDLESS COOKIES BRO

you still stole stuff from me, *Loads rocket launcher*

Of Centralist Brexit wrote:

The Mountains Of Midguard;
The LHA, ever poised to Increase control over the Country, has started its first General Offensive from the Forests and Mountains in South-east Midguard, Pushing control in multiple Directions as It attacked Multiple Cardonian Storage sites and Outposts, Gaining Military weapons and Vehicles. The Next order of Buisness was a Push to encircle the town of Marahorn in Miguard, the Birthplace of Alcatus Equality, in which they did so during the cover of Night. After this A TV station was Hijacked, in which viewers around Cardonia was Greeted with a still image showing a Depiction of God, along with a Heavily modified voice.
"My Fellow Humans, It is now in our time of duty to serve the Lord that We, as God's Servents, must rise up to Purge the Unholy..." The Image Changes to an old Depiction of a Alcatus, though it was Drawn more Like a Demonic Monster. "...And Return this Land to Its Former, Purer Roots to Bring about the Rise of the Order of Abseria!"
Then the Broadcast Was cut off, returning to normal programming as It left Multiple People confused and somewhat frightened. However this Did leave an impact as A few across Cardonia took it to heart as Violence against Alcatus populations in the north will start to rise. A Former Declareation of the Order of Abseria would also reach The Cardonian Government, in which its response was to declare that the Kingdom is Now in a state of Civil war.

The Hills of Jamia
The Counties of North and South Jamia have also begun having increased violence, though instead of Alcatus populations, it was Gyrodians and Other Minorities that were taken in By Cardonia. This Sudden spread of violence seemed to be carried out By Dark Winter Soldiers, though with their Uniforms Painted Green rather then Black as they Attacked Multiple other Dark Winter and Cardonian Military bases. This Dark Winter rebellion Is lead by "Conqueror", a Overseer responsible for Keeping control of Southern Jamia's Dark Winter Bases. He declared his Intentions to Take Over Cardonia to Bring about the Cardonian Empire once again as Soldiers took over the entire County, pushing north and eastwards. The Population of South Jamia are mostly Aligned with the Superiority of Cardonia Party, who Begun to show support for this New State and Volunteering to Join the rebellion army.

The Plains of the North.
Red Flags Begun to Spread out across Debt Worker Factories across Northern Cardonia as the Workers have Risen up and Declare their Own Communist Rebellion. The Workers themselves were Expected to work in Hospitable conditions, instead they were forced to work long and Gruelling hours in inhumane conditions out of Public eye. This is as a result of Negligence of The Cardonian Government who allowed the Companies who run these Factories to Severely cut costs, Increasing their Profits whilst the Workers were Given next to nothing in terms of Pay, essentially dooming the People Into a Life Long attempt to pay back their debts and they were not standing by to let that happen, so they Revoluted and under a Worker named Samantha Coly, a Former Government official with communist ties before being arrested then being released after Cardonia Gained Independence from Peatiktist, only to find Herself in a Mountain of Unexplained debt, Declared for the Revolution of the People to begin, and Bring About the Peoples Republic of Cardonia.

The Skies over the Poikria Islands.
The Poikria islands, the Newest gained Lands that the Kingdom has, Has been also greatly Neglected, leaving the somewhat Isolated People of the Islands somewhat free from Government control, Causing Mercenary groups to call the Islands Home. As a result some Infighting has occured in the Islands for some time, although the Distance away from Cardonian Control, the Closest being the Dark Winter Held Llainfair Island, meant that Towns and People had to pay Mercs to keep the Peace. This gave Richard Parlite, Leader of the Barlite Mercenaries and one of the Largest Groups on the Islands, decided to gather all of the Main Mercenary Leaders and, after Days of Back and Forth, decided their Plans. At the Dead of Night, Merc groups Siezed control of Cardonian Military storage sites and Naval dockyards without bloodshed, the only Signs of Cardonian Authority on the Island being Greatly corrupted, and Declared the Mercenary Federation of Poikria. The Storage Sites were Large and contained Outdated Vehicles and weapons, though it did Give the New Poikria United Military teeth, as well as Gaining acess to 2 Cardonia Class Aircraft carriers, 10 Frigates and 8 Destroyers, along with 20 Patrol Ships. The Airforce now has over 140 Aircraft, though only 30 were Pythons and 10 Vulcans, with the Rest being Hussar and Dragon Fighters from the previous Generation. The Army Itself would have 158 Tanks, the Most being Guardian MKII's and Grenadier MK I's, along with Plenty of IFV's.

This 2nd Cardonian Civil war would See the Cardonian Government Asking for Help from its Allies in VTO and WDC, Abseria Requesting Assistance from the Crusader Remnant, the new Cardonian Empire requesting Help from the Kampfian Empire, seeing the Kampfians as Second only to the Cardonians, And Finally Poikria asking help from the Kreigscult and The Death Syndicate. The Communists are heavily requesting Assistance from Kurika, seeing as they are the Weakest Side of the Civil war.

The Mustvadi government asks the Cardonians if they need assistance is this war

OOC: We can have both of our nations in one conflict, yes?

Ysg hermitcraft

Calption wrote:you still stole stuff from me, *Loads rocket launcher*

I BASICALLY GAVE IT BACK

Cornettia wrote:i heard that veitnam is quite nice this time of year.

Yes.

Cornettia wrote:hey long time no see kavanos

Also: Hello there, long time no see cornettia.

Ysg hermitcraft wrote:I BASICALLY GAVE IT BACK

you still stole cookies from me, also, there's still only 5 cookies in the box.

Ysg hermitcraft

Calption wrote:you still stole cookies from me, also, there's still only 5 cookies in the box.

Take one.

Orkneyland wrote:Srk
Gib chez

*gibs u cheese*

Ysg hermitcraft wrote:Dude they're cookies that look like it.
*opens slowly*

*almost vanishing* ....Really? Just open it!

Kavanos wrote:Melting in Vietnam's natural space heater (30 degrees Celsius in here do-o)but good as always

Oh sh*t, but gud to know

Ysg hermitcraft wrote:Take one.

What do you mean by that?

Serkin wrote:*gibs u cheese*

*almost vanishing* ....Really? Just open it!

Oh sh*t, but gud to know

Eatz chez

Serkin

Ysg hermitcraft

Calption wrote:What do you mean by that?

Take a singular cookie and see

Serkin wrote:*gibs u cheese*

*almost vanishing* ....Really? Just open it!

Oh sh*t, but gud to know

I did. I slowly opened it

Ysg hermitcraft wrote:Take a singular cookie and see
I did. I slowly opened it

*pelts you with cookies*

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