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[natio]Shavara[/nation]

division of the church lands, updated map, A is auth, S is me, L is levantin.

Pakitsk wrote:

BTW what would you do if Martis bought a desk fan in a future trip to Kampf

Up to the guard post, before they were called by bigger security forces, two guards were seeing playing Chess, at least by ancient rules. One put a bishop piece next to the king piece in color. - "Check!" -

The other one rolled his eyes. - "Come on, Juan. You placed your bishop right next to my king." - He says, as he knocked the bishop piece with the king.

- "Sh!t. Just lost my second bishop." - Before Juan, the player, thinks about moving a piece, he gets a call from the directory's security comms.

/\/\ Gate Number 1, this is the Directory. Are you there? /\/\

Juan jumped out of surprise, and immediately answered. - "Yes, I'm here. This is Juan speaking, come in." -

/\/\ There is a fast car approaching. I repeat! There is a fast car approaching! We're chasing it down with two SUV's, close the gates now! /\/\

- "Close the gates, sir?" -

/\/\ Yes! Close the gates before he reaches it!/\/\ 

- "Uhh, roger." - Juan stood up immediately, but seeing lights flash, he was thinking it was a little too late. He pressed a button that would slowly but surely close the gates, before coming out and waving two hands. - "Hey! STOP!" -

OOC: Sorry, had too much fun.

Peatiktist wrote:

"Men cannot experience s**ual abuse because s**ual abuse implies mental trauma, and men are incapable of experiencing mental trauma"

Paraphrased for space.