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The Beech Beach House RMB

WA Delegate: The Imperium Aeterna of Bonchow1 (elected )

Founder: --tao--

Last WA Update:

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 713th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,305th Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,348th+9
Largest Black Market: 1,396th Most Nations: 1,450th Most Cultured: 2,202nd Highest Economic Output: 2,348th Most Subsidized Industry: 2,421st Most Authoritarian: 2,450th Most Advanced Public Education: 2,456th Most Secular: 2,508th Lowest Crime Rates: 2,549th
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WELCOME to THE BEECH BEACH HOUSE



The Premier Retirement Region for former Feeder/Sinker Delegates, The Beech Beach House is a friendly place to stay while Wandering.

Almost everyone is welcome. Dress (if so inclined) is informal and clothing is optional.

ATTN ALL GUESTS... Please do not leave your leftover nachoes floating in the heated swimming pool. The cheese is bad for the intake filters and the alligators are allergic to corn chips.


TBBH is a proud sponsor of ★Penguin Air★ ... Who says penguins can't fly?

Featured Region: 30 JUL 2015; 10 OCT 2017

Congratulations to our sister region for their new Commendation: Travelling Region


Embassies: The Forty Two Islands, Travelling Region, the West Pacific, The Watchtower, and TAO.

Tags: Casual, Featured, Founderless, Independent, Magical, Medium, Neutral, and Password.

The Beech Beach House contains 11 nations, the 1,450th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Insurance Industry in The Beech Beach House

The World Census posed as door-to-door salespeople in order to establish which nations have the most extensive Insurance industries.

As a region, The Beech Beach House is ranked 11,638th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The United States of The PostmanMoralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People“Never on Sunday.”
2.The Empire of The Spirit of Saint MarkCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Get Off My Lawn”
3.The Former TWP WA Delegate of British Grand PacificCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Officium perfeci”
4.The Retired Wanderer of Francisco SendrijasFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“We sees him here and there. We sees him every where.”
5.The Imperium Aeterna of Bonchow1Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship“Ad dirigendos pedes in futurum.”
6.The Nomadic Peoples of A NomadCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“Nomad knows and sees all”
7.The Former Osiris Pharaoh of KothlesPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Yes hello i am koth”
8.The Rocking Chairs of Hallowed GroundCorrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship“Rattle My Bones”
9.The Bodhisattva of Zaolat IIInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Salubrious”
10.The Discovery Expedition of Lewis and ClarkCorrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship“Three lullabies in an ancient tongue”
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The Beech Beach House Regional Message Board

I still had TAO's welcome among my tg's so I've re-established it:

--tao-- → tag: welcome
6 years 307 days ago

"Welcome to The Beech Beach House.

According to our records you are a GREEN TEA CARD MEMBER and eligible for our VIP treatment.
All food and drink for GTC Members is completely complimentary.

Please be advised that we are an anti-marsupial establishment and security is very tight.

If I may direct to the desk map Ö your room is ... here ... up the stairs, down the hall and on the left.

Enjoy your stay at The BBH.

When you are ready to check out, we will be happy to assist you with with our preferred extra-regional air carrier: Penguin Air.
Penguin Air Ö Who says Penguins canít fly?"

Back again, just had to leave to clean up my home region after some pesky visitor visited.

Francisco Sendrijas wrote:Back again, just had to leave to clean up my home region after some pesky visitor visited.

Oh dear, hope they didn't make too much of a mess

Bonchow1 wrote:Oh dear, hope they didn't make too much of a mess

Nothing a little banning, ejecting, and locking down the region wouldn't fix.

Tao the watcher wrote:Hello Friends ...

This will be the final post from TAO in this region. The Beech Beach House is closing and will not reopen.

It has been a pleasure and an honor sharing NS over the years with you.

Farewell

Whether you ever read this or not, I hope you and your family are ok. Miss you.

So, apparently preventing literal Nazi sympathisers from holding rallies in your city ups Corruption to 70% (from 56), drops Political Freedom by 20%, and get you classified as a Corrupt Dictatorship.

For having objections to Nazi Rallies. Really game?

Post self-deleted by The Postman.

Bonchow1 wrote:So, apparently preventing literal Nazi sympathisers from holding rallies in your city ups Corruption to 70% (from 56), drops Political Freedom by 20%, and get you classified as a Corrupt Dictatorship.

For having objections to Nazi Rallies. Really game?

That's the satire part of the game.

Zaolat II wrote:That's the satire part of the game.

Is it still satire if it's played straight?

Bonchow1 wrote:Is it still satire if it's played straight?

as long as it's absurd enough.

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