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Well uh, looks like there's only one candidate but I'm legally required to hold a vote so, here we go! :P

I'm a little conflicted but I think I'm gonna pick The Potatonic Order over The Potatonic Order. Bold choice, I know

The Salaxalans wrote:Well uh, looks like there's only one candidate but I'm legally required to hold a vote so, here we go! :P

I voted The Potatonic Order

That time when you accidently made sexual harrasment legal....

Hello Spiritus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XKI recently released its monthly FA report, and it's a banger


10000 Islands Emissary Report

Date: March, 2021
Population: 1130 nations
Delegate Endorsement: 315
Forum: Link10000islands.proboards.com
Discord: Linkdiscord.gg/4uWZbNS

TITO Command

Has your region been invaded, or do you want to get in touch with TITO? If so, contact one of the following nations:
~Chief Executive: Markanite
~Field Commander: Kanta Hame
~Tactical Officers: Shy Guyia, Smugglers and Mercs (TITO EF), Controlitia, Wischland, Sulenia, Flying Eagles
~Executive Officers: Hakketomat, HN67

Government

As of this report's publication, the Government of 10000 Islands consists of:
~Chief Executive: Markanite
~WA Delegate: Wischland
~Senior Senator for New Republica South (Debates and Discussions): Dokansia
~Senator for Lyonnesse East (Houses): Kohnhead
~Senator for Himes West (RP): Zaberaz Hapang
~Senator for Blue Canaria North (Emissary Report): Porflox
~Minister of Education: Free Las Pinas
~Minister of Labor: Wille-Harlia
~Minister of Immigration: Margaux

Information about other government officials of 10000 Islands can be found Linkhere.

March Elections

Wischland was elected in a landslide delegate election, and transitioned to the role soon after announcement of victory. Meanwhile, Zaberaz Hapang secured their bid for Himes West after an uncontested campaign. Finally, Lyonnesse East saw the most activity, with both Porflox and Kohnhead running serious campaigns for the seat. After a close and exciting week of voting, Kohnhead emerged victorious. Porflox was however soon appointed to serve as Blue Canaria North after an opening for the seat appeared following Wischland's successful bid for delegate.

~The Council of Nine repealed The House Continuity and Closure Act due to its redundancy after The House Closure Requirement Reform Act was passed.

Around the Islands

~Porymonia was named featured nation for March thanks to their extremely prolific posting in A Taco Archipelago, our RP region. At more than 27,000 posts, they have posted many thousand times more than anyone else! More can be read here.

~Eastern New England has won our Extraterrestrial Encounter theme contest! You can read more about this Linkhere.

~Congratulations Silvedania on the well deserved Rookie of the Quarter awards! They have been an active poster on the RMB and discord, as well as joining TIBOE to improve regional security! LinkHere is the full statement.

~Our forum has long been overdue for a makeover, and Free Las Pinas has sure stepped up for the job! In an very close voting, they narrowly beat out the competition, and their Pastel Palms theme will soon be the default look of our forum!

Islander Achievements

~10000 Islands's RP region A Taco Archipelago in its just under one year of existence has beaten out 10000 Islands's post count in the past 10 years (since the creation of RMB archives)!

~The Mad Surfer published its last issue this month (here) because of increased Real Life obligations and the increase in regional news bulletins which you can read more about in the article. Thank you Jabberwocky for the continued editorship and the entire staff for creating an amazing newspaper for three whole years!

XKI Game-Side

A regional poll by Jabberwocky asked Islanders what device they'd want to have. Lightsabers from star wars overwhelmingly won, mostly due to islanders having no clue about what the other ones were.

The RMB this month was filled with many insightful conversations, and some more comical ones.

~Are we mining cheese?
~April Fools! Kind of... not really
~The Drew before Drew
~Interesting waste disposal
~My oldest memory is...
~I wisch for a pun!
~I find your lack of derrieres pleasant
~Aliens? No problem!

Until next month, your XKI Update Staff is signing off!
Porflox
Read dispatch

Southern Doggerland wrote:That time when you accidently made sexual harrasment legal....

That time when you accidentally make f*cking sl*very legal because the issue offered cheap labor. Never stated a single thing about godd*mn sl*ves

The League's Newspaper, The Chronicle has released a new issue!

Read about it here:


This edition of the League's Chronicle was brought to you by:

Press Chairman The Nexus Union

Publishers and Supporting Editors Quebecshire, Eminople, and Terranihil

League's Chronicle Staff Spode Humbled Minions

Originally created by Gagium


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Republic of Jiesph wrote:That time when you accidentally make f*cking sl*very legal because the issue offered cheap labor. Never stated a single thing about godd*mn sl*ves

Ahh yes cheap labour

I really wonder who will be next Fry at the Bottom of the Bag. I know The Potatonic Order is a good choice, but so is The Potatonic Order. They've both been that position before, with equal levels of success, but I can't come to a decision about which one is better because going either way feels like bias towards someone I know well instead of an objectively made opinion.

That moment when you realize your leading cause of death is legit work (38.9%) followed by heart disease (22%). Just look at my graph Jesus Christ

Republic of Jiesph wrote:That moment when you realize your leading cause of death is legit work (38.9%) followed by heart disease (22%). Just look at my graph Jesus Christ

I like that Elk attack is in my nation's top 5 causes of death. Also nice having old age the plurality (and majority) instead of heart disease as a change.

The Potatonic Order wrote:I really wonder who will be next Fry at the Bottom of the Bag. I know The Potatonic Order is a good choice, but so is The Potatonic Order. They've both been that position before, with equal levels of success, but I can't come to a decision about which one is better because going either way feels like bias towards someone I know well instead of an objectively made opinion.

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Bottom of the Bag (12 April 2021, 3:23 PM)
Lost, trapped, cold, alone. Failed to complete its only task.
Salty and greased. Abandoned by peers, ignored by the hands.
Forgotten by all. Mushy, tasteless, colorless, bland.
The fate of the fry at the bottom of the bag.

Old Zealand Founder wrote:e

Bottom of the Bag (12 April 2021, 3:23 PM)
Lost, trapped, cold, alone. Failed to complete its only task.
Salty and greased. Abandoned by peers, ignored by the hands.
Forgotten by all. Mushy, tasteless, colorless, bland.
The fate of the fry at the bottom of the bag.

A chip, a fry, a crisp, a wedge,
It matters not to The Potato heart,
It's where you finish not where you start,
Forged by adverse twists of fate,
Studly, Spudly, proud and great! 😤
Huzzah! 🥔

All hail The Studly Spud!
Putting some starch in it!
Huzzah! 🥔

Reporting for duty! Huzzah!
Spiritus Department of Skullduggery is now active...
🥔☠️🥔

The Botched Pejazzle of the Studly Spud wrote:A chip, a fry, a crisp, a wedge,
It matters not to The Potato heart,
It's where you finish not where you start,
Forged by adverse twists of fate,
Studly, Spudly, proud and great! 😤
Huzzah! 🥔

I would post a snarky response but I really just can't

Old Zealand Founder wrote:I would post a snarky response but I really just can't

Respud! ✊
🥔☠️🥔

So, this Nation's card won't be available until Season 3 is issued but, I've put together a current collectible roster of Dept. Of Skullduggery talent:
page=deck/collection=36587
Listed as: Agents of S.P.U.D.
Help? 🤗
Any suggestions for the acronym, S.P.U.D. ???
I thought, maybe, 'Spiritus Potato Undercover Diplomat' or something...anybody?
Help please! 🤔
🥔☠️🥔

I would like to point out that we haven’t mentioned potatoes in it’s best, most raw form, (not “Fry at the bottom of the bag”) in almost four days, so I came to say

P O T A T

Republic of Jiesph wrote:I would like to point out that we haven’t mentioned potatoes in it’s best, most raw form, (not “Fry at the bottom of the bag”) in almost four days, so I came to say

P O T A T

Raw potatoes are fine, but they are so much worse than better potatoes like baked potatoes, curly fries, taters, etc.

The Potatonic Order wrote:Raw potatoes are fine, but they are so much worse than better potatoes like baked potatoes, curly fries, taters, etc.

How dare you insult the holy food!

Republic of Jiesph wrote:How dare you insult the holy food!

I've eaten 2, so I consider myself fairly well versed. How many have you eaten?

The Potatonic Order wrote:I've eaten 2, so I consider myself fairly well versed. How many have you eaten?

*insert jeopardy theme.mp69* uhh.... 3 1/2?

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