by Max Barry

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The Most Scientifically Advanced in Manitoba

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Manitoba is ranked 4,249th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN50Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“wo' toy'taHvIS Hegh 'e' tul Hoch tlhIngan”
2.The Apolytonian Surfdom of Grant Park - HarrowAuthoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State“Arrant Graph Work”
3.The Always Happy People of Communist WinnipegScandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State“From Each According to Our Needs”
4.The People's Theocracy of United GoodLiberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone“Atheists do not know Fear and Comfort”
5.The Aromatic Republic of Chateau ChevalierInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Shipping promotions do NOT apply to wine purchases.”
6.The Red River Warriors of WarhorseAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Never Know”
7.The Jets of Winnipeg_New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy“Assiniboine et la Rouge”