Interactions with other nations' delegations
While the foreign minister talked with the Big Boss and other officials from DA WAAAAGH, the rest of the delegation toured the lawn with some of the Government officials, including Deputy Prime Minister, Sno Joshibearia, greeting and talking to the delegations from other nations attending the meeting.
The Russrashtrian DPM met the PM of Ciscannia. After a handshake, he stated, "It is a pleasure to meet you. Congratulations on your win in the elections! I am happy to see that democracy has once again prevailed with a large number of parties getting a say in your Government. This election will surely inspire people to put their voices forward and support democracy. We are also having elections next year and we hope our election will be as interesting as yours. We also hope to further ties and co-operation between our nations, especially in the space and IT sectors."
Technologically a little behind, but a good friend of Russrashtria. The DPM greeted the Speerlandian Delegation and talked about increasing connectivity between the two nations, especially at the Russrashtrian-Speerlandian border in the Russrashtrian region of Canarovsk.
The Pacific Maritime Federation
While DPM Sno was talking with the Speerlandian delegation, the PMF Foreign Affairs Minister greeted PM Beet who was standing next to the FM while he was speaking with the Big Boss and asked his opinions on increasing trade and co-operation in arms development.
The PM responded, "Good to meet you here. I am all for increasing trade and co-operation between our nations. I think we can reduce import taxes on goods and increase connectivity between our nations. I also think arms development collaboration will benefit both our nations as arms manufacturing is one of the largest industries in your nation while our arms manufacturing is focused more on creating newer and high-quality weapons. I plan to send my defence minister to your nation soon to discuss more on this topic."
The delegation did not have much to discuss with Dekronian representatives yet, though PM Beet and DPM Sno greeted the Dekronian delegation when they were approached by them. After a few greetings and handshakes, the Dekronian delegation moved on.
The PM and DPM did not have much to talk about with the delegation from Scherzinger either, but they still greeted them and said, "Good to see Scherzinger attending this meeting. We hope to improve trade and diplomatic ties with your nation.", before moving on.
By now, FM Hello had finished talking with the Big Boss and he subsequently proceeded to greet Queen Sarah of Achinoam. He shakes hands with her and says, "It is a pleasure to meet you. As a neighbouring nation of Achinoam, we believe that we should improve land as well as air and maritime connectivity between our nations to help facilitate better trade between our nations. We should also focus on improving connectivity in our lands in the western continent. I think we can hold bilateral talks after the meeting to discuss moe about this. By the way, how is the construction of the beachside tourist city in Neva going on?"
Russrashtria did not have either excellent or bad relations with Greater Erland, as Russrashtria had supported the Loyalists in the early phases of the war, but had also opened up trade and tried to normalise relations with Greater Erland after the separatist takeover. DPM Sno greeted the Erlish delegation and said, "We hope to improve relations and trade between our nations. We may be opposed to some of your views, but it seems that the Erlish people support you, so we will not get involved in your internal conflicts."
DPM Sno greeted the Axcyian delegation. He shook hands with the Axcyian Queen and Prime Minsiter and said, "It is good to meet you. Let me introduce myself, I am Sno Joshibearia, the Deputy Prime Minister of Russrashtria. I don't think we have met before. Though our nations are far from each other, I think we should improve ties and co-operation between our nations."
Hosting bid Started!
You can now all bid to be the host of the Kavolympics 2026! Submissions end in 2 days.
How to enter
Just telegram Pandalanda Yay with your submissions, the requirements are:
.Have minimal political instability and no ongoing wars (peacekeeping missions and small skirmishes excluded).
.Host cities with facilities, accommodation, and other such things that makes the city a nice place for residents, visitors and athletes alike.
.And of course you can submit other things in the bid, such as money, which will be used to fund this lovely occasion that brings Kavonia together.
To avoid any rigging, a poll will be held in 2 days where anyone can vote to decide who will be the host (Achinoam can be host even though they hosted 2023, because that one was a shambles).
See you on Sunday for the vote!
Good Fodda, Sports Floppa
The Regent king of Speerland who makes all of the decisions in Speerland (btw) waited until the Russrashtrian Delegations were done talking with the others, he had a little knowledge in english, while waiting to give a response he looked around the yard, after they were done he pointed out how that part of Speerland was already given Independence, which is called Wessberbas
The Queen's interactions in DA WAAAAGH :
The big boss of DA WAAAAGH and Queen Sarah were having a conversation about the summit and the current world situation:
Yes, I do believe that tensions around the world are rising quite rapidly, I applaud your nation mr. Big Boss, for being the first to bring together the world leaders of some of the most developed nations in Kavonia, I hope we will be able to set aside our differences here.
I must say that I too find it refreshing to speak to a fellow monarch, although our monarchies are very different, it is nice to see another monarchy in a world where they are dying out.
It is for this reason that I hope that we may further develop Achinoami and Scherzinger relations.
The leader of Ciscannia and Queen Sarah were having a conversation about how important the diplomatic relations between both countries are:
I too greatly value our relations with Ciscannia, and the treaties we have between our nations.
And on the subject of building on existing treaties, I'm sure we could arrange a summit between our two nations.
The Queen had a very brief conversation with the delegation from Dekronia, and not much was said.
As the two nations have never had any diplomatic relations, and aren't particularly close to each other, there was nothing much to talk about, other than the hope to deepen diplomatic relations.
The President of the The Pacific Maritime Federation was having a conversation with Queen Sarah about how she has never visited the nation:
Yes, it is true that I have never visited the The Pacific Maritime Federation, despite how much I traveled a while back.
As you may know, a few months ago I fell terribly ill, and up until a few days ago I was still recovering, but now I can start traveling again, and I hope to visit the The Pacific Maritime Federation very soon!
Maybe you could even visit Achinoam afterwards.
The leader of Russrashtria and Queen Sarah were having a conversation about Achinoami-Russrashtrian relations, and the tourist city in Neva:
I believe that Achinoami and Russrashtrian relations are some that go way back to the early days of Kavonia, and I believe that we should deepen them.
I also agree to the notion of easing travel between both nations.
About the tourist city in Neva:
The construction of the city is going smoothly, however the construction of the city has had to be put on hold for the time being, as the city is being constructed by Greater Erland, who is the lead builder of the city.
But due to an increase in tensions between Greater Erland and Achinoam, the city's construction has been put on hold for now.
The Queen spotted the delegation from Speerland and walked up to them to shake their hands:
Good day, I am glad to see Speerland at the summit here in DA WAAAAGH, our nations haven't had many opportunities to interact outside of the Monadian Continental Trade before, I hope this can be a new chapter in Achinoam[nation]-[/nation]Speerland relations.
(( Tell me if i missed anyone
Western Christanias Logan Paul Apology to IDEVK for "provoking him"
I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment, and I donít expect to be forgiven. Iím simply here to apologize.
What we came across in the Christanian RMB that day was obviously unplanned. The Bans you saw on Regional Happenings were raw; they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the RMB Post. I should have shut my PC down and stopped posting what we were going through.
There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry.
I want to apologize to the Kavonia. I want to apologize to anyone who has seen the RMB Post. I want to apologize to anyone who is in or likes Kavonia, or Christians, or yo momma. But most importantly I want to apologize to You and the Region.
For my friends who are defending my actions, please don't. I donít deserve to be defended. My goal with the rmb is always to entertain; to push the boundaries, to be all-inclusive. In the world I live in, I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious.
Like I said I made a huge mistake. I donít expect to be forgiven, Iím just here to apologize.
I'm ashamed of myself. Iím disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.
yes i did the logan paul apology
The Federal Republic of Johanna Comes Back OnlineÖ Literally
After days of an unexpected intended nationwide power outage that plagued the nation to a complete stop, power has finally been restored within the nation of Johanna.
On the 25th of September, the nation decided to bring its new province, Clanonia, that it inherited from Lotoarea, through the Clanonia Treaty on board the privately owned Johanna Gas & Power grid. Without much planning and tests the nation made the big mistake in prematurely switching over Clanoniaís former Lotoarea power grid to JG&P.
After a thorough government investigation into JG&P, the government has taken full control of the nationís power grid.
ĒIt seems to me, we had people in high places without the high experience. I do apologize to the people of our Grand Duchy,Ē the Grand Duchess of Johanna stated at the nationís first press conference since power came back online.
ĒWe couldíve shut the power off in our Clanonia province and just restored power to our nations provinces that have always been apart of JohannaÖ But, I didnít think that would be right. We are all apart of Johanna. One Nation. One Sound. Therefore, until the government was able to repair and replace old faulty pieces of lines and correctly rewire this particular provinceís grid (Clanonia) to connect to Johanna, I made the tough decision to shut off the nation,Ē she continued.
Schools and businesses closed throughout the time period, while government officials were still ordered to come to work in the Capital Palace ówhich never lost poweró to continue addressing the nationís top issues which wasnít the power outage .
The nation is torn as 47% of the population understands the Grand Duchess reasoning behind the national black out of 2022 while 23% of the nation disagrees with the national black out. 20% of the nation is undecided on the issue. This marks the first time that a high percentage of the nations citizens disagree with a decision made by the countryís top official. The government hopes that with the takeover of Johannaís largest power network that this mistake wonít happen again.
ďI understand why the Grand Duchess did what she did, but she shouldnít have inconvenienced the entire country just because of a new province joining our nation. Take care of us first. Hell thereís no reason for me to live in the capital province of Kira and losing power. Thatís the whole reason for me living in this particular province because I know the government will take care of us first before they take care of any other province such as Lev. But whether apart of Lev or Kira, weíve always been apart of this nation so we should have priority over Clanonia, not the other way around!Ē a patriotic unnamed Johannan citizen shouted.
ďThis kind of reminds me of the one band one sound thing that you used to hear about when you were a kid,Ē laughed George Foxtrot, a new residence of Johanna through The Treaty of Clanonia. ďI already feel much apart of this nation. Any other leader would probably have put us back in the dark until they were ready to restore power. What people donít get is that once they shut off our power we couldnít go back to Lotoareaís power grid as were no longer apart of them. I thank this nationís top executive in shutting down the nation until we could fully be apart of it. What needed to be done was done. Itís time to move forward as a new country now ,Ē he continued.
ďThere was a power outage?Ē Tetra Cercanus choked as she blew smoke from a joint of only the finest Johannan weed after hearing the news. ďEither I smoke too much or I mustíve been super high to not notice the dark streets of Johanna not being a dream.Ē
The Grand Duchess of Johanna is quietly appointing a cabinet with the newly formed Department of Energy branch.
Unfortunately the nation continues to experience rolling brownouts and periodic rolling blackouts to help minimize a full on national blackout again. Only the Grand Palace; home of the Grand Duchess, the Capital Palace, and other top government officialsí residence seem to be the only places in Johanna not affected by the rolling brownouts and blackouts. The new government owned JG&P hopes to have this issue corrected at the beginning of the coming week.
"Thank you," said Andreas van Peij, prime-minister of Ciscannia. "We've had a record low level of abstention...we truly pride ourselves in our people's interest in the political sphere. Politics is everything, after all...but I must tell you, as good as it may be to see so much cooperation among our parties, it is also quite demanding to ensure the satisfaction among all people involved," he admitted.
"We'll be looking after your elections closely, and I could not agree more - we should collaborate at this time, maybe even beyond the space and IT sectors. But with those especially - what did you have in mind?"
Prime Minister asks MCT to lift sanctions on Axcyic Program
Today, the Prime Minister has made a speech for the Monadian Continental Trade to lift their sanctions against the country because of war a couple years ago. While they wait a response they must raise the country's currency despite the economy.
Ciscannia passes legislation officially banning the sale of cars, and phasing out its use.
After hours of heated debate, the Ciscannian parliament has passed legislation presented by the Green Party banning the sale of cars, and phasing out its use in the next 10 years in favour of public transport, and bikes/escooters/similar vehicles. This was one of the most divisive bills since the start of the government, and especially caused clashes between the GPC and the CFP, both parties in the government.
173 votes in favour - 123 votes against - 3 abstentions
Some compromises within the bill have been added: for example, non-fossil-fuel powered, business-owned vehicles would still be allowed to operate outside urban areas beyond the next 10 years, and cars from governmental organisations abroad will be allowed to travel through whichever Ciscannian roads are chosen to remain.
Here are some of the quotes from different party members:
"The right bill, at the wrong time. This could be putting the current government's unity at risk - and under no circumstances should we be seeking that." - Alma Vandale, Leftist Initiative
"Passing this bill is an economic suicide for Ciscannia; and the impact is going well beyond the automobile industry." - Gwan Min-Sang, The Liberals
"I believe some people here fail to comprehend the potential of this measure. Just by taking passenger vehicles out of the equation, we are going to be taking off about 2 million metric tonnes of CO2 off of our national footprint, every year. And there are so many knock-on effects - we could be looking at values reaching the millions, really, just for CO2 emissions." - Koen Antunes, environmental NGO representative.
"Today marks the end of the asphalt walls, and traffic jams. Today, Ciscannia stood up and let the world know that our environment is priceless." - Saskia Esteves, Green Party of Ciscannia
"The remote villages will be abandoned. What will we say to the hundreds, now forced to relocate to bigger towns, where public transport can reach?" - Melissa Maas, Ciscano-Dutch Interests Party
"There will be challenges ahead, but I believe that in the next 10 years, our nation will solve each of them sensibly. But cutting our dependency on cars, I really think we are setting an example for the world to see." - DionŪsio Caremba, Social-Democrat Movement
(sorry for not rping)
The civil war has ended, and Pandalanda Yay still stands, but to the south a new nation forms - Dakonekia. They are a communist state that believes in an ethnic split Pandalanda.
In other news, I have updated my military factbook:
RP Population: 157,386,050 (as of 6/11/22 British date system)
Fit For Service: 55,444,002(of which...)
Reserves: 17,195,304(of which...)
Support Equipment: 125,245,690
Medium Tanks: 211
Heavy Tanks: 96
Tank Destroyers: 269
MBTs(Main Battle Tank): 120
MT(Missile Tank)s: 131
SPAT(Self-Propelled Artillery Tank)s: 140
MPT(Multi-Purpose Tank)s: 174
SST(Support Scout Tank)s: 109
SFT(Support Fire Tank)s: 138
Artillery Vehicles: 1666
MAP(Missile Artillery Piece): 1400
MAT(Missile Artillery 'Truck'): 1721
Missile Anti-Air: 9,234
Transport Vehicles: 30,911
Aircraft Carriers: 28
Light Cruisers: 106
Heavy Cruisers(Modern Battleships): 73
Patrol Ships: 215
Cruise Missile Ships: 95
Land Assault Ships: 150
Amphibious Landing Ships: 1,875
CAS(Close Air Support):1,040
Assault Aircraft: 1,357
Naval Fighters: 325
Naval Assault Aircraft: 385
Naval CAS(Close Air Support): 299
Naval Bombers: 224
Naval Helicopters: 112
Nukes: 22 (15 missiles)
Nuclear Bombers: 7
Good Fodda, Happy Floppa With a Gun
Elsewhere the government is attempting the PS(Panda Speed) generation 4, the next level of travel in Pandalanda Yay. This will upgrade all motorways in Pandalanda to the 'Hyperspeed+', an electric motorway with extreme safety even with road speeds of up to 160kmh.
There will be tram systems and metro systems in all of Pandalanda's big cities (more info when in progress) and the train system across Pandalanda will get a massive upgrade, using new electric technology the trains should be able to reach speeds of up to 572kmh(355mph) and will be connected all across Pandalanda Yay, the stations will also get huge upgrade, with new state of the art buildings. (more info on everything part of PS4 soon)
Good Fodda, Reformed Floppa