by Max Barry

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The Most Stationary in Hell

Long-term World Census surveillance revealed which nations have been resident in their current region for the longest time.

As a region, Hell is ranked 16,919th in the world for Most Stationary.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Beating Heart of Davey JonesFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Aye, captain!”
2.The Utterly Awesomenessismatron of Evil PersonzCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly...”
3.The Oppressed Peoples of DeceiverIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Forever in Pain!”
4.The United Socialist States of Uruk-Hai LurtzMoralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People“For Sauron and Mordor”
5.The Demon of Yellow EyesCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“It's very unseemly, making deals with devils.”
6.The Anarchy That I Run of Doctor HorribleCorrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship“The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.”
7.The Metal Manipulation of Lord MagnetoIron Fist Socialists Inevitably Bloody Result of Liberal Ideals Mugged By Reality“Welcome to the future.”
8.The Federation of Satan ClausInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“I get letters from dyslectics”
9.The Burning Flame of Hellfire RoavinInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Reinventing the Wheel. Again. And Again.”
10.The Oppressed Peoples of Altmoras DCLXVIPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Safety, Security, Unity”
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