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Loptia-Donotia wrote:Alright! Imma just try to assassinate Cawl before I invade Eurasia!

I cawl, hearby dislike loptia.

Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic wrote:I cawl, hearby dislike loptia.

I, 3e46fryu, hereby assassinates Cawl to save Talotia! Assassination attempt fails oh no!

Loptia-Donotia wrote:I, 3e46fryu, hereby assassinates Cawl to save Talotia! Assassination attempt fails oh no!

I cawl, hearby kidnap the 3e46fryu.

Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic wrote:Everybody is now Cyborg.
I Cawl, shall now turn Talotian birds into Cyborgs for fun.
I also want all the toasters on the planet for personal use.

Socialisticae Oligarchiae appears and shoots Cawl and Cawl falls to the ground dead as a doorknob I hereby declare myself the new Premier of Talotia!

Talotia wrote:Socialisticae Oligarchiae appears and shoots Cawl and Cawl falls to the ground dead as a doorknob I hereby declare myself the new Premier of Talotia!

*cawl revives himself* *Shoots oligarchae*
I hearby take your toaster.

Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic wrote:I cawl, hearby kidnap the 3e46fryu.

Hides

Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic wrote:*cawl revives himself* *Shoots oligarchae*
I hearby take your toaster.

Oligarchiae laughs Sorry but you're in a ship that's taking you back to Eurasia! Oligarchiae then steps out of the ship and closes the door. Then he send the ship flying to Eurasia

Talotia wrote:Oligarchiae laughs Sorry but you're in a ship that's taking you back to Eurasia! Oligarchiae then steps out of the ship and closes the door. Then he send the ship flying to Eurasia

*teleports back to Talotia*
*puts Oligarchiae in giant toaster*
Let me make cyborg bird in peace.

Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic wrote:*teleports back to Talotia*
*puts Oligarchiae in giant toaster*
Let me make cyborg bird in peace.

Oligarchiae teleports out of toaster You know what? How about a compromise? Talotia can have two Premiers! After all, I was going to set up a council once I become Premier! More than one Premier will ensure that our nation thrives!

Talotia wrote:Oligarchiae teleports out of toaster You know what? How about a compromise? Talotia can have two Premiers! After all, I was going to set up a council once I become Premier! More than one Premier will ensure that our nation thrives!

I cawl, agree to this.
I also want to create Cyborg Birds.

Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic wrote:I cawl, agree to this.
I also want to create Cyborg Birds.

I guess why not? You can create cyborg birds!

Talotia wrote:I guess why not? You can create cyborg birds!

*Makes Cyborg bird with green feathers*
Now to make more of them

Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic wrote:*Makes Cyborg bird with green feathers*
Now to make more of them

It's.... beautiful!

Talotia wrote:It's.... beautiful!

More bird.
I cawl, propose making more cyborg-bird factories.

Union of Eurasian Socialist Republic wrote:More bird.
I cawl, propose making more cyborg-bird factories.

Alright! I'll pass a law that makes room for these factories! Now I have to go! See you later! Oligarchiae disappears into the shadows

Dives Patriae wrote:"Oh cool because I wanted to do some 9/11 stuff"

Oh

I feel like I need to go on a rampage

Post self-deleted by The Error Islands Union.

The Celtics wrote:I feel like I need to go on a rampage

Want some Halfworth cookies?

The Error Islands Union wrote:Want some Halfworth cookies?

Yes, I'm looking for someone to prey on

The Celtics wrote:Yes, I'm looking for someone to prey on

...

UnirState wrote:You have a death wish?

Yes

The Talot Socialist Republics wrote:...

You aren't in the Halfworth alliance... hello there

The Celtics wrote:You aren't in the Halfworth alliance... hello there

Since he is Talotia's military, he technically is. Sorry for any inconvenience!

The Celtics wrote:You aren't in the Halfworth alliance... hello there

Intense screaming

The Error Islands Union wrote:Since he is Talotia's military, he technically is. Sorry for any inconvenience!

Yes!

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