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Boooooooooooooo
the reason i was saying why would you wanna be OG Mudbone is because its fake xD
If it were real he would be the record holder
Luni
Luniten and Ranponian
look
im no 7ft titan like Bomoko
but i aint fake neither
Um excuse you, Bomoko’s actually 8’9
that extra 1'9 is not how tall he is, para
it's not...
yes Vicki?
Yarosluv and Ranponian
who dropped all these worms
Yarosluv and Ranponian
Yaro you should have said you were Jonah Falcon
HE had his verified and was asked to donate it after his death to the Icelandic Phallological Museum
ran,
i am not an expert on the world's largest penises
i am only an expert on 1 of the world's largest penises
Le rochelle, Diwi, and Ranponian
That’s called specialization hell yeah
Yarosluv and Ranponian
wot
nuffin o<o
ACHTUNG : Diese Geschichte ist eine Fiktion. Die Charaktere und Bilder sind Schauspieler.)
URGENT MINISTRY OF JUSTICE DEPARTMENT OF MISSING PERSONS
CASE
On April 2nd 2016, Ophelia Bender, Helena Bergsman and Jeny Karls, along with Mathias Lens were arrested by the FSB in Moscow.
On April 3rd 2016, the Chancellor ordered the opening of an investigation and appointed PROSEKUTOR CHRISTIAN VON LOBEDA to initiate proceedings against the Russian State.
At the same time, the German Ambassador for the Russian State, Nikolas Schweis, informs the Minister of Justice and the President (or Czar) of the proceeding and demanding the immediate release of Bender, Bergsman, Karls and Lens.
MISSING PERSONS
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OPHELIA BENDER | MATHIAS LENS |
JENY KARLS |
HELENA BERGSMAN |
Born 01/03/19xx | Born 04/09/19xx |
born 21/04/19xx |
born 09/09/19xx |
DOCUMENTS
updated
Victoria Harbor, Liberalina, and Ranponian
Lena Musal spotted in Barcelona
WHAT !??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Sending officers now !
Osman Ali: That is only where it begins, it stretches much further than that to some very thick jungles called the Ituri wherein if you cross them, you will encounter a grand river called the Nile that leads to deserts far north where sand is endless like the ocean.
- Osman smiled as he spoke, he’d been on many adventures.
Osman Ali: Much of this river that starts here in by your city, stretches into the Catanga Caliphate, but even so, it barely reaches the center of the immense empire. Our Caliphate is home to many peoples, from the Teke, to the Tetela, the Swahili tribes, the Mongo tribes, the Tua tribes all of whom are subjugated by the Catangi people under the banner of the Catanga Caliphate. Despite our many differences we all speak the language of the Catangi, Lingala, which unifies us...
Ranponian and Zanbala prz
wasps attacked me in my backyard the other day
but i wanna grill burgers
what do i do
Le rochelle, Liberalina, Diwi, and Ranponian
Time to grill some wasps then v_v
Yarosluv and Ranponian
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 INFERNO 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
Flamethrower
Yarosluv, Diwi, and Ranponian
All I'm saying is that the Geneva convention doesn't apply to wasps.
Yarosluv and Ranponian
TREATY of BACKYARD
I. Wasps shall not attack curpat during burger grilling
II. Wasps however GAIN the right to sting Curpat 2 times each during lawn mowing
III. Head, torso and privates cannot be stung.
V. Curpat CANNOT call an exterminator
Signed, QUEEN WASP
Signed, CURPAT
Yarosluv, Le rochelle, Diwi, and Ranponian
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