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Khasinkonia wrote:Y’all look at my most recent policy decisions

Glad to see you’re doing well! Everything work out alright?

The palmetto wrote:Glad to see you’re doing well! Everything work out alright?

Well enough. Hopefully I’ll return to discord in a month or two; I hate to miss all the fun!

Newne Carriebean7, Atrilan, Pacificora, and Herod

Fun khas update!!(horrifying news i just learned featured fresh off the kettle!)

This dude who’s been crushing hard on me(he knows I’m trans and does acknowledge I’m a girl) apparently during the summer pretended to be trans to try and get with me, and told one or two of our mutual friends that he didn’t have dysphoria and then fessed up after I left the group chat for difficult familial reasons that are a whole other story entirely and I thought he’d just been confused rather than pretending because he didn’t give me that tea for obvious reasons but anyways, he ACTUALLY F*CKING PRETENDED TO BE TRANS BECAUSE I CLEARLY WASN’T INTERESTED IN HIM AND MY FRIEND INFORMED HIM THAT MY MESSAGE ON HIS PROM INVITATIONS WAS CLEARLY A “No but I’m being polite and don’t want to say it” SO HE THOUGHT MY BI-BUT-MORE-STRAIGHT-THAN-LESBIAN ASS WOULD FALL FOR HIM IF HE WAS TRANS AND I ALMOST WENT TO HIS HOUSE AND TRIED TO DO HIS MAKEUP AND THANK GOD I DIDN’T BECAUSE HE’S TURNING OUT TO BE SOMETHING OF A F*CKING CREEPER

Khasinkonia wrote:Fun khas update!!(horrifying news i just learned featured fresh off the kettle!)

This dude who’s been crushing hard on me(he knows I’m trans and does acknowledge I’m a girl) apparently during the summer pretended to be trans to try and get with me, and told one or two of our mutual friends that he didn’t have dysphoria and then fessed up after I left the group chat for difficult familial reasons that are a whole other story entirely and I thought he’d just been confused rather than pretending because he didn’t give me that tea for obvious reasons but anyways, he ACTUALLY F*CKING PRETENDED TO BE TRANS BECAUSE I CLEARLY WASN’T INTERESTED IN HIM AND MY FRIEND INFORMED HIM THAT MY MESSAGE ON HIS PROM INVITATIONS WAS CLEARLY A “No but I’m being polite and don’t want to say it” SO HE THOUGHT MY BI-BUT-MORE-STRAIGHT-THAN-LESBIAN ASS WOULD FALL FOR HIM IF HE WAS TRANS AND I ALMOST WENT TO HIS HOUSE AND TRIED TO DO HIS MAKEUP AND THANK GOD I DIDN’T BECAUSE HE’S TURNING OUT TO BE SOMETHING OF A F*CKING CREEPER

That was quite the rollercoaster to read.

Post self-deleted by Nea byzantia.

Leading cause of death in your country?

Mine is "Disappearance".

Nea byzantia wrote:Leading cause of death in your country?

Mine is "Disappearance".

Mine is "Old age"

Which is funny because I funded immortality research.

Khasinkonia wrote:Fun khas update!!(horrifying news i just learned featured fresh off the kettle!)

This dude who’s been crushing hard on me(he knows I’m trans and does acknowledge I’m a girl) apparently during the summer pretended to be trans to try and get with me, and told one or two of our mutual friends that he didn’t have dysphoria and then fessed up after I left the group chat for difficult familial reasons that are a whole other story entirely and I thought he’d just been confused rather than pretending because he didn’t give me that tea for obvious reasons but anyways, he ACTUALLY F*CKING PRETENDED TO BE TRANS BECAUSE I CLEARLY WASN’T INTERESTED IN HIM AND MY FRIEND INFORMED HIM THAT MY MESSAGE ON HIS PROM INVITATIONS WAS CLEARLY A “No but I’m being polite and don’t want to say it” SO HE THOUGHT MY BI-BUT-MORE-STRAIGHT-THAN-LESBIAN ASS WOULD FALL FOR HIM IF HE WAS TRANS AND I ALMOST WENT TO HIS HOUSE AND TRIED TO DO HIS MAKEUP AND THANK GOD I DIDN’T BECAUSE HE’S TURNING OUT TO BE SOMETHING OF A F*CKING CREEPER

huhhh, not a female or trans, so can't relate... but that's... disturbing to say the least. This person took pretending to be someone your not to a whole different level.

Wow Khas, that's just creepy. Hopefully that guy buggers off and stays buggered.

Khasinkonia wrote:Fun khas update!!(horrifying news i just learned featured fresh off the kettle!)

Wait your trans?
I'll have to look up what that means.

Our leading cause of death is heart disease, fitting considering it's the South.

Newne Carriebean7 wrote:Wait your trans?
I'll have to look up what that means.

Yep, a trans woman. It’s like a cis(normal) woman but on hardcore mode.

Khas you need to keep an eye out on this dude.

Also leading cause of death here is Disappearance.

Leading cause of death in Khasinkonia is Old Age, but we’ve got some more interesting ones like death from nuclear spill too...

The canadian north-west

leading cause of death here is old age, at almost 70%, followed by being lost in the wilderness at ~27%, and finally by wild beaver attack at 3%

Old age, with acts of god, wilderness, and war being pretty high, some suicide while in police custody and red tailed attacks to round things up.

The canadian north-west wrote:leading cause of death here is old age, at almost 70%, followed by being lost in the wilderness at ~27%, and finally by wild beaver attack at 3%

The solution to being lost in the wilderness is to completely urbanize your nation.

64.2 - Old Age
24% - Overworking
6.4% - Lost in the Wilderness
2.9% - Heart Disease
1.2% - War
0.6% - Wolf Attacks
0.3% - Acts of God
0.3% - Suicide While in Police Custody

The umperia isles

I have Arrived

Welcome party commence

but 60.2 old age
26.8 exposure
2.3 Acts of God
8.1 lost in wilderness
2.5 heart disease

Hello, Apror.

The Dutch are here to destroy you.

Dutch rebels wrote:The Dutch are here to destroy you.

Oh god oh f*ck they've arrived.

Do not worry Apror, Cobaltia is here to defend you from the Dutch. At arms, Cobaltia! Your comrade needs your help!

The canadian north-west

lets in all of the dutch
you said we're here to defend the dutch, right?

The canadian north-west wrote:lets in all of the dutch
you said we're here to defend the dutch, right?

Canafa supports T-series, he's a weeb, he hates Taiwan, and he's happy the Oppportunity rover died. I think it's obvious by now that he's a traitor to all Cobaltia stands for and needs to be shot.

The palmetto

Atrilan wrote:Canafa supports T-series, he's a weeb, he hates Taiwan, and he's happy the Oppportunity rover died. I think it's obvious by now that he's a traitor to all Cobaltia stands for and needs to be shot.

seconded. prepare the firing squads.

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