The Lowest Crime Rates in Chicken overlords
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Union of egoists of IraqGreece | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Thanks for lunch money” | |
| 2. |  The Socialist Republic of Aankai | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Pŏtestās Ocelotĭum!” | |
| 3. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Slone Punke | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “From Many, One” | |
| 4. |  The Human Skull Crushers of Southern south HM most loyal kangaroos | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “In his majesty, king of kangaroos, we trust” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of United Texian Farmers 2 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 6. |  The Community of East Wombles | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Fill your tidybags” | |
| 7. |  The Community of Northern West wombles | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “King Bruce” | |
| 8. |  The People's Republic of The Great Russian Bear | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Freedom, Liberty, Stalin!” | |
| 9. |  The Theocracy of Zhen Buddhism | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “In Peace, we are thankful, in war, we are mercyful” | |
| 10. |  The Queendom of Wolves of The East | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Strength Through Greatness” |
