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Xtreme Flood advisory
The Mohacian Atmospheric Administration has issued a breakthrough of the Ozone.
The Mohacian Aquatic Admin. aleted that this breakthrough may lead to floods. The Carolinas and Virginia will be separated. The floridan Peninsula would flood except what the map is shown on top. Mississippi River will flood most of the river. Lakes and ponds from the Ice Age will myseriously appear because of Water vapor in the Troposphere.
Comrade: Why you didn't say that, now we need to wear UV protectors all thanks to you, throwing things we need to protect ourselves.
Boss: I NEED TO ♻️ THEM.....
Harvester: Stop fighting. I am sick to the back teeth on those flippin kidz
The His Majesty’s Most Loyal Kangaroosian Atmospheric Research Agency.
Chief Researcher: Due to activities in Mohacian, there is now a hole in the ozone layer, this is extremely dangerous and therefore it is necessary to were protection at all times. We recommend that everyone applies protective lotions as well as sunglasses and hats and we will be delivering these items within the next few days, we also advise that citizens, under any circumstances barring extreme ones, do not leave their homes. Food and Drink will be delivered as soon as we are able to, but until that point please cut down on meals. If citizens are currently at work, then we recommend you remain there until the government can take you back home, if citizens are currently with friends then we recommend that they do not leave for the time being and if citizens are currently outside we recommend they find shelter as soon as possible, all governmental building will be open for citizens, these include libraries, train stations, bus stations, airports, municipal buildings, as well as any other clearly marked building. Our scientists are currently working to construct a large reflective shield whist we make the changes needed to repair the ozone layer, we hope the temporary solution to be completed in the next 2-4 weeks and the final repair within a year or two. This has been public service announcement by the government of His Majesty’s Most Loyal Kangaroos.
Post by Hapax hegemon suppressed by a moderator.
Sorry I only speak chicken
Cluck cluck, cock-a-doodle-doo
Beware of that drive by spammer, he's spammed dozens of regions and has already started being suppressed and banned.
I speak chicken too but I also know a bit of turkey, enough to get around in a turkey flock if I have to.
Gobble gobble gobble
It seems he’s been deleted now.
Dowager takes the equipment to her lab and hands a scalpel to her kangaroo assistant.
“Would you like to dissect a human today?”
Yes, suppressed and deleted. :)
The Kangaroo eagerly takes the scalpel and begins to slice the skin off the face carefully as to not damage it so it can be made into an item of fashion for kangaroos.
“I would love too!”
Statement of the Government of Mohacian
Its been 2 weeks that we've been ordered to take over. The bad news is Major cities and other places were flooded, they're no longer in use. We will make floatable homes once we have the correct materials. For now, if you're protected with sun screen, you're allowed to see the brightness of Star JFK 19. The good news is, We survived the worst. Thanks to the Kangaroos, we survived. Without them we"ll die from the rays.
Boss: Harvester 3x. Ah you son of a Stegosaurus. goes to Harvester's house You son of a Stego, why did you get out.
Harvester: its just i want to live.
Boss: you're species are adaptable you son of dumbo
Comrade: Shut up and stop complaining of their Physical abilities.
Statement from Ministry of International Aid in the His Majesty’s Most Loyal Kangaroosian Government
It has come to our attention that our allies in Mohacian have experienced large amounts of flooding that has rendered many homeless, therefore we will be sending 5000 kangaroo aid workers to assist in the rebuilding efforts. We will build flood wall, flood-proof homes and houseboats. We encourage anyone who wants to assist us to contact us by phoning our number, ensuing us or writing a letter. We hope that the rebuilding will be speedy and effective.
Kangaroo Commander: How many aid workers have signed up?
Kangaroo Comrade: Hmmmm...must be around 7000 now.
Kangaroo Commander: Very good news, rebuilding should be completed soon.
3600 Nations!
We are doing well, but we still have a long way to go!
Boss: Interesting, you're at the right time for this
Comrade and Harvester: For what
Boss: a canal project
Kangaroo Commander: What canal project?
Kangaroo Comrade: What canal project?
Chicken Overlords has now reached high Regional Power!
I wonder when we will reach very high, I’m sure it will come with more nations!
The Great Plains Canal
Kangaroo Commander: This looks to be a very impressive and audacious project, do you require any assistance?
That will be great
Of course, we’ll send so,e kangaroo workers over
That’s good for now
New poll in Zentari. Come and vote! This one I think you're going to like!
Do you believe Russia will interfere in the 2020 Election and others?
negro
South His Majestys most loyal kangaroos and Datlov remember
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