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He says, “Mongeism is most important. In the war of 1069, it defeated every single ideology, and it came out on top. We love mongeism, because it is best in times of need. If you ask whether it is left or right, I will say it is inside...” We are inspired by his beautiful words of wisdom.

When he was born, he went jousting. It is said, that you joust on a horse, and they run fast. Cheetahs also run fast, and they are a cat. Cats are small, just like a shoe. Shoes have bottoms, just like cars. Cars have engines like planes, and planes fly. That is how he invented planes and flew them in 2001. However in 2001, he crashed his plane and was fired on September 12th. But then, Coretas asked, “Will you be my leader?” And Dover answered yes. Mongeism is the most superior ideology in Coretas now.

When Ben Dover was made leader, he had a sidekick named Joe Maemae. They both were the best leaders of Coretas. They united the americas under their rule, and then created smelly nukes that smell bad. He went to war with the entire world and won, and then he annexed all the countries. Then he made all the people his slaves, and they had to collect 69 materials. Joe Maemae finished taking a dump when he saw all this, and Maemae was happy. They both drank all the oil while everyone worked in the country. However, one day, Dover went for a little swim. Maemae was all alone, when he farted loudly. This was the equivalent to a small nuke, and everyone died except for Maemae and Dover, so they went to space to conquer planets. Maemae used his hair to get to space, and they built a big statue on Mars. Everyone in the world loved Mongeism because it is fun.