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"Aundotutunagir is ranked 2,158th in the world and 1st in Antarctic Oasis for Highest Foreign Aid Spending"

But why?

Iron Felix wrote:Hello Jutsa, and welcome to AO! Sorry for the rather undiplomatic reception. We don't always talk about toilet paper and wet spots.

so ...
just wet spots?

Hello my cold friends! I know this may be controversial, but if anyone has a moment, please feel free to help make the World's Largest Potato the most liked Wonder of the World!

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So, the New York Presidental Primary is over, I may have a life shortly (which will be taken away by the general primary in June and the general election in November).

The Voltarum wrote:Hello my cold friends! I know this may be controversial, but if anyone has a moment, please feel free to help make the World's Largest Potato the most liked Wonder of the World!

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Liked!

And while we're at it, could everyone dislike the Giant pile of dung page=wonder/wid=1000870

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I used Braag'miir as my wonder and I have to admit, I suck at that puzzle. I have no idea why I suck at it, it should be easy for me, but I do. If it was a sudoku? That place would be done by now a dozen times over.

Iron Felix wrote:Liked!

And while we're at it, could everyone dislike the Giant pile of dung page=wonder/wid=1000870


done and done.

"5 days ago: The Racist Commune of Thermopylae of the region Volkisch Sparta proposed constructing embassies."

I mean, I'm not put off by the racist part, but their name implies that they're Greeks and we all know what pederasts they are......

Thats kinda funny because I was playing Assassin's Creed Odyssey earlier today...however I was playing with the Female main character because...well her voice acting is mush better and to be honest she's prettier than the male main character to watch for hours on end.😁

The game did teach me a new Greek swear word..."Malaka!" which can be translated as sh*t.

Iron Felix wrote:"5 days ago: The Racist Commune of Thermopylae of the region Volkisch Sparta proposed constructing embassies."

I mean, I'm not put off by the racist part, but their name implies that they're Greeks and we all know what pederasts they are......

I know a few rather dirty but funny jokes about that very topic.

The Palentine wrote:I know a few rather dirty but funny jokes about that very topic.

Same! And I would post one but I'd rather not get this account nuked....

Iron Felix wrote:Same! And I would post one but I'd rather not get this account nuked....

Yep.😉

Don't mind me; just pondering all the countries that had to die to make mine the most populous...

I don't understand how population works in NS anymore. OMGTKK is bigger than Yelda now, and OMGTKK and Nerdocrombesia are roughly the same size.

How did we manage to create two whole generations of people with no sense of humor and no ability to detect sarcasm or irony? And why are they all playing nationstates?

Hey I wonder if that white Bronco has a good air conditioner?

Iron Felix wrote: And why are they all playing nationstates?

I think a lot of them think this is a UN game.
On the bright side, the audit is done, my overtime work is at an end, and I can devote some time to the region.

“These animals are both sentient and intelligent,” says Carter Cheyney of the Council for the Study of Animal Intelligence, while desperately trying to play Scrabble with a tourist. “In all important ways they meet our standards for personhood. The government must therefore declare them legal persons with some basic civil rights. That means no more cages, needles or circus shows; they must have full bodily liberty.” He looks down at the board: “Hey, wait a minute, ‘DEAT’ isn’t a word!”

Retired WerePenguins wrote:“These animals are both sentient and intelligent,” says Carter Cheyney of the Council for the Study of Animal Intelligence, while desperately trying to play Scrabble with a tourist. “In all important ways they meet our standards for personhood. The government must therefore declare them legal persons with some basic civil rights. That means no more cages, needles or circus shows; they must have full bodily liberty.” He looks down at the board: “Hey, wait a minute, ‘DEAT’ isn’t a word!”

DEAT is Diversity, Equity, And Tactics. It's the DEI version of SWAT. A dozen people show up, kill your family, and say you're racist for being upset about it.

Iron Felix wrote:How did we manage to create two whole generations of people with no sense of humor and no ability to detect sarcasm or irony? And why are they all playing nationstates?

They never listened to Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Sam Kinnison, Eddie Murphy or Don Rickles. Musically they never listened to Alice Cooper, David Allen Coe, Kinky Friedman, or Phil Ochs. They never read Charles Bukowski, Hunter S Thompson or National Lampoon.

I like to ever couple of years post Lenny Bruce's "Thank You Masked Man" on my social media pages just to see who gets offended and if it still passes muster as free speech, or is taken down for being offensive.

Prepare your harpoons, whalers! They're coming after our whaling industry again!

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Iron Felix wrote:Prepare your harpoons, whalers! They're coming after our whaling industry again!

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Sigh! Oh well it might be fun to bring out the Palentine dolphins to oppose it on the grounds of "Those <censored><bleep>fat<censored><really gross adjective><dirty word>deserve it!"

"We heard you <censored>missed us! We're <filthy explitive> back, you <unbelievably gross and foul explitive>!"

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