The Lowest Crime Rates in Altino
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederacy of Western Northern Eastern Southern | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “From Many, One” | |
| 2. |  The Allied States of Soviscosia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!” | |
| 3. |  The Paradoxical Queendom of The Perplexed Angel | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Help Me, I'm So Confused” | |
| 4. |  The Queendom of Alternal | Libertarian Police State Government-Enforced Political Correctness Society | “She do what she do” | |
| 5. | The Dictatorship of Altiflonium | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Like pie...” | |
| 6. | The Queendom of Altinception | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Altinception needs to be a thing. -Bran” | |
| 7. | The Disputed Territories of Altenticles | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Stealing your socks and teeth for the evil queen lynxi” | |
| 8. | The Tin Bruhed me once of Altinvasion | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “We are Altino. Join us.” | |
| 9. | The Nomadic Peoples of Waffle House | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “The grime adds to the flavor.” | |
| 10. | The Republic of Altinostalgia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Kawaii Queen of All Cuteness conquers all!” |
